Phancakes

fuck is my fave word. I'm all about Dan and Phil, Sherlock, Marvel, Dr House, Troye Sivan, Dr Who and basically anything that can be gay

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[just-another-emo-perspective]

another quality post written by god or a ghost

[shittyidea]

Self-diagnose all medical problems using the internet

[danielhowell]

I'm here and still filled with existential fear.

Hello it is I, Daniel returneth from the void. It has been a long time since I have expressed my presence with snazzy new merch, so to celebrate my return to the world of the living, what better theme than SKELETONS? These new items are things we have been working on separately for a long time (just like my video) but they all came together now, which is the universe clearly saying this is meant to be. Skeleton Vest / T-Shirt

Featuring an incredible graphite illustration by Neil McCathie, which could be an actual photo from the inside of my coffin if I was hit by a meteor tomorrow. Simultaneously scary and soft. This comes on a white vest for anyone that wants to feel the summer breeze on their bones, or a distressed black t-shirt for people who have something eating them up on the inside so hard it’s broken through your clothing. Pin Badge Set

A collection of enamel pin badges that really express an existential state. Coffee, candle, computer and a new chapter to symbolise your ability to achieve anything you want in this life - while ominously holding a skull as if you’re about to break into a monologue.

Silver Earring Set

A set of silver-look earrings designed to mix and match with your mood. A hoop, a skull, smiley face (that you have to spin upside down ofc), triangle, moon and a single stud. Yes, I basically just designed these to wear myself as it’s the set I always wanted. I hope you enjoy this cool collection which feels very authentically me. Now let’s all look forward to the future with wide eye sockets! - Dan

shop.danielhowell.com / us.shop.danielhowell.com / au.shop.danielhowell.com

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[123dayzup]

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

[997]

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops

[puppiestotherescue]

[howell-to-lester]

life.

[residentevil2-deactivated201603]

friend: wyd

me: studying

friend: let’s gossip

me: 

[beariums-deactivated20151229]

gay update: getting gayer

[teenscoolest]

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

dan’s reaction to cute things

[weavemama]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

[bunney]

[ezramillersfuturewife]

[formsprings-deactivated20170426]

dan & phil + cards against humanity (insp.)

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius