Clubbing aus for your clubbing au needs
- I’ve been touching your butt for the past half hour but I swear the first five minutes were accidental
- you’ve been grinding on all my friends but not on me it’s been four hours I’m drunk my ego is hurt I want an explanation
- you’re obviously interested in me but I am a socially awkward person who doesn’t even dance please stop touching my butt
- I didn’t know it would be a fancy dress night
- I didnt know it wouldn’t be a fancy dress night
- I am interested in you but you are surrounded by hyper protective and slightly scary Drag Queens with very high heels
- we’ve been taking turns at the pole and end up dancing together and it’s quite a bit indecent
- this fun-ruiner has been obviously bothering you all night and you don’t have anyone to give you a way out so I’ll make out with you in the name of Justice
- oh man I love this song so much lemme sing it dramatically at the top of my lungs while standing in the middle of the dance floor
- you keep taking me back to the dance floor but I really need to pee
— I end up dragging you with me to the toilets to explain the situation and you start passionately making out with me
—- I am really enthusiastic about this development but am also about to pee on myself
—— Is2g if you’re not there when I get out of the loo I’m gonna be pissed off
——- I am pissed off
- all my friends are leaving and we all came in the same car but I don’t wanna let go of you
- you???! here??!?!??!? what how
- I thought you came in with a significant other but apparently it’s a platonic significant other
- I came in to get my friend/sibling to come home but I saw you (long time crush/very positive first impression)
- you keep knocking down stuff and people let me be your support
- you’re drunk or high or both and keep saying things
- your fake id looks so fake I can’t believe you paid someone for that
- I’ve known you for years and have never ever seen you moving like that I feel betrayed
- we came here on my suggestion but apparently you’re on a first name basis with every staff member
- I was supposed to chaperone you but I apparently am your kryptonite; I would like to be sorry but I really am not
- getting out to make out properly and ending up engrossed in a very deep conversation until 7am; the club is closing and all our friends are various shades of worried and pissed off