EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT

Bree / Australia I like reblogging things. Sometimes I try to make my own jokes. My age changes faster than I update my profile so there's that.

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[taylorswift]

It’s here. It’s yours, it’s mine, it’s ours. It’s an album I wrote alone about the whims, fantasies, heartaches, dramas and tragedies I lived out as a young woman between 18 and 20. I remember making tracklist after tracklist, obsessing over the right way to tell the story. I had to be ruthless with my choices, and I left behind some songs I am still unfailingly proud of now. Therefore, you have 6 From The Vault tracks! I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and the memories it brought back filled me with nostalgia and appreciation. For life, for you, for the fact that I get to reclaim my work. Thank you a million times, for the memories that break our fall. 💥🐉🏰  Speak Now (MY VERSION!) is out now. 

http://taylor.lnk.to/SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

PC: Beth Garrabrant 

[mice-teeth]

I took this picture at my old house at least 8 years ago when we were about to leave to the store and someone had backed up a couple times and made these perfect two hearts and my mom stopped the car before driving over them so I could take a picture and I dont know how you could ever do that again if you tried but this is one of the most important photos to me I have ever taken

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[taylorswift]

In my Eras era. 💅

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[domesticabuser]

[crankyteapot]

BUG RACE

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Voting ended onJan 19, 2023

[crankyteapot]

the competition is intense

[tunamoth]

Our champions are now taking their deserved rest.

[supermariomamafucker]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[zackisontumblr]

my friend’s cat doesn’t care about anything

[besnurched]

Little Pepsi boy

[oneheadtoanother]

[filmnoirsbian]

My dad has a massive vegetable garden and it is his life. Whenever I ask how things are going, he tells me about the garden. Periodically he will text me a picture of the things he's harvested and ask when I'm coming to pick them up. And for a while, the biggest bit of garden gossip has been his nemesis, the gopher. This gopher was consistently ruining his day by pilfering the best of everything just before my dad could harvest it. Anytime I talked to him, all he had to tell me about was "that damned gopher." He dreamt about killing the gopher, his truest enemy. He tried to train the dog to hunt the gopher, but the dog is a pacifist. He led some of the barn cats to the holes, but the barn cats have unionized and refused his offered rate. He then laid no-kill traps (can't risk having poison near the crops) with eventual gophercide in mind, but then suddenly he was faced with a cute and terrified animal and didn't have the heart. He released it. "He was so scared, he'll never come back." The gopher was back the next day, with a vengeance. That was some weeks ago. Today, my dad sent me pictures of his garden, and I saw a squash gently laid by the gopher's hole, like a package left on the doorstep. I said "Dad, what's that squash doing there by the gopher hole?" He said "Oh, he likes squash best." In an effort to appease the gopher, my father now gives him a little squash everyday, like leaving an offering for a garden spirit. This apparently works well as a compromise; the gopher has stopped stealing, content to have his meals delivered to his door.

[sarahseeandersen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

One of the first lessons learned is how the tortoise beats the hare. All lessons after that are how to be the hare.