HUMAN FORM OF 💯

❛ Hi, Gina Linetti. Human form of the 100 emoji. ❜ independent and mutually private gina linetti from fox's brooklyn nine nine. stan'd by your local aussie saltmine, ki.

[hotlittlepiece]

💁: GINA SQUARED.

@hotlittlepiece continued

          ❛ it’s the principal of the thing.  we are probably the most influential people on social media, and they don’t even consider us ?  but they’ll let some fourteen year old girl use those characters to tweet about her obsession with the biebs instead of the real, important issues that we face on the daily ?  girl it just ain’t right i tell you. ❜  a shake of her head, as eyes drift back down to the phone.

❛   MMMM,   I see your point.     Can’t let those basic bitches fill the timeline any more than they do...    ❜       Pristine nails tap the surface of the desk.       ❛    What do we wanna do ?    Send a tweet to Twitter ?     Set the CEO’s car on fire ?     ...  Or,   y’know,   I am very good at  m a n i p u l a t i n g  men.     I once got a ten year old I was babysitting to buy me a box of Pop-Tarts with his allowance,   I could probably just walk right into the Twitter offices and demand the new character limit.    ❜

[hotlittlepiece]

i’ll get to following people back a little later. currently in the midst of like 52 irl things.

[hotlittlepiece]

💁: GINA SQUARED.

OPEN: MUTUALS ONLY

          ❛ i am extremely offended  that twitter did not choose gina linetti as one of the many testers for this new two hundred and eighty character limit.  do they even know who i am ?  look at my follower count, i deserve to have that limit before the normies. ❜

❛   LET'S BE REAL HERE,   we don’t even need a hundred character limit    –––   emojispeak is the new gen z slang,  we can troll Jimmy Kimmel in less than ten,  easy.    ❜

[ronweasley]

[hotlittlepiece]

also wow i actually haven’t been here since the beginning of the year but pls let it be known that i ACTUALLY LOVE YOU ALL and i didn’t mean to just disappear, my muse has been everywhere ??? but you can find me here basically 24/7, or here, since i’ve put my other blogs on hiatus !

as for the future of this blog, i’m not too sure how it’ll go, but i’ll try to log in every now and then. :’) 

[murkyhazed-hasmoved]

Mmmm. Hello, sexy. How are you? 👀 ( I HAD TO ! )

          ❛ it takes someone sexy to know someone sexy.  i mean damn, if it weren’t weird i would totally do myself.  look at us, there should be a line down to texas just waiting to meet me. ❜

[hotlittlepiece]

gina: looks up from her phone ( aka me being active ) bc there’s another gina me, after rewatching the latest season and heaps of my favourite episodes since the beginning of the year: ... go figure

[murkyhazed-hasmoved]

                                                               hi, gina linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.

ind. priv. sel. gina linetti of brooklyn nine nine. created by stephanie.

[hotlittlepiece]

WHO ? WANTS TO DO STUFF ? WITH GINA ?

[amarakaran]

[adeles]

#i’m both

[hotlittlepiece]

i will be out all of today and tomorrow, so this is just a q’d msg intending to wish anyone that reads this a very happy new year! at this exact moment this is being posted, there’ll be 12 hours until 01/01/2018... let’s make it a good one! x

[hotlittlepiece]

lbr, gina was so underwhelmed while watching the first spiderman movie with jake back when they were teens.    by the end of the movie,  jake decided to scale a wall only to fall on his ass,  while gina kept complaining that spiderman would actually be a good superhero if he shot spiders, not webs.    bc can you imagine spiderman at a robbery scene?    and the perps running for their lives straight out the doors bc !!!!!    spiDER S !!!!!!

[lov-eswift]

It’s snowing but the leaves are still yellow so I’m going to pretend it’s still fall

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the-punslinger:

*shows up at your front door* can I come over

[hotlittlepiece]

@yasperalta

[hotlittlepiece]

This is a q’d post bc I’m probably at my family’s chaotic lunch,  but...    MERRY CHRISTMAS,  YA FILTHY ANIMALS !   (  and if you don’t understand that ref,  that’s a shame. )    ... Since it’s December 25th and my timezone is ahead of everyone and all that.    Whether you’re spending it with family and friends like me,  or you’re spending it with your dog / cat / fish,  know that this is a time for reflection and giving and love,  and I love and adore you all so freaking much.

[hotlittlepiece]

THIS IS ALMOST VINE-WORTHY.  Almost...    But not quite.    Something along the lines of Boyle tripping up the stairs  –––  even after thirty - six times  ––– couldn’t hold to this sudden gathering of a crowd of short dresses bursting out of the elevator through the foyer of the bullpen,  but the administrator keeps her phone expertly gripped in hand and ready at  n o t i c e .    Was this the case from the call she’d received of the hens’ night that had gone completely wrong ?    It had to be.     ❛  I haven't seen women move that fast since the Activia recall.  ❜

@gcdsfavorite   /   starter call.