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"The egg and sperm come together and make chicken."

- Mr. House

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"I like how she said it: the egg gets confused and splits into two future human clumps."

- Mr. House

#egg #twins #forensics #dna #house #out of context quotes

"Plants have sex too. It just requires bees."

- Mr. House

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"No stabbing your classmate until the blood unit!"

- Mr. House

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"I don't want a kid mainly because I don't want it to be dumb. "

- Mr. House

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"Congrats on failing better than anybody else failed, its impressive."

- Mr. House

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"If "mom" has a Y chromosome she's "dad" and has a penis."

- Mr. House

#forensics #chromosome #out of context quotes #house

"Science is the reason I'm not a prostitute."

- Mr. House

#forensics #house #out of context quotes

"I am concerned on why you need tape...."

- Mr. House

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"I don't want kids. I like being the cool uncle who gets to return the kids."

- Mr. House

#forensics #kids #uncle #out of context quotes #house

"The meter sticks are covered in blood, sorry about that."

- Mr. House

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"Please don't talk about this outside of class because I don't want to get fired and I have a mortgage."

- Mr. House

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"If you see something cool in the microscopes. Tell me, duh. The only real reason I do this job is so I can play with microscopes all day."

- Mr. House

#house #out of context quotes #microscope #forensics #teaching

"Firewarms? I dont know what those are."

- Mr. House

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"I'm kind of scared of this room....."

- Mr. House

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"Quite a bit.... less big? Smaller? That's the word."

- Mr. House

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"Kyle was with Kyle's gun."

- Mr. House

#forensics #guns #out of context quotes #house

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