katy perry’s son

i’ve been on tumblr too long to quit now

[nickross]

Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto V with Miss Coco Peru i’m in tears

[funnyposts]

i really didn’t want this to end

[eccco]

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please just listen to this

[funnyposts]

i actually like this version better

[2makeroom4thefire]

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[njne1]

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[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

it’s that time of year again

[cubiclelifestyle]

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♪ Hello baby, I can’t lang ♫ ♬ I have gervus, of you say ♪ ♫ Oh oh wha say FREAKIN’ way ♬ ♪ Sorry out here kinda Bey ♫

[wolg-fang]

I’m bopping

[illinicoise]

[snotferret]

hypermodernism?

[asukasimulator]

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[homofied]

[hamburgeroisie]

Actual Yoshi sound but Nintendo censored it

[doubleperry]

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[funnyposts]

on tuesday i will be 20 and that means only 10 short years till i’m 30 and suddenly i’m very aware of my morality and how quickly life passes us

[funnyposts]

And just like that ten years gone

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[damaged-]

Im crying

[tyrabankruptcy-deactivated20160]

Yas bitch, death drop

[mpreg-ciswoman]

C’mon Alberta, LETS GET SICKENING! Yassss

[tyrabankruptcy-deactivated20160]

Omg

[mrsterlingeverything]

Its winsday

Dont even think about losing

[socialmaya]

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[maelwife]

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

[bewbin]

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[batbetbitbotbut]

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea