How To Be A Punk

From #punkrockproblems to #punksvsposers , this site will give you all the information you need to know to go about going from poser to punk.

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AGHHHHHH

Okay, so I started reading Evermore, by Alyson Noel, because a friend loaned it to me, and it's actually pretty good. On the first page there are Docs. On the second page there are the Sex Pistols. UNFORTUNATELY ALYSON NOEL IS SEEMINGLY A FUCKING DUMBASS WHO DIDN'T DO HER RESEARCH AND THINKS THAT SID VICIOUS WAS THE LEAD SINGER OF THE SEX PISTOLS, UNLIKE THOSE OF US WHO WROTE "R.I.P. SID VICIOUS" IN BLACK LIPSTICK ACROSS THEIR SEX PISTOLS SHIRT AND KNOW THAT IT WAS JOHNNY ROTTEN.

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Punk Rock Problems - #2

When your parents get a divorce and you have to find every single safety pin in your house and divide them up evenly.

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Punk Rock Problems - #1

When you bend down to tie your Chucks and every single safety pin that holds your cutoffs together up the side bust open at the same time and the guy next to you in line at the thrift store, the one who looks a little like Jello Biafra, says, "Nice pink zebra print underwear!" really loudly, because they don't sell black underwear, at least not at stores your mom lets you shop at.