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a good evolution

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

ratfish-blues

Socialists in the 1910s were like, God is real but I hate him very much and when I get to heaven I will unionize the angels

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hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

hplyrikz

“Don’t sit and wait. Get out there, feel life. Touch the sun, and immerse in the sea.”

— Rumi (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

thereyouwillbe

ameliexnurse

hyrude

what she says: im fine

what she means: in malcolm in the middle season 1 episode 2, francis calls malcolm asking what he was getting lois and hal for their anniversary gift before paying more than his share to go in on a joint gift. in season 2 episode 10, francis calls concerning coming home for his birthday, and receives a gift (and resultant beating)several days later. however in season 2 episode 25, it is revealed that francis was born the very same day lois and hal were married. even if they were married before midnight and he wasn't born until after midnight the next day (which is highly unlikely, given frequent lois' contractions were during the ceremony), that still isn't enough leeway to warrant either event going unmentioned during their respective focus episodes. season 2 episode 10 is acknowledged as francis' first birthday away from home, but he was also away from home the year prior when he made the phone calls during "red dress". even if the episodes aired out of order and truly should have been in the same year, francis would not have been so amiable with his fellow cadets as to have them sit in on his brothers' trials; he should have been as on edge and secretive as he was the duration of "the bully" - unless the hazing already occurred (which is possible given the time of day), meaning francis should be completely bald and too busy preparing for his date to deal with trouble at home. all of this is to say that if francis couldn't have been born the same day as lois and hal's wedding, when is his actual birthday? do you think he's an aquarius? i've been trying to figure out his sign for a w-

cellphonehippie

DOYOUKNOWWHOYOUARE?

champagnepuppies

if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all

plants4

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

coral

pagetbewbster

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell