Married Life Looks Fun

A blog dedicated to Dan and Phil, and their secret relationship

[romanhollliday]

Hi I'm a broke bisexual black girl who needs groceries. If you care about black lives please donate (or reblog if you can't). I'm struggling to find employment when the only ones I'm getting are sales I need money now not in 18 months. It's embarrassing but I really need the money. I'm literally hungry (too frequently)

Donate here

[whinywlw]

I did god’s work but god told me to shut up

[squishysalami-blog]

have you ever seen a boyo look so wholesome

[gmmtheev]

important business for anon

[sea-ya-never]

[comingupwithjoshdun]

idk how dan and phil are gonna make this years halloween baking gayer than last years but I do know they’re gonna do it somehow 

[dnpg]

( ╯ *♥ω♥) ╯*:・ﾟ✧♡

[asforthesoundtrack]

“we have some very important…….b u s i n e s s to attend to”

literally what the FUCK was that ending

ik we say this every time but they really aren’t hiding anything anymore

[pinof]

phil supporting dan’s merch for charity

[soyoudonthavetobebrave]

glittery nails ✨

[waterdnp]

honestly i thought dan was about to lay into the person who asked him to paint his nails for the umpteenth time but no he just goes SIKE BITCH I ALREADY DID and shows us his glitter nails honestly a gay icon 

[howelter-phamily]

A: I want to cuddle 23/7

B: Why not 24/7?

A: Snack breaks.

[dramaphan]

When you take something as simple as someone sitting weird as proof that they’re gay.

[gonetoplanetary-daniel]

charlie xcx, troye sivan, AND sitting on chairs wrong??? dan’s gay is thriving today and i stan.

[dip-the-pip]

I wonder how long until phil buys dan some really uglie gucci for him to show off his sugar baby status 😤😤

[cakephil]

Dan:

The Gays™️:

[cringereincarnated]

What happens in canon VS What we write in fanfictions: