howtocrime

learn to crime good

[howtocrime]

Y’all Loki fans pretending you didn’t know FULL WELL that Owen Wilson was a whole snack smh my head- you’re telling me you didn’t see jedediah in night at the museum and say to yourself HOT DAYUM?? You forgot all about how he ATTACKED you in midnight in Paris? And now he’s a damn hot silver fox in Loki who just wants a jet ski and his salad back- don’t you ever disrespect daddy Lightning McQueen like that ever again 😤

[howtocrime]

Breaking news: minority creates separate DEI event bc they aren’t getting opportunities from large corporation. Oh wait sorry that’s just the shitty TP concert during the Super Bowl lmao

[howtocrime]

Deport racists, not races ✌️

[howtocrime]

menstruate? no thanks, I like my men gay

[would-you-punt-them]

Joseph Smith

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onNov 3, 2024

[howtocrime]

I’m punting him MINIMUM 30 times, one for each wife

[thatsbelievable]

[animentality]

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[pukicho]

Pukicho whats your opinion on the passage of time

Hoping it'll eventually stop doing that

[thatsbelievable]

[howtocrime]

I’m gonna need to have some words with whichever clown decided how to spell this

[sfw-mlm-thoughts]

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

[damndorothea]

shaniacs try defending this one

[i-am-a-fish]

hey um. your liver asked me to make a post, they reached out to me specifically and said I should probably tell you to drink some water.

I don't mean to be rude but it is somewhat telling that your liver reached out to me instead of just asking you to drink water. it's really not my place to judge your guys's relationship but idk. I think direct communication is a bit healthier

[sleepdeprivedpikachu]

everybody say thank you charli

[thatsbelievable]

[skincareroutine]

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine