cosmo sex tips

Jade/F/Toronto

[devilcat3d]

you can literally buy me a burger and ill do a little happy spin and land in a really cute double peace sign pose accompanied by a satisfying bounce of my tits. it's literally my rarest animation don't you want to see it? >_<

[my-dailydreams]

[catchymemes]

[weepingchoir]

A pure white relentless blizzard will quietly bury all life in Toronto and when we unearth it in 599 years there will be no evidence that baseball ever occurred

[evilvillain123456789]

(perverse, predatory, manipulative voice) Hello 

[v1leblood]

divorce is so funny. like never mind

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Your bestie comforting you after you break up be like (cr xxokate)

[sunsetbaboon]

[smegmafactory4ever]

AI could never replace me at my job bcs AI can't do meth at work and it can't comprehend time theft like I can

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[dorothylarouge]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[living-dead-lex]

“i can fix him” girl you are WORSE than him

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

dr house if he was a pikmin

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[neyhaz]

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet

[hypnotic-flow]

40 years of hip hop culture in 2 minutes.

[nativekamikaze]

Litttttt😩😩😩😩

[yungpob]

💪🏾

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Yooooooooo 😩👌🏽🙌🏽 I never knew I needed something so bad