🔥cheetos!🔥

my names kier

[thebootydiaries]

bf: come over 

me: i can’t im eating leaves

bf: my parents aren’t home 

me: im a vegan

[nickfuckface]

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious

[officialprinzeugen]

[mariahcareys]

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

[davidsvlogs]

when youtube restricts your videos

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

This bitch is so fucking funny

[cakejam]

[thatfunnyblog]

when will it end

[more--to--see-deactivated201811]

he is neither of those

[iremade333-deactivated20150328]

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

[frozenbysabrinaclaudio-deactiva]

[babysza]

So pure

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

[hrdlvckwmn]

200 WPM

[wwwnewurl]

[misterminaj-deactivated20190507]

how do I tell my grandpa he drives like a bottom

[tachikoma]

[reshipped]

[vampirezigzagoon]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

get this tf away from me

[jigglypuffsvevo]

no

[3rd-eye-boy]

life imitates art

[lovlae]

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream 

[tastefullyoffensive]

She thicc. (via pullgodess)

[snorlaxatives]

[khloek]

View this post on Instagram

[lilgivenchyprincess]

Remarkable

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

im kim

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m Kim’s nose whistling

[sadhunty]

i’m the blackberry keyboard clicking

[squeakitties]

strong, shirtless man: *gestures to biceps* check out these swords bro

guy: uhh… don’t you mean guns…?

strong, shirtless man: no *flexes with audible SHIIING noise*

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know it’s laundry day when you have to wear that one pair of underwear that you really hate.