A Doom With A View

[Independent Hades account] M!A:None. Relationship Status: Single

[ask-miles-edgeworth-archived]

Danger inspired sentence memes:

[steady-beating-drum-archive-blog]

"Only one of us is going to come out of this." "What's wrong? Did you get hit?" "Are they still after us?!" "He/She won't get away with this." "Pull the trigger already!" "Don't pull the trigger!" "Stay quiet and try not to be seen." "You're going down." "When are they going to make their move? The suspense is killing me." "How do you intend to fight me when you don't know where I am?" "Let him/her go!" "You're under arrest." "So what's your plan, genius?" "Stay back or I'll ____ the _____!" "Say goodbye to ____, you won't be seeing _____ again." "This is all your fault!" "I can't believe you dragged me into this." "Let us go!" "I'm not letting you out of here." "You'll never take me alive!"

[chanel-oburrrlin]

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

[angsty-askboxmemes]

Send me "If only there was somebody who loved you." for my character's reaction.

[bittertasteofashes-blog]

If you could pick another muse for the mun, who would it be?

[hotheadsnarker-blog]

outoftheunderworld: If there is a god of technology(a la Gaiman), it apparently hates me. Got cut off for a week due to a bad connection with the main box and rl has just been crazy since then. Many, many apologies to the people I still owe replies to; Will try to get to them within a week, but for now I might reblog some ask posts just to get the muse back into the swing of things. Feel free to harangue me with hailstorms or other, personal weapons of choice. _-_ *fails at consistency on tumblr*

[hotheadsnarker-blog]

■

"The leather looks good on you, babe. Ever think about wearing it exclusively?"

[escalaregalia]

Send me a ■ and the muse will say aloud the first thing they think internally about your character.

[frommemetoyou]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[hotheadsnarker-blog]

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[hakamorra-archive]

Break the ice; have our muses interact!

This includes not only if our characters haven’t met yet, but even if they already have.

"Are you lost?"  'And you are?” "Who are you?" "I don’t think we’ve met." "How old are you?" "How long have you been there?" "Can I trust you?" "Who do you think you are?" "Are you wearing my clothes…?" "You’re cute."  "Would you like to go on a date with me?" "People are watching." "Be Careful!" "Help me!" "I’ve got bad news."  "Hate to  break it to you.. but ___ is dead."  "I will never forgive you." "I’m sorry…" "Why are you so angry?"  "Just kill me!" "This is where it ends." "Victory!"  "Stay close!" "Watch it!" "Why don’t you hate me?!"  "You can’t just give up… not now!"

[hotheadsnarker-blog]

Claimed

(WELP. Number generator really likes YOU, apparently. NSFW and trigger warnings. for certain things in…certain places. :X)

3.Oral Sex

Could almost swear she tasted a bit like gunpowder down here too. Though to be fair, the aroused immortal wasn’t thinking all that clearly. Only so much ichor to go around, and most of it had gone southward at this point. Digits scraped and gripped and almost burnt the skin of her inner thighs while a slick -and arguably silver- tongue probed the sinuous woman’s labia open, delving in deep and withdrawing restlessly; The actions of a snake, tasting the air for prey. Some smart-ass could make a joke out of that. If they didn’t mind getting violently shoved off the mortal coil.

[hotheadsnarker-blog]

Claimed (lol ran out of asks and Emma is looking at me like "WHY ARE YOU SENDING THIS TO HADES" XD)

(Bwahahaha. Torturing the muse is great fun indeed. Also, I think tumblr's glitching a bit right now, but maybe that's just my computer. ^_^())

9. An intimate night alone with me.

So...Candles. Chicks liked those, right? And the wax provided some options for later. If they got that far. Wait, of course they would. Maybe. Hades hadn't been this awkward in ages, but then again, he hadn't actually been expecting Emma to say yes to anything remotely like tonight. Not without a good decade of wearing her down, at least. Came off as a tough nut to crack, that one. Might even be a little too much to...Right. Smooth, cool, confident. Worst thing that could come out of the whole shindig was bad sex and a cold shoulder. No worries. The Don of the Damned wasn't that rusty. Yet. And he had a few lifetimes' worth of ideas; Starting with that lovely hair of hers.

[the-askboxmeme-blog]

Put "Claimed" In my ask box and I'll generate a number below. NSFW Version

A Passionate Kiss

Kiss anywhere you choose

Oral Sex

Own me tied in bed naked for one night

Own me tied in bed naked for two nights

Shower Sex

Will do whatever you say for one day

Rough Sex

An intimate night alone with me

Your choice

My choice

[hotheadsnarker-blog]

How's the Underworld treating you? No falling into the River Styx, I hope.

“Puh-leese, Princess. Klutzy ain’t in my black branch of the family. That trait’s got Bolt Boy written all over it; Had a few souls try ta yank me in, and I gotta fish the minions outta there once a week. Eh, whaddaya ya gonna do, right? And Emma, babe, ‘home sweet hole’ isn’t a topic you wanna get me started on. I don’t got the free time and you don’t have the lifespan.”

[thegreatestadventureslieinb-blog]

Send my muse things to embarass them. Get them to blush, squirm, mumble, or stutter.

[inkosanaarchive]

[thegreatestadventureslieinb-blog]

//I will never get over that image being added to my meme xD

[hotheadsnarker-blog]

❤️❤️

13. A friendly kiss on the cheek.

And of course Pan had to make him wait in this gods-forsaken jungle while he made up his mind whether this was an actual business call or just another round of mindfuckery. Damn immortal world-jumping brat…Well, hel-lo…That was the sound of bickering, if Hades wasn’t mistaken. One of the voices sounded fairly familiar too; Glimpse of blonde hair just confirmed it. A pyrotechnic-happy teleportation later had him grinning down at the woman in question. “Emma, babe. Gotta say, “roughing it“‘s a good look on you.” Followed that up with a little greeting peck on the cheek. Probably the only chance he’d get before she -or one of the others- decided to try and poke him full of holes. “Not complaining about the change in scenery, but I have to ask; What are you doin’ on the Island of Misfit Tools?”

[thesavednotthesavior-deactivate]

Emma jumped back a step at his sudden appearance and invasion of personal space while Snow nocked and arrow, aiming it at him as David drew his sword. She glanced back at them before turning back to Hades, her mouth set in a serious frown. “Rescuing my son,” she answered. “What are you doing here?”

[hotheadsnarker-blog]

"Confab with the creepy child chief who runs this joint." She hadn't mentioned a kid the last time they\d met, but...Couldn't fault Emma for not serving up that tidbit on a silver platter. Especially not to a god like him. Hades glanced briefly in the direction of the armed couple."Might wanna put those down before ya hurt yourselves." You'd think they'd gather from his literal bursting in that their pointy objects were going to inflict zero on the damage scale; Eh, not everyone was a fast learner. Speaking of which. "So...Just how bad do you wanna even the odds, here?" It'd be nice to see the tables turn on Pan for once, since he always rigged his 'games'. Of course, there were limits to how much the lord of the dead could load the dice in the princess's favour.

[stuffofoddities]

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

Lumped these all together for ease of reblogging:

"My parents know."

"Don’t go."

"You’re under arrest."

"Just let me die."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"You’re pregnant and it’s mine."

"Make me."

"Kiss me you idiot."

"I didn’t do it."

"That isn’t mine."

"Marry me?"

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Be mine."

"You owe me."

"Just relax."

"I already regret this."

"Where are my clothes?"

"You could have killed someone!"

"I think I broke it."

"Do you love me?"

"We need to talk."

"Never again."

"Do I know you?"

"How drunk are you right now?" 

"Well that was unexpected." 

"Have you ever even done this before?" 

"I just want to cuddle."

"I can’t even look at you."

"What happened to you?"

"Don’t you dare."

"I missed you."

"This stays between us."

"I need a hug."

"I could kill you!"

"Kiss me."

"You’re so weird."

"Why are you wearing that?"

"You coward."

"You’re all out of ____."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

[thatautomailgeek-archive-blog]

[here’s a few more]

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"This seems familiar."

"You lied to me!"

"Are you threatening me?"

"Is that my shirt?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Explain yourself."

"Where were you?"

"You drive me crazy!"

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Just leave me alone."

"I need a drink."

"What were you thinking?"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I’m going to be sick."

"For you, I would _____"

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Give it back."

"I have to go."

"Shut up and listen."

"Do you remember this?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"Take responsibility."

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Give me another chance."

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"You mean everything to me."

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I miss you so very much."

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"Just five more minutes."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"What are we doing here?"

"Do you trust me?"

"That sounds painful."

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"That was a bad plan."

"That looked easier on TV."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"Do you still have clothes on or…?"

"What happened last night?"

"How much did we have to drink?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"So… you wanna maybe shower together?”

"Does this mean I have to pay for breakfast?"

"Shit, your dad’s home" 

"Shit your mom’s home" 

[themightyvolstagg]

Go on anon and pretend you're my muse's kid and ask something!