who let the ouppy in the fridge

owen. it/he. 19. european. a4a, m1a and alc

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i want to be a crow and collect shiny things and steal burger patties and eat them with my crow friends and fly

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not the there-is-only-one-bed trope in my ed fanfiction, that caught me off guard

eating this up tho

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also a couple days ago when i came home i saw my little sister's shorts and wondered if i can fit in them

felt completely insane yet still ended up trying them on 🥲 why am i like this

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i compare my body to every girl that passes by 😭 i feel so guilty but it's uncontrollable atp

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somehow survived, gonna go cry in the restroom 🥲

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i probably look like shit after barely sleeping in the last week

that's probably for the better, maybe they'll have mercy on me and kill me fast

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omw to get murdered at college 🥰

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genuinely had sui thoughts over the most useless diploma (in ai age) in the most useless country (committing war crimes)

who careeeees even if i don't pass first time there is barely any point in that stupid thing and it made me feel shit

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i don't think it actually works that way there, but in situations like that i always say if we were in france i would be able to sue em over that

[howmanycalsdoesapupn33d]

genuinely had sui thoughts over the most useless diploma (in ai age) in the most useless country (committing war crimes)

who careeeees even if i don't pass first time there is barely any point in that stupid thing and it made me feel shit

[howmanycalsdoesapupn33d]

anxiety shits won over anorexia constipation

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really really glad i ended up not using this material for college, maybe i will make something pretty for myself later

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diary decor 😇

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the day i found out there are zero sugar cherry and vanilla flavored coke in my country should be marked in calendars

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actually quite surprising it took me three months after my 18th bday to get a drinking problem, i knew i would be an alcoholic since that one time i was ~13 drunk as fuck on new year's eve thinking oh so that's how i can feel happy for once

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damn

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food rules are crazy time consuming 😭 i don't wanna spend an hour+ on a meal, fuck the fork rule and the chewing 30 times (it's literally all saliva at this point, how do y'all even do it)

the rules i have already established for myself are immovable objects at this point, can't ever eveeerrr have anything starchy carbs without them spending a couple hours in the fridge, that's deadly