[trycoastal]

[hotcountrymama]

“Just lay your head in daddy's lap, you're a bad girl

Bad girl (1-2-3-4)

Hey, hey

I'll let you walk all over me, me

You know that I'm a little tease, tease

But I want it pretty please, please

You know you know you know I'm crazy

I just wanna be your baby

You can fuck me, you can play me

You can love and you can hate me

Miss me, miss me, now you wanna kiss me

Choke me because I said so

Stroke me and feed my ego

I've been a bad girl, don't you know?

(Don't tell me what to do)

Come get it now or never

I'll let you do whatever

I'll be your bad girl, here we go

(1-2-3-4)

Miss me, miss me, now you wanna kiss me

(You're a bad girl)

Baby

You know I want a little taste, taste

So let me take you all the way, way

You know you'll never be the same, same

(You fuckin' bad girl!)

One night

You won't forget the rest of your life

So come on over to the wild side

Buckle up and, baby, hold on tight

Miss me, miss me, now you wanna kiss me

We both know that you love me 'cause I'm so bad

Choke me because I said so

Stroke me and feed my ego

I've been a bad girl, don't you know?

(Don't tell me what to do)

Come get it now or never

I'll let you do whatever

I'll be your bad girl, here we go

(1-2-3-4)

I've been a bad girl

I've been a bad girl

I'll been a bad girl

I'll been a bad girl

I've been a bad girl

I've been a bad girl

I'll been a bad girl

I'm such a bad girl

Choke me because I said so

Stroke me and feed my ego

I've been a bad girl, don't you know?

(Don't tell me what to do)

Come get it now or never

I'll let you do whatever

I'll be your bad girl, here we go

(1-2-3-4)

Bad bad bad girl”

Avril Lavigne

[exactlywhereimmenttobe]

as your girlfriend 

theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence

or any clothes at all really

but it’s up to you

u can be big spoon or little spoon

totally your choice

i’m always ready to make out

aLwaYs

also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 

i’ll let you lick it though

i mean the ice cream cone

well not just the ice cream cone

[marquis-de-la-rose-noire]

[brutalgeneration]

[questionsandacts-deactivated201]

[lifeofagypsy]

[lexxnova]

When cuddling turns nasty 💕

[his-high-ness]

Leave bite marks so she thinks about it later

[intensekisses]

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[adrenaline]

[funnyposts]

me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that bitch up

[hotcountrymama]

Hey, you're crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it. When I dream, I'm doing you all night.

[zackisontumblr]

which flavor would be your favorite?

[oreointrouble]

This has GOT to be the most hilarious video. He’s so adorable and I kinda really wanna try flavoured condoms now.

[zackisontumblr]

update: my mom ate one of the bananas and yelled at me

[burgerpossum]

So i didn’t watch this cause like family but then I did and VANILLA SEXTRACT

[isanyonereallylistening]

I watched this with my grandma and she loved it lol

[acepasol]

god i want to buy condoms right now and taste them haha

[youwish-youcould-deactivated201]

This was really funny I’m upset

[queendelasnubes]

I’m crying from laughing so hard. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CONDOM!?

[hotcountrymama]

[hotcountrymama]