who gave this rat a keyboard

23 | any pronouns | freak and weirdo enthusiast tone tags are appreciated! minors begone! fic writer specializing in psychological horror-smut

[lukewarm-beef-stew]

hi, im here, i write BNHA and batfam fics! messed up fics. ao3 and patreon linked below, please read All of the tags before consuming any of my work!

https://archiveofourown.org/users/lukewarmbeefstew/works

https://www.patreon.com/c/LukeWarmbeefstew

FAQ: all translations, podfics, fanart, and fanfic of my fics are okay and encouraged, but i would prefer if they stay on ao3 (besides fanart) and ofc link the fic theyre based on!

posting my fics to other platforms or feeding them to AI is not and never will be allowed! i actively scan for this regularly bc it happens so much :(

none of my fics are abandoned! i just update slow!

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[vivid-sector]

try as we might, no alternative to phone in bed has been discovered

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[datura-45]

[emptyjunior]

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

[finalpam8000]

Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.

[slutwater]

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[stemboards]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all stimboard 🌱

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[macawlet]

Some shinsou and aizawa doodles :p

[seren-dipitous-art]

Just a rock and his touch-starved leaky space blob.

[galacticsabc]

really stupid and dogshit idea that made me laugh

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[maniculum]

It’s built directly into the English language — and a lot of other Indo-European ones, because the correlation goes way way back. The following words are all cognate with rectangle:

correct

direct

raja

rectify

rectitude

regal (also regime, reign, rex, etc.)

regulation

reich

rich

right

rule

It’s one of those deeply ingrained metaphors: something is neat & orderly IFF it is laid out in straight lines & right angles. (and why are they right angles, hmm?) This is also conflated with moral… well, righteousness: things “should” be neat & orderly. And the person in charge is Guy Who Puts Things In Straight Lines. (it’s not a coincidence that the head of state and the tool you use to draw straight lines are both called rulers.)

Anyway, this all goes back to how intersecting right angles cause vampires to have seizures. The cultural fixation on rectangles outlived its usefulness once vampires went extinct, but by then it was securely lodged in the collective unconscious & we’re just stuck with it now.

[aroace-ryland-grace]