How Fall Out Boy Will Probably Break Up

all i wanna do is have a nice blog like everyone elses but i'm to lazy to even change the font so that's never gonna happen

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How Fall Out Boy Will Break Up #38

Patrick: raise your hand if you’re still emo in 2018

[arahir]

i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.

just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.

[arahir]

“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”

oh my god

[arahir]

“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.

‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.

‘I can’t pay you.’

He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”

OH MY GOD

[hashtagloveloses]

according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way

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How Fall Out Boy Will Break Up #37

Pete: Did you catch last night's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

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How FOB Will Probably Break Up #36

Pete: Roses are read

Pete: Dear person who unfollowed me

Pete: you taste like bad juice

Pete: and my neighbor's dog's pee tree

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Idk how long I've been following you, but oml, thanks for the follow! 😊😊😊😊

no problem :) i love your blog

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How FOB Will Break Up #35

Pete: Roses are red

Pete: You look like a termite

Pete: Do you know the difference between transexual, transgender and transvestite?

[voguewoozi]

the old fall out boy can’t come to the phone right now… why?

because theres no such thing as the old fall out boy they’re the same band they’ve always been regardless of the changes in their sound

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How FOB Will Break Up #34

Pete: Picture this,,

Pete: Ohio Fried Chicken by Jake Paul featuring Anthony Trujillo and Chance Sutton

Pete:,,, a cover on our new album,,

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I'm submitting you band memes because you seem lovely and your blog is amazing ✨💕

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Oh my god your blog is amazing :,) I've went through the whole thing and it seriously made me laugh so much. I saw you were thinking of doing a rp? If your interested I'd love to start one. Thank you!!

i think that was more so me being edgy about not being able to interact with other people, but you should message me cause you seem cool (i was gonna say rad but i say that way too much)

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yo my dude thanks for the follow i'm honored

no problem my dude your blog is rad

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Hello! How are you? I hope you are happy. Your blog is very good! Hope you have a nice day/ are having a nice day. :)

i’m having a very good day, i finally got my laptop after like six months

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How Fall Out Boy Will Probably Break Up #33

Pete: I don't know, I kinda like Jake Paul

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How Fall Out Boy Will Probably Break Up #32

Pete: prupe

Pete: prkla

Pete: prulea

Patrick: how can you be THIS bad a spelling god damn it pete

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How Fall Out Boy Will Probably Break Up #31

Patrick: YOUNG AND A MeNaCe

Pete: young and i'm fucking sick of this shitty song can we play novocaine or smth

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This is just a conversation I had with my fren 2day. I thought it would make u laugh 🤗🖒🖒