Most of my family are ghosts

I live in a house full of spirits. I have adopted hundreds of ghost children into my home. I've also opened it up to adult ghosts who felt lost. The ghosts in my house all have interesting stories and lives, no matter how short that life was. I am spirit married to one of the ghosts in my house (odd I know, but the love is insanely genuine) and he acts as a father and friend to all the other friendly spirits. Some of these souls were never technically born. many have the ability to alter their age but most stay the same age. This blog is here to tell their stories. Welcome to my hotel California

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Rosemary: Wait! Don't take a selfie, I'm behind you and I look awful

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Rosemary: wait....carry in.

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Garrick: Mom can we play on the Abcde board?

Me: The what??

Garrick: *gestures to Ouija Board*

Me: You mean the Ouija Board?

Garrick: no. I will never call it that even once.

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"I miss lasagna."

Litha, in response to my microwave chicken nuggets.

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Wyatt: Are we sure that living people aren't haunting ghosts?

E.: Well. You know, I can't be sure.

Wyatt: I think I'm onto something dad.

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"I just want to get dismembered and launched into space"

Danica, age 12. Said with absolutely no context.

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Ian: I look back and grimace when remembering how much time I spent working.

Me: Oh yeah? Why's that?

Ian: Well, I certainly didn't bring any of that money with me did I? Thank heavens you don't charge rent.

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A child with a soul dating back to the 1700s has requested Eminem music for our roadrip.

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If I push my brother out of the window can we go to the zoo?

Lazarus Jayden

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Jeff Entry One:

Hello everyone! My name is Jeff and I died 34 years young. I died in 1994 and I'll be damned the world is different. I've been around W. (Blog owner and our human friend) long enough to know what tumblr is so I thought I'd drop in and say hello. I hope you guys think this is cool. A lot of us never got to write our own stories much less tell them. This is such a neat concept I think and I hope these kids can finally connect to the world.

Stay lovely and be good

Sincerely,

Jeff

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Blithe: Blaine you better quit annoying me!

Blaine: Or you'll do what?

Blithe: Oh can't you just grow up?

Blaine: Literally no I can't.