Graham's Anatomy

Here is a lovely little piece of my grey matter for all the internet to see. I am a 20-something RN living in the West.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animatedtext]

[just-shower-thoughts]

CPR is like sex, even bad CPR is better than no CPR.

[jaysunshappyhour]

*Senator talks shit about nurses*

Every nurse, everywhere:

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

[boluscoffeestat-deactivated2020]

“Instead of a CT, can I get a puppy?”

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asks my 74 year old (moderately high on anesthesia) neurosurgery patient

[medicalbasics]

Roller Bandaging #nursingschool #nurse #rn #nursing #nurses #nursingstudent #resources #study #inspiration #school #tips

[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

That first year as a nurse (and still sometimes years later)…

[emmysmusings]

Handing off a train wreck assignment saying, "At least they're still alive."

[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

When all hell is breaking loose on the unit, but I’m remembering I‘m off tomorrow...

[thegraymethod]

When you've been off for a few nights and you have to go back to work

[ems-rn-deactivated20200212]

Told the patient his wife was coming to visit & he asked me to take out his hearing aids.

[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

Pep talks in the middle of a bad shift...

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

Nothing like staying up all night and helping prevent another human being’s death to make you super tired…

[witchofhollyhill]

Via Curious Forgotten Lore

[toverijenspokerij]

…… I LOVE IT! 

[cainsbrood]

Should I ever have a daughter, I’ll use this rhyme to teacher her agency and consent, self-defense, and which herbs are the deadliest

[would-u-like-ur-milk-in-a-bag]

[mkissa]

Restaurants…

[missparker]

and libraries…

[tygermama]

offices

[whatshouldwecallnicunursing]

hospitals

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[sappy-queer]

I studied Geology for 2 years and I can assure you this is exactly what it was like