bf: come over
me: i can’t im eating leaves
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: im a vegan

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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@hotshitos
bf: come over
me: i can’t im eating leaves
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: im a vegan
when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear
when youtube restricts your videos
This bitch is so fucking funny
when will it end
he is neither of those
so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and
somebody stop him
So pure
THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG
200 WPM
how do I tell my grandpa he drives like a bottom
get this tf away from me
life imitates art
this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream
She thicc. (via pullgodess)
Remarkable
I’m Kim’s nose whistling
i’m the blackberry keyboard clicking
strong, shirtless man: *gestures to biceps* check out these swords bro
guy: uhh… don’t you mean guns…?
strong, shirtless man: no *flexes with audible SHIIING noise*
You know it’s laundry day when you have to wear that one pair of underwear that you really hate.