o shit waddup

hola call me pao/miri

[catcrumb]

[commiegoth]

I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

[aropride]

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

[aropride]

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[syekick-powers]

yeah yeah everyone's fine drawing a guy with visible top surgery scars but when's it going to be popular to draw visibly masculine people with boobs. i mean drawing a guy with a full beard and bear levels of body hair and just massive honkers. top surgery scars are nice and all but i just want to see more men with huge boobs that aren't just pecs. give me the be-titted men you cowards

[death-g-reaper]

[iivvrryy]

As much as I wanna give the credit to Greta Thunburg for Taint’s arrest, I can’t. All she did was tweet back a pretty juvenile response. Funny, deserved, but nowhere near the catastrophic put down that so many others made it out to be.

No.

Incel Mr Clean managed to walk up to a child, piss all over himself, scream for attention, and get arrested, ALL. ON. HIS. OWN. And that’s fucking hilarious.

[gayrandalgraves]

*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

[roseillith]

[cowboy]

Legit the scariest stream I've ever seen

[pinene]

Salmon when they narrowly escape a bear ^

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻

[kradeiz]

[piratemadi]

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

[piratemadi]

[nuclei]

[metanavi]

+ a secret, third thing

[omegaverse]

[omegaverse]

Appeal was denied

[cryptotheism]

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

[howieduet]

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

[cryptotheism]

I'm not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.

[ayellowbirds]

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

[apeshit]

i know every monkey’s name

[sont]

okay whats his name

[apeshit]

[sweats] his name is. Baby Activity

[legsdemandias]

Im not a parent, but I know that so many issues with kids misbehaving could be solved by giving them a simple task to complete instead of just yelling “stop” until they cry

[legsdemandias]

Over the summer I went to an art museum with my S/O and their son (age 10). The son wasn’t as engaged as we’d hoped, but also we probably should have known. 

He whined about and my S/O said “we went to legoland for you, this is for us adults” which is fine, but that didn’t stop him from whining about. 

Immediately jumping into teacher mode, I pulled out my notebook and a pen and I said “hey, every time we stop to look at a painting for a while, I want you to draw it.” He didn’t draw a single picture. I showed him how to do it, still didn’t draw a single picture…but he also stopped whining. He couldn’t complete the task, but his focus was taken away from “I don’t want to be here” and was transferred to “what does this image look like? how can i draw this”

It doesn’t always work, but it teaches kid to channel energy and focus instead of wondering what “stop” means. Because “stop” really means “do something else”.