SWEGIN' IT UP GARYS WAY cha

I'm a person. That's true. Also horror movies.and FOB.and lorde.and Bo.some other stuff too

[howaboutnormal-blog]

🌚#imhungry#imready#tomurder#somone#forfood

[grimelords]

I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.

[wasthatamelon]

i literally guffawed at this text post

[tartyone]

yep.

[the-frostiest-of-butts]

I just can’t

how bad the puns on this site are getting

[mettatonyeaoh-deactivated201712]

get out.

[rorynneee]

That is the best pun EVER

[punkfailure]

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

[redlobstercult-deactivated20140]

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

[andrewbelami]

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

[hirohamada]

wearing a blanket around the house like

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

this website is so toxic 

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

[consistentlyshifting]

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

how

can you not 

love

this ridiculous

amazing language?

[humourous-misadventures-deactiv]

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

[improbablenormality]

this language is literally keysmashing

[egberts]

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

[eyan-j]

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Nooooo. Lmao.

[thxrsdxy]

Lmaoo

[meghn]

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

[capacity]

Uhm white people can be niggas too

[surprisebitch]

"yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks"

[it-could-be-a-lot-worse]

[adventuresinmytardis-blog]

Bahaha!! Brilliant!!

[anarchywherever]