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Happy National Black Cat day from Aggie and me!

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sandmandaddy69

peniscruncher

🚨🚨ATTENTION ALL 🚨🚨 GAY 👬 SENATORS 🏛️ AND GRINDR 📱 USERS ⚔️💦!! It is a SAD 😭 day in Washington 🇺🇸 DC 🏛️ because our favorite 💅 closeted 🚪 Southern Belle 💃, LINDSEY 🏳️‍🌈 GRAHAM 🏳️‍🌈, has officially logged 🪵 off ❌ the great Grindr 📱 app 📲 in the sky 🌌👼!!!

That’s right, the senator 🏛️ from South Carolina 🌴, who loved 💖 filibustering 🗣️ in the sheets 🛏️ more than on the Senate 🏛️ floor 🪵, has taken his final bussy 🍑 bump 💨!!

He was always searching 🔍 for that "discreet 🤫 bi 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 top 🔝" within 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ feet 🦶 of the Capitol 🏛️ building, but now his location 📍 is permanently UNAVAILABLE 🚫❌!! Who 🤷‍♂️ is going to host 🏠 the post-vote 🗳️ gangbangs 🍆💦 now?! Who is going to leave 5-star 🌟 reviews 📝 on the local 📍 twinks 👦?!

Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😻 Grindr 📱 hookups 🍆 or you’ll be stuck 🙅‍♂️ doing text 📲 banking 🏦 for the GOP 🐘!! Get 5 🖐️ back and you're a certified 📝 bussy 🍑 boss 👑! Get none ❌ back and your profile 👤 gets reported 🚩 for being fake 🎭 just like Lindsey’s 🤐 heterosexuality 🏳️‍🌈✨!!!

64mpg

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

dear-julien

Socially awkward nerds are kinda fucking hot tbh. oh ur infodumping okay well why don't you dump a load inside me too while ur at it.

doveywovy

hail mary from rocky's perspective is so funny. imagine you met an alien for the first time ever and it was a hummingbird. its so so fragile and delicate and it needs to rest constantly and eat constantly and it views the world so totally different from you and then you find out the hummingbird is on a suicide mission