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[dreamdolldiary]

[paledreamy]

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

[darknightwing]

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

[hotwreck]

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

[bitchin--wiccan]

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

[lifeasisabella]

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

[harrryhasmyheart]

this is how harry styles sees the world

[sensitivelilghost]

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

[stargazerinmoksha]

Dear lover,

— I know it’s been awhile since I’ve written you a heartfelt poem. I know that we’re often too busy and too deeply invested into the daily routines of life. I know that we’re always going to be okay even if we aren’t together for the time being. I know the world wouldn’t try this hard to get us together just to tear us apart. It’s all about the bigger picture, right? I’ve changed. I don’t write as much. I don’t play as much. I think something’s wrong with me. I know we’re doing this to figure out some things and we’re doing a terrible job. Aren’t we? I found the whispers of december to be much more bearable with you taking care of my heart. I found the hawaiian air calling me back home, I will bring you back to the ocean there some day. I’ll make things right and we’re going to jump back to right where we left off like nothing ever happened. I know that I’ve been crying a lot and it’s really not your fault. You’re not a bad lover. I need you to know that. You hear me? You are not a bad lover. You’ve never been a bad lover. You hate it when I say that because what kind of lover is inconsistent, you’d say. What kind of lover doesn’t show up? The kind that’s trying to figure herself out. The kind that’s clumsy and tired, I don’t blame you for any of it. I just feel lonely, you know? I know that we’re a thousand different shades of cherry blossoms, they never look the same. I’ve seen the silence in my eyes and I’m all out of tears. I can’t cry anymore. I won’t. I’ve had a problem with negativity loops within my own life— that’s how my depression starts, you want to know how I know we’re going to be just fine? Because you’ve left me with enough good memories to last three whole lifetimes. I think it’s just bad timing. You’re right. The planets aren’t aligned properly and the universe brought us together at the right time, so that we can learn what we needed to learn. You’ve taught me patience. You’ve kept me safe. You’ve glued my heart back together. You’re stuck with me, you’d say. You made me fall in love with you. It’s something that I couldn’t stop even if I wanted to. It’s something that was meant to happen. I was always going to end up with you somehow. I know it sounds crazy, right? But love? It makes us crazy. How else can you feel so deeply about someone? There has to be a certain level of madness, you know? No matter what happens from here on out, just know that we’ve caught the sun together. We’ve sang our little bird songs and kissed the moon back into the moon. And no matter how long it takes for us to make it home—

—Baby, we’ll meet again some day.

[dovekiss]

The most comprehensive link to donations, petitions, resources and information. Silence is compliance in violence.

[luckcat-deactivated20240730]

A list of misinformation that’s being spread, please check that things are true before you repost/reblog them

A playlist of 56 videos that are all donating their ad revenue to causes related to the black lives matter movement

[marucos]

Summer

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

ayo here are some pictures of me showing my ma that theres only room for one queen in this house

and that queen aint her

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

three months later and not a thing has changed i make my mama think that we’re cool

but we’re not

i wait for the moment that shes weak and feelin the love and the i strIKE

THIS HOUSE IS MINE I AM THE EMPRESS I AM THE STAR

I AM THE QUEEN

[euesworld]

Oh soul lover of mine,

"You are the person who's heart reflects my face, each beat within says my name.. a soulmate some may say, but to me, you're my bestest friend. Endgame played like a tune of love for loving you, my heart flutters like a flock of doves when you walk into the room.. my soul lover, loving me even when it's hard to. You are the home in my life for which I was never able to find, with no walls or roof.. your heart and mind are my house, your eyes my starlight. Your mouth and the words that come out all mine, star signs like constellations come out at night in your lovely smile.. miles and miles worth of lovely sunrise, moonshine, and light. You are my friend, my love, my every heartbeat.. and in the end we shall see if it's just you and me, we should never need another. It's just you and me my friend, my sweet soul lover.."

Dear soulmate, I love you with all of my heart and every little big beat which clings to your life each and every single night and day, my starlit lover.. my angelic soulmate - eUe..

[zainmehdi19]

I think, being an average and not so good looking person, you tend to be more sensitive about other people's needs and feelings because you have been through people not being able to meet your needs all your life and you know how it feels to be left unwanted every single time you express your emotions.

Therefore you develop empathy and a sense of care towards anyone close to you. That, most self obsessed people don't. You never leave them feeling unwanted for you have felt miserable because of that sole feeling all your life. You start putting their feelings, their needs ahead of yourself.

And i don't know if it's noble, or stupid. But it's the way it is..

[wheatgatherer]

REMINDER: (TW, just in case.)

‪- never sacrifice your mental health to be 'perfect' or make someone happy. ‬self care isn't selfish. explain this to whoever you need to if you can. show them this post. learn how to say 'no'. it's not easy, but it's never impossible. it just takes some time, so be patient.

- being physically unable to do a task because you have no energy (mental or physical) is NOT being lazy. so many people don't understand this, and it can lead to unhealthy 'work patterns' or whatever term you want to use, and worsen your mental state. i personally have adhd and this has been a huge problem my entire life, and i know it is for a lot of people. you are NOT lazy.

- wanting to get help for anything (depression, anxiety, and everything else) is ~NOT~ attention seeking. appreciate yourself for wanting to take the right steps to learn how to manage it. that's not an easy thing to do. if you want help but don't know how to get it, you can come talk to me. i'll try my best to help because i know there's a lot of teens and children especially who don't always have the option to get it by themselves without telling their parents or for any other reason.

- it's ok to disappear for a bit if you need a break. don't feel guilty for attempting to better your mental state. if you're in an overall bad mental state and go offline for a few days because you tend to isolate yourself when that happens, that's also fine. if you're afraid you might worry some people, try explaining this to them ahead of time.

- if you ever feel like dying or disappearing off the face of the planet, make a list of everything you have to live for. what makes you happy. why you're still alive. put the smallest details. those are the most important. your plans for the future. whatever you need to. write down your thoughts and feelings, even if you don't plan on showing it to anyone. if you ever need someone to talk to, i'm always here and i'll happily talk with anyone who needs it. i love y'all.

- if you self harm/cut, there's this thing called the butterfly project. i don't know who thought of the idea or where it originated from, but whenever you feel like cutting or harming yourself, draw a butterfly on your arm/wrist/wherever. there can be more than one butterfly at a time. if you self harm, all the butterflies 'die'. no scrubbing off the butterflies, they must fade on their own. if someone else draws a butterfly for you, those ones are extra special. take good care of them. these butterflies love you, and so do a lot of people.

- go eat something if you need to. go drink some water, juice, or whatever you want. take a shower if you haven't in a while. go to sleep if you're tired. take care of yourself. there are so many people that appreciate you and how far you've made it. we love you. learn to love yourself too <3

[therandomninjakitty]

valentine’s day brownies

[democraticsenator]

This shot and killed me

[pinkprincsss]

I don’t know what’s worse, that it looks like this, or that they have company

[democraticsenator]

If you leave a college frat guy unattended for a week this is his next evolution

[sexhaver]

i am SO glad you asked. here is an I Spy of all the stuff i can identify from my four years of living in a frat, going counterclockwise from the bottom left:

right off the bat we’ve got a can of Keystone Light on the table and Twisted Tea on the floor. the yellow thing on the table is a glass rod used to do dabs with, and the blue thing is the silicone tub they store their dabs in. the orange thing barely sticking out from behind the fast food cup (please let me know if you can identify the restaurant it’s from) is a vape battery.

here we have a regular-ass bong with a quartz banger stuck on it being used to do dabs out of. although this works, it is generally frowned upon; dab rigs tend to be much smaller than bongs and i will bet my left testicle that they’ve smoked tobacco through it at some point and didnt clean it. the black and purple thing to the right is another, much larger vape battery; the purple surface is the top face, and you can see the threaded hole to screw tanks into and the ring left behind by one.

moving along, we have unopened bottles of (apparently nice) vodka and bloody mary mix, which is fairly self-explanatory. the orange thing (which im assuming is what you thought was a sanding pad) is a bluetooth speaker. also note the can of butane to refill their dab torch (not shown) and the ashtray on the left side of the picture mostly covered by a random piece of green paper.

now we get to the meat of the hedonism. there are two glass pipes visible along with a shitload of ziplocs that presumably had weed in them at some point. there’s also a tray with a psychedelic pattern on it holding one of the pipes, a bic, and a nicely rolled conical joint. however, based on the RAW packaging on the floor, they didn’t roll it themselves; instead, they bought prerolled cones (which come in a conical package) and then stuffed it with weed. the cigarette butts on the ground indicate an ashtray spilled at some point and nobody cared enough to clean it, making mr. barefoot on the right foolhardy at best. the red grinder visible in the center of the frame is a 3-inch 4-piece Chromium Crusher.

the minifridge, microwave, and extra cups under the TV all indicate that the owner of this room probably has their shit together more than most of the rest of the house, which is why they’re hosting the Smash pickup tournament. i would also like to note the fact that they’re playing Smash on the Wii U but have a Wii power brick (indentifiable by the chamfer on the corner) and an Xbox One also visible in the shot. also there is an inflatable palm tree.

the one thing that still has me stumped is this. i have no idea what the fuck it is but it must be important to take up that much of the coffee table with so much other stuff competing for space. if you have any ideas please let me know because this is driving me insane.

[sidneyia-deactivated20210826]

oh! i can identify that. it is a vintage stand for tobacco pipes. the bowl of the pipe rests in a divot on the base (not visible due to junk) while the mouthpiece sticks up through those holes. the thing in the middle is a large covered container for your pipe tobacco, that is probably being used for weed and weed accessories. 

[nevercure]

I’ve never thought of “hedonism” as a bad term in spite of historical use, nor thought to apply it to hoarders and fratboys but now I finally understand

[sexhaver]

since i added my commentary, several people have messaged me with corrections or added them in the notes. in the interest of full transparency and the noble pursuit of the truth, i present a list of additions/amendments to my initial analysis here:

as @sidneyia noted above, the thing in the last pic is a tobacco pipe stand with a jar in the middle for holding tobacco. there is an approximately 100% chance that this object has been passed down through owners of that room for at least two decades and is only used for storing weed and weedstuffs.

the fast food cup is from Popeyes (specifically from when they were relaunching their chicken sandwich) and the green paper on top of the ashtray is a Canadian $20 bill, which means this picture was taken around November 2019 somewhere in Canada.

the objects on the floor are spilled (and almost certainly stale) fries, not cigarette butts. also there are either mint or menthol Juul pods on the floor next to them.

mr. barefoot is most likely the room owner, since his shoes are off, he’s wearing pajama pants, and has the best seat in the room for playing video games. he was woken up at 2pm by the other guys in this picture asking if they could hang out and smoke in his room.

the game they are playing is not Smash for the Wii U, as i suggested. it’s probably also not Brawl as some people in the notes were suggesting. my extremely confident guess is that it’s Project M (a mod for Brawl to make it not suck ass). there’s technically no way to tell whether it’s Brawl or Project M just from the screenshot, but i will bet money that nobody who goes through the effort of using a Gamecube controller on the Wii would be caught dead willingly booting up vanilla Brawl. trust me on this one. bonus: this means that they’re willing to put in the effort to spend hours softmodding their Wii, but not cleaning up after themselves.

now that i take a closer look, there’s not even a minifridge under the microwave. there definitely has to be one somewhere in this room to hold all the beer, so it’s probably to the left of the TV just out of frame.

a surprising amount of people in the notes called me out for referring to “vape mods” as “vape batteries”. i consider this more embarrassing for them than for me since i take pride in not interacting with vape culture, but in the interest of accuracy i must correct myself.

[ededdandeddy]

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

[princeoftheatre-deactivated2013]

Well what else are you supposed to do

[softwaring]

it was so pretty !!

[isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv]

Crabs deserve voting rights too I think

[savedgame]

how will they tap the screen with claws

[isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv]

You're so ignorant it's not even funny

[savedgame]

whose ignorant now you stupid dead bitch

[yonkou]

[spitblaze]

me externally: lit teachers arent pulling text analysis out of their asses

me internally: the reason people and especially students like to blame English for seemingly making up meanings where they cant see it is because literature is an art and art is widely regarded as ‘easy’, ‘anyone can do that’, ‘its stupid and useless’ unlike math and science which are widely regarded as difficult but important subjects so while students will readily admit that they have trouble with math or science they’re more likely to shift the blame when they dont understand a more artistic subject, seeing it as a sign of weakness that they dont get something thats supposed to be dumb and easy rather than seeing it as an important topic that’s just as crucial to their knowledge as any stem subject and just as difficult and in-depth as any math or science can be 

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[kikimora-apologist]

Same energy