Green C:

I draw! 22\he\him bullshiz account- I’m not a saint... Block button exists

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Haaaaaay pookies

Commissions are open! Dm me C:

Feel free to send me drawing requests, can’t promise I’ll get to em but I might. On this account, all my art is under #drawing ^^

Anyways. I finally got my updated commission prices put on a physical document, not just floating in my brain.

As far as content I will draw, anything goes AS LONG AS:

It is not illegal/harmful/traumatizing. This includes all pro shipping content. Anything that is meant to bully someone else. Hate speech. Just use your brain, I don’t want to have any idiots in my dms asking for weird shit.

My prices are on a sliding scale because I do not want to restrict anybody in their requests. This is simply meant to be a general guide. If you are interested in commissioning me, dm me and I’ll get you sorted with exact pricing!

Professional bullshit guy

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Nightmare moon redraw by herself :)

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Witches and wizards

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Little warm up redraw of my favorite witch queen, nightmare moon :>

[larvaecandy]

rainbow bat

[sukinapan]

forget about your old world

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Bro smells like funk

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I’m sorry for ghosting you guys….but daddy’s back kittens ‘,:)

Okay but fr and no stupid shit….I missed this account and I missed art. Hhhhhere’s some doodles I did a few weeks ago until I get the time to do more :P

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Doodle. Trying to get back TO it.

If I did cheap ($35-$50) Christmas gift commissions… would any 1 be interested…? I have a speeding fine to pay at the end of the month. And no money. :[

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Hey team. Family meeting, gather plz.

It’s been 8 million years. Honest to God, I haven’t drawn in months because of incredibly unstable home conditions. A big flare up in my illnesses bc of it. A move. Breaking my phone. Several horrific break ups. Yadda yadda yadda meh meh whine complain…

I am NOT sure what commissions I still have. Which is…making me ashamed, HOWEVER. If you have commissioned me, reach out please! I’ll set you up, get them wrapped up, and we will talk about adding pieces to make up for the lost time :)

I do hope to start drawing again in the frequency I did. I WANT to, gawd guys don’t even doubt me. I think about it 900,000,000 times an hour. So yeah.

…me just saying….heyyyy. Forgive me, my amazing gorgeous gorgeous commissioners, hit me up so I can get you sorted with compensation (and grovel and your feet), HELLO to everybody (I missed you) and YEAH!!

Here’s to healing in spite of the horrors, cheers to you all, expect things soon.

[pluto-has-autism]

I just spent like, 7 or 8 hours hunched over like a shrimp making this 🙃

I fucking love it though. This is @hotdogstandz Underfell Sans design and when I saw it I quite literally gasped in shock. I fucking love it, so I drew it!

I've recently been getting more into pixel art and a month or so ago I found Green's blog and I FUCKING LOVE ALL HIS ART! I've never said this about art, but I wanna eat his art. It looks like it would have the taste and texture of a kettle cooked cheddar cheese potato chip. Definitely go check him out!

Anyway, here's the art ^-^

And another version with a shadow to (hopefully) make him stand out more.

The text in the top left corner says 'THIS KILN KILLS FASCISTS'. It's a patch I wanna make because pottery is one of my mediums I like to work with.

This is the og art by Green that I used as a reference

I want someone to look at me the way Red looks at Lust. I also ADORE this Lust Sans design. Probably gonna draw that one next.

Anyway, I hope you guys like it! I'm gonna go take a fat nap cuz I haven't slept in 24+ hours 🙃

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YOOOOO THIS IS COOL

[whinvy]

I drew @hotdogstandz Dust! I really really love the design and can't get enough of this fuckin stuff. This was good for a break, very fun to loosen up and mess around with

And then bc i did it on magma, dear @teethraninside was able to goof off while i drew lmao. It's under the cut :3

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOO ???????!!!!!!!????? Gagged.

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Carpal tunnel strikes again today, troops. Gotta surrender and regroup.

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Your best bet is to stay away mf. It’s just one of those days.

[thenormalenjoyerr]

ahhh fuck you you're getting the rest of my art too i've been on a little drawing spree

dust design by @hotdogstandz hey i just realized i think this is gonna show up in your notifs as "ahh fuck you" i'm so sorry king

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NO APOLOGY NEEDED!! WOWZER

[oodlesndoodles]

@hotdogstandz

Here’s your little anon buddy , like, anon god I guess. Bros talking to you during the “wee hours” hehe

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I’d be a smorker

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I dare you to draw something positive and non demonic

Okay <3

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If your art was weed

I would be a smorker

It feels like something rotting but with a good taste

Like cheese, but not salty

And yes without salt and easy to chaw

Like MG (Brazil) cheese

Is a white and circular cheese that's white and very tasty, you should try whenever you could

This ask has been circling in my mind for weeks now. Sometimes I wake up in the wee hours of morning, and a big booming voice in my mind screams “ID BE A SMORKER”. Often I will say it randomly throughout the day. And the rotting but tasty?? My friend, you have a wild mind. But thank you xD I’m super glad you like my stuff!! Thanks for making me laugh like a crazy person for the last month

[oodlesndoodles]

[hotdogstandz]

Yes. Exactly. Oodley where did you get this pic of me???