Witch Bitch

There’s no purpose to this blog. It’s all over the place honestly

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Marvel Thor Hammer Tool Set

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[showstudio]

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[nadezdafavaillustration]

Nadezda Fava | SPRING 2016

I love this new shape to be tattooed on left shoulder

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[resource-dashboard]

Suicide Squad | Behind The Scenes + Margot Robbie

[impowderblue]

We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.

[finallyycleans]

left brain right brain but it’s bo burnham and john mulaney

[heraldofevolution]

[wordscanbeenough]

seduce me with your book collection

[sixpenceee]

Some deeper messages from Donald Glover’s: This is America. 

[shadefox]

Gotta love how you notice more and more each time you watch it.

[therealwizardofass-deactivated2]

Not to mention the absolute lack of care for the dead bodies but yet places the gun safely on a blanket.

[hocusfolk]

Donald. Glover. is. Excellence. In. Human. Form.❤️❤️❤️😫🙏🙏🙏

[qoa]

[basicwitchmemes]

How people think tarot is: your future is clear, here is all you need to know

How it actually is: interpret this how you want but either way you’re fucked

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[moonkitty]

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears