You left me in the dark so darkness I became

Lola I love coffee formerly allmybonesbegantoshake

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[nosleeptbh]

[125tel-by-kum]

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[voiceofnature]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

ironed man

[trainthief]

[cdcl3-deactivated20141016]

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[tk40seven-deactivated20181215]

i want them all

[whoarei]

lil babies

[weedjoke420-deactivated20140603]

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

[513-deactivated20160624]

Your skin isn't glowing bitch you just oily

[pvnk-bitch]

[goneonline-deactivated20170919]

this body was passed down to me through so many generations of women, it is the body of my mother, my grandmother, and her mother. We have the same hips and the same hands and the same strong legs, this is my only home, I wish I could love it more than I do

[gaysuggestions]

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

[littlehappinesss]

He’s a toasted marshmallow

[glassbonespaperskin]

[uhlxis-deactivated20190718]

[australiansanta]

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies