show off

gimme a tip and I'll show you more than the tip ;p

[hotinthesun]

Your latest mirror selfie; NICE 👍.

And coming soon- another Frisky Friday. Whatcha gonna do about it?

I guess #FriskyFriday is a tradition now

[maykitz]

it's blowing my mind rn that it really turns out candace owens is the only friend charlie kirk had in life and she's so mad about his widow's reaction she just leaked an audio from a few days after his death where erika kirk is on a zoom call giddy about the bump in merch sales and the memorial being "the event of the century"

[maykitz]

when your significant other gets murdered

[dear-julien]

Brain FOG? oh, no no no. I said brain FAG. I'm stupid AND gay.

[hotinthesun]

[takanashiia]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[wnderfullyspindly]

always gonna re-reblog

[rockoblanco]

laundry day 🙂‍↕️

[chaos-angel7]

Someday me and that mutual

[crazy-brazilian]

[thestuffedalligator]

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

[donkeydicklad-deactivated202401]

[guythirst]

what do we think lads?

[guythirst]

congrats to those of you that saw it while it was up

[homeofavillain]

finnxlewis

[thestuffedalligator]

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

[pokeballvictimized]

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

[liberalsarecool]

It’s 2026. Stop letting politicians of any party convince you that we cannot protect human rights. It’s a matter of leadership and courage. If they don’t have it, vote them out of office.

Let’s go!

[cheatc0des]

new pair for the boys

[bluegreywilde]

91%: post a selfie?

(I’d be super grateful if you made 92, a naked selfie.)

Well you did catch me after a shower