How to NOT Make Friends

As told by professional losers, we will tell you all the steps it takes to be and stay a loner. (We will also use cats to help our arguments) If you want to be cool, don't follow our lead.

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Rule #376

Walk your cat.

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Rule #375

Be super thrifty.

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Rule #374

Steal from your roommate.

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Rule #373

Listen to MC Hammer.

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Rule #372

Be a birthday diva.

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Rule #371

Be a sappy romantic.

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Rule #370

Be the villian.

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Rule #369

Dress up like a dinosaur.

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Rule #368

Play with raccoons.

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Rule #367

Take school photos.

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Rule #366

Ride dirty.

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Rule #365

Hitchhike.

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Rule #364

Play with Barbies.

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Rule #363

Loiter.

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Rule #361: Take self portraits.

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Rule #360

Have a beer belly.

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Rule #359

Wear colored contacts.