HOT PRIEST-OFF!

sorry, daddy, i've been bad—i mean forgive me, father, for i have sinned [main: @waspalisades]

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Welcome to the HOT PRIEST-OFF!

20 fathers stand before me...

the good, the bad, and the guilt-ridden...

the cute, the sexy, and the bald...

but only ONE can be the champion hot priest

Round One: Preliminaries

Round Two

Round Three: Semifinals

Round Four: Finals

Round Five: Championship and Third Place Match

This poll is also happening on my personal socials, so those votes will be counted as part of the total tally. Final aggregate counts will be posted on the official bracket.

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Congratulations to our Holy Daddy Father of Hot Priests, Nicholas D. Wolfwood!

Wolfwood - 712 votes

Mulcahy - 654 votes

Jud Duplenticy - 362 votes

The Priest (Fleabag) - 133 votes

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Moderator of hotpriestoff would like to extend some gratitude to yall; this has been a rough Christmas Eve for me and my family due to some stuff going on today so seeing all the excitement and trash talking has really cheered me up. :') Stick around because there will be a sequel poll tournament after we elect our Hot Pope in a couple hours!

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Match 19: Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun vs. Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H

Match 19:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Father Mulcahy

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

Third Place Match: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

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Hot Priest polls closing in 6 hours...

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The votes are in!

The Priest (Fleabag): 152 votes

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: 352 votes

Father Mulcahy: 372 votes

Father Jud Duplenticy: 302 votes

It all comes down to the championship round. Who will be the Hot Pope of this hot priest conclave? And which of our losing finalists will take third place? The conclusion of the Hot Priest-Off is only 24 hours away!

[francisjohnpatrickmulcahy]

Checks timer: like half an hour left

I'll take it!

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The ballot counters decided to call it early because they have some Christmas errands to run, lol

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Match 20 (Third Place Bracket): The Priest from Fleabag vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

Match 20:

The Priest (Fleabag)

Father Jud Duplenticy

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

Championship: Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun vs. Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H

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Match 19: Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun vs. Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H

Match 19:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Father Mulcahy

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

Third Place Match: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

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The votes are in!

The Priest (Fleabag): 152 votes

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: 352 votes

Father Mulcahy: 372 votes

Father Jud Duplenticy: 302 votes

It all comes down to the championship round. Who will be the Hot Pope of this hot priest conclave? And which of our losing finalists will take third place? The conclusion of the Hot Priest-Off is only 24 hours away!

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I'm gonna be honest, I had no idea that many people on Tumblr were this invested in M*A*S*H but it looks like all of you came out and rallied for your priest here

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Match 18: Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

Match 18:

Father Mulcahy

Father Jud Duplenticy

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

Match 17: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun

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7 more hours to vote...

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Match 17: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun

Match 17:

The Priest (Fleabag)

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

Match 18: Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

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7 more hours to vote...

[bongjoonhoe]

Josh O'Connor as Father Jud Duplenticy in Wake Up Dead Man (2025) dir. Rian Johnson

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(you can vote on him and three other hot priests in the tournament here 👀)

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Match 18: Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

Match 18:

Father Mulcahy

Father Jud Duplenticy

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

Match 17: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun

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Match 17: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun

Match 17:

The Priest (Fleabag)

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

Match 18: Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

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Round Four: Finals

Match 17: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun

Match 18: Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

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The votes are in!

Father Jud Duplenticy: 298 votes

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: 288 votes

Cardinal Benitez: 248 votes

Cesare Borgia: 235 votes

The Priest (Fleabag): 122 votes

Father Mulcahy: 105 votes

Father Tomas Ortega: 79 votes

Pope Pius XIII: 61 votes

Congratulations to our finalist fathers! The next two matches will determine who vies to be the Holy Father of our hot priests!

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Match 13: Pope Pius XIII from The Young Pope vs. The Priest from Fleabag

Match 13:

Pope Pius XIII

The Priest

Voting ended onDec 22, 2025

Semifinals Masterpost