HPMIDKB

round-up posts of hypnosis microphone: division kink battle prompts and fills! new posts will be made whenever there are at least three new prompts and/or fills to round up. come join the fun here on dreamwidth!

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YAYYY HI UR BACK!!! great joy felt at seeing u on the dash again mwah mwah <3!

MWAH ANON <3 thrilled to be back, dkb is forever!!!

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HPMIDKB 05.15.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Samatoki/Ichiro, Birthday Sex, First Time, Established Relationship

Losing my mind once more looking at the new art…Ichiro's birthday party is winding down, and everyone heads home except Samatoki. Samatoki has (somehow) been keeping his hands to himself since he doesn't wanna rush things but our newly turned 20 Ichiro is feeling braver than ever, and lets Samatoki know just how damn long he's been waiting to get bent over a table by him LMAO

ichiro/samatoki, age difference

been thinking of an older ichiro being so doting and pampering a delinquent samatoki so much that samatoki borderline feels like a sugar baby. so what better way to repay that old man than getting on his knees for him 😌

Jiro - Bestiality

Jiro really REALLY loves animals huh. Would love to see him fucked by a dog or horse the most and would equally love to see him get caught being naughty/depraved like that.

Ramuda/Ichiro, Clothed birthday sex

So the HypMic movie drama track has come out and part of it includes Ichiro's birthday right? And Ramuda's gift to him is a nice suit right? I wanna see those two fuck while Ichiro is wearing that suit 🥰

new fills:

Gentaro/Jiro, face fucking Buster Bros!!! & Mad Trigger Crew, SabuJiro, drinking Jiro/Saburo, Sleep talking, Non-con samatoki/ichiro, shiro/goro, incest, frottage, established relationship (sort of)

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its been a bit, so wishing u much luck with the next round-up since it'll probably be a hefty one, and wishing u well in the "life be life-ing" department too !! thank u sm for all you've done for the kinkmeme, it's truly appreciated. ♡

THANK YOU ANON appreciating you deeply! i have been a terrible comm parent but i will do better 😤 it is what the dkb deserves!

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HPMIDKB 05.11.2026 ROUND-UP

beloved dkbers i am on my knees (OTL <- repentant-style) offering my deepest modly apologies for the sudden absence of these round-ups! life lifed the hell out of me and continued to do so with an unrelenting sort of stamina that i can only describe as fucknasty

HUGE SHOUTOUT AND UNDYING LOVE TO EVERYONE WHO'S BEEN DKBING IT UP IN THE MEANTIME!!! here is a big ol' round-up post of everything that's new in the comm, plus a promise to for real be more on the ball about these things from now on

long post is long, so new prompts/fills under the cut:

new prompts:

Any/Jiro, wound licking

Jiro gets some sort of cut, or maybe picked at his skin too much, and [character of your choice] notices. Maybe Jiro gets shy about it, but the other character decides they have to "kiss it better". Using a bit more tongue than they probably should.

Any/Any, one-sided pregnancy fear/fetish

Character A is pregnant and horrified about it. Character B is a bit /too/ happy about it. Instead of comforting A, B wants to enjoy all the raw sex they can have now. Not like it'll make A /more/ pregnant, right?

Ichiro/Samatoki, fantasy au, overstimulation

thinking big thoughts about demon king!ichiro being reduced to a sensitive mess by bandit!samatoki after their first time, to the point he literally asks if samatoki's like a sex demon in disguise rather than a human or something lol. bonus points if banditoki gets wife-d up by demon-ichi at the end!

Any/Any, genderbend

Let's honor the memory of old good rule 63 and make our rapping boys into girls and make them having fun with each other. Or even turn Chuo girls into boys and do, like, the same! Any stuff, any kinks, any characters, any ships by filler's choice, but characters should be not with their canonical sex.

Saburo/Jiro, jealous of animals

Any scene(s) that involves Jiro showing innocent affection to an animal and Saburo absolutely seething over it. Just absurdly jealous that Jiro is smiling and cooing over an animal instead of him. Maximum spoiled little brother-ness.

samatoki/ichiro, stripper au, thigh-fucking

to celebrate Ichiro's 21st birthday Kuko and Ramuda take him to the club where he meets ex-yakuza Samatoki, now working as a stripper post-drb. They do some talking, then Ichiro receives a private show from Samatoki and maybe even get to fuck his gorgeous legs.

Sasara/Samatoki, alley sex

just wanna see these two get it on in an alley with the thrilling possibility of being seen looming over them (they could actually be seen if you want, but that's optional.) any time period ok, any other kinks ok, as long as it's top sasara please

Rosho/Sasara, mind-reading

I was blessed(?) with the vision of Rosho somehow getting mind-reading powers (hypnosis mic effect? fantasy setting? something else???) and realizing how catastrophically down bad Sasara is for him.

Doppo(/Anyone), Eyepatch

I don't really have a scenario or anything, so this is really up to the filler's imagination. It could be like a medical kink or some sort of fetish or something; it doesn't even have to be sexual! Whether Doppo is top or bottom doesn't really matter to me here either, I just think we need more eyepatch Doppo 😁

Samatoki/Ichiro - bondage sex, gag, blindfold, TDD

I think Samatoki should make more use out of Ichiro's TDD arm handkerchief. As in use it as a makeshft gag or blindfold, or to tie his arms up during sex. Leaving it open ended but I really do think Ichiro's handkerchief is underutilized and should show up in dkb at least once lol

Ichiro/Samatoki/Rei, threesome, competitive sex

in one of their usual heated spats, samatoki tells ichiro "that's why i let your dad fuck me" for ichiro to respond with "bet i can do it better". thus resulting in a threesome with rei, to see which yamada samatoki liked better.

Jiro/Saburo, Knight in Shining Armor

Inspired by the second episode of Marriagetoxin, I think it'd be great if Jiro swooped in to save Saburo from some sort of peril and then they fucked about it. Could be actual peril, could be a roleplay thing. Dealer's choice.

Jiro/Saburo, Drunk Sex

I just wanna see these two get shit faced and go at it. That's it, that's the prompt.

Any/Rosho + Sasara, Cucking

Been thinking about Dotsuitare Cuckpo again. Rosho gets fucked silly by someone else while Sasara watches (can be consensual or forced).

Ichiro/Samatoki, Phone Sex

Hi yes in recent history was talking with the besties and the idea of Ichiro jacking it to a regular conversation with Samatoki was brought up, so now I'm bringing it to you all. Maybe he hangs up to do it, maybe he does the deed while still on the line with Samatoki, and maybe Samatoki finds out and eggs him on. Go nuts.

Jiro/Saburo, Sex while dressed as Ichiro

The title is pretty self-explanatory. One of them cosplays as Ichiro while they fuck. Maybe Jiro dreams of topping Ichiro but could never do it. Maybe Saburo dreams of fucking Ichiro but could never try to act on it. Maybe they don't even wanna fuck him and just think it'd be hot.

Trans Male Samatoki - Masturbation

Been thinking of Samatoki getting himself off, only requirement is him being trans male otherwise! Have fun

new fills:

Dice/Gentaro, sex tape, consensual recording, established relationship Ichiro/Samatoki, Handyman and Homeowner, Outside POV ReiJiro - Breeding SamaJiro as a favor to Ichiro, fuck or die

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HPMIDKB 03.14.2026 ROUND-UP

new fills:

Ichiro/Samatoki, Handyman and Homeowner, pizza guy and yakuza Rei/Samatoki, size kink, belly bulge, explicit sex

new prompts:

samatoki/ichiro, post-canon, captive, pampering

When Samatoki gets into another life-threatening incident with a rivalling yakuza, Ichiro snaps and holds Samatoki hostage in his house until he feels sure the outside world was safe again.

TDD Ramuda/Ichiro, drunken dub/noncon, underage

during TDD days, Ramuda gets Ichiro drunk and takes advantage of him

Ramuda/Saburo, pseudo-incest, age play

Ramuda could be technically seen as the fourth buster bro since he's Rei's creation and I would love to see him be a 'big brother' to Saburo in a totally inappropriate way.

Rio/Ramuda, size difference

just craving some RioRamu with an emphasis on the size difference, feel free to include whatever other elements you like

Ichiro/Samatoki, Alpha/Beta, post-canon, knotting

Alpha!Ichiro's been sending "let me be your alpha(or maybe even omega)" signals at Beta!Samatoki practically ever since they first met and believed all hope is lost when everything fell apart.

Samatoki/Ramuda/Ichiro, DP or Die

For whatever reason you want, Ichiro needs to be dp'd or else he'll die.

Jiro/Saburo, Practicing Kissing

Okay so like I'm imagining one of these two lamenting about how they've never kissed anyone and wanna be able to be good at it, so they somehow wind up kissing each other to practice.

Samatoki/Ichiro, brocon rp

I loved that shiro/goro fill so much that I can't stop thinking about the two of them going all the way as to pretend they're siblings while having sex.

Jyuto, self care night, pampering

Now that we all know Jyuto owns a fancy-ass robe I would like to see him in it, specifically in his unwinding downtime.

Jakurai/Hitoya/Jyushi, threesome

So what would it look like if Hitoya got double teamed by two tall skinny guys with long hair and names that start with the letter J? Could he handle it or would he get his shit wrecked?

Hitoya - Trans male Getting Cunnilingus

I’m just sitting here thinking about Hitoya getting his pussy eaten out and i went boom so i ask for a lovely fill from amazing people

Any/Samatoki, Non-sexual Ageplay

I am filled with the urge to see Mr. Macho tough guy Samatoki be pampered and treated like a little kid.

Ichiro/Samatoki, sparring match, gut punch

for old times sake, ichiro and samatoki have a friendly fist fight. after a few hits back and forth, ichiro hits samatoki in the stomach so hard he goes down instantly.

Hifumi/Gentaro, flower bondage

We know that Hifumi gets people into a bed with roses with his hypnosis ability. Let Gentaro be under his mercy!

ichiro/samatoki, cheating, post-canon

yamada ichiro has a boyfriend, been in a relationship for awhile now actually. and no matter how many times he tried convincing his boyfriend- and himself- that samatoki was "just a friend" (though deep down ichiro knew 'toki was anything but just.)

Ramuda/Saburo, Mommy Kink

Back at it again with my "Ramuda is made of BB's mom's genes and that's hot" agenda, it'd be pretty amazing if someone tackled how Saburo feels about that.

Samatoki/Ichiro, Mommy Kink

Was chatting with bestie and they said that Samatoki probably really likes Ichiro's mothering tendencies cuz he grew up without one and that's why he wants to drink his breast milk and I could feel my eyes going 👀👀👀👀 so I felt it must be shared with the world.

Jiro/Kuko, secret relationship, horny

They are in a relationship, but no one knows. During an outing with friends (either the Yamada brothers or BAT), they are horny and don't miss an opportunity to kiss when no one is looking, or to grope each other, but someone always interrupts and they can hardly do anything.

Ichiro/Samatoki, erotic thoughts, nape kink

Ichiro had never realized how erotic Samatoki's nape is. He sees him with his hair tied back in a ponytail and has very obscene and hot thoughts about it. It's better if it's in the post-TDD era when they are rivals, but not necessarily. Any other ideas are welcome!

Rei/Samatoki, size kink

seeing the two of them placed next to each other on the official height chart and seeing their size difference is driving me wild. please can I see samatoki getting some of that big dick?

Saburo/Jiro, tongue fixation

Saburo being a perv about Jiro's tongue, esp if he does weird stuff to get to see it in action.

Ichiro/Samatoki, marathon sex

Honestly just want to see a feral(?) Ichiro pounding into Samatoki and Samatoki having to take it pathetically, everything else is free for all

fills with new comments:

Samatoki/Ichiro, post-canon, body pillow, masturbation, blowjobs Rei/Samatoki, size kink, belly bulge, explicit sex [1/2]

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HPMIDKB 03.02.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

SamaJiro or SamaSabu as a favor to Ichiro, fuck or die

one of Ichiro's younger brothers is inflicted with some fantasy contrivance where they need Samatoki to have sex with them or there will be dire consequences like death or something, so Ichiro has to go to Samatoki and beg for his help. adding some kind of spicy samaichi element is optional but would be fun I think, like both of them being hesitant about the whole thing due to being interested in each other, but preferably not established relationship because I want to see ichiro have to grovel on his hands and knees for Samatoki's help (metaphorically or literally)

Samatoki/Ichiro, Public sex in alleyway

Thanks to a certain piece of art I am now strongly in need of seeing these two make out and fuck in an alleyway. Just Samatoki absolutely wrecking Ichiro's shit. Please and thank you in advance 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Samatoki/Ichiro, consensual drunk sex, riding

smitten drunk ichiro clinging to a completely sober samatoki, seducing him with his charms even though he's slurring all his words, and getting Samatoki to fuck him, including riding him. emphasis on 'consensual' in the title, I would prefer if samatoki is thinking things like "aw he's so cute when he's drunk" or "I can't wait to make fun of him tomorrow" instead of having a morality crisis, it can just be understood that ichiro wants it bad

Rio/Jyuto, Petplay

A friend talked about Jyuto barking and now I would love to see him do it. Have Rio put him on his hands and knees, making him bark and obey.

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HPMIDKB 03.01.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Samatoki, buster bro in laws

i wanna read about samatoki interacting with jiro and saburo after he starts dating ichiro, and just being cute and domestic. possibly needing to win over the younger brothers because they don’t like him at first. fillers choice.

Jiro/Kuko dirty talk, sexcam, sexting

Jiro and Kuko are in a long-distance relationship, and during a video call, the conversation gets more explicit. It can start with a suggestive photo sent in the chat, or with text, or a video call with dirty talk, or even a direct sexcam session. Any ideas are welcome.

ichiro/samatoki, pet play, edging

saw this very lovely art of samatoki in a collar & dog muzzle so, naturally, i'm thinking about ichiro and samatoki meeting up at a love hotel to Angrily Hook Up during bachi-bachi era instead of just Admitting Their Feelings for each other. ichiro sees the muzzle and collar, looks at samatoki, and soon enough samatoki's getting the life edged tf outta him while wearing the collar+muzzle. he's called hama's mad dog for a reason 😌

new fills:

Teacher Ichiro/Student Samatoki, Blowjob, AU University, Age Difference Samatoki/Ichiro, post-canon, body pillow, masturbation, blowjobs

fills with new comments:

Samatoki/Ichiro, post-canon, pseudo-incest (shiro/goro) Teacher Ichiro/Student Samatoki, Blowjob, AU University, Age Difference

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HPMIDKB 02.28.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Any/Jiro, face fucking

There's an ARB card of Jiro with his tongue out that looks particularly whorish, so I would love it if someone facefucked him. Filler's choice who the lucky guy will be.

Any/Any, public sex in movie theater

In honor of the HypMic movie coming out this weekend, let's see some guys get it on in a movie theater. Could be a blowie, could be full sex, hell you could do rimming I haven't seen that one before. Point is just have 'em fuck in a theater. And the theater could be empty, somewhat full, or fucking packed.

Taiko Katen/Samatoki, Sugar Daddy, age difference

I want to see how the hot old man pampers his favorite boy, his wakagashira. And of course, Samatoki lets himself be pampered by his boss.

Rei/Rio, Dom and sub

Just got back from seeing the HypMic movie and I have a mighty need to see Rei disciplining Rio and getting him to, as he says, dance in the palm of his hand.

Jakurai/Ramuda, Dom and sub

Just got back from the HypMic movie where Matenrou won and watching Jakurai and Ramuda interact made me think Jakurai would absolutely dom the shit out of Ramuda until Ramuda breaks and is truly honest about how much he loves Jakurai and all that.

Jiro/Jyushi, Aggression as Thinly Veiled Flirting

I truly did not know how better to word this but the concept. You get it. There should be banter involved and whatnot. Basically I saw the HypMic movie and their interactions in Last Man Standing had me considering a whole new dynamic for them

Rosho/Jyuto, Fighting for Dominance

Rosho and Jyuto's interactions in Out of Harmony had me like 👀 so I would like to see these two wrestle for dominance in their bedding of each other. For science of course.

samatoki/ichiro - exaggerated age gap

i just had the hot idea of a late 40s/early 50s Samatoki and his younger lover Ichiro (maybe 16-20) and i exploded with horniness.

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HPMIDKB 02.26.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Samatoki/Saburo, "please be rougher with me"

sending a message in a bottle in hopes someone will find it and come out to my ship...please let me see these two in a relationship where Samatoki is always sweetly making love to Saburo, but one day he finally asks Samatoki to be more dominant and rough with him, and Samatoki gets really into it and they both love it

Any/Any - Mpreg

You know what this kink meme is missing? Mpreg. Any ship you want, just please write them pregnant!

Rio/Jyuto, Dominant Omega

Alphas never stay with Jyuto because gets crazy dominating and possessive during his heats. Except for Rio, who's really into that for some reason. Plenty of scenting, biting/scratching/rough marking, and the foulest dirty talk you can think of on the side pretty please (I also encourage turning this to Rio/Jyuto/Rio by having them switch at some point but its not a requirement if that's not your thing)

ichiro/samatoki, role reversal, age-swap, escort, first-time

To finally put an end to the countless marriage offers Ichiro receives daily, Samatoki is tasked to act as Ichiro's boyfriend at some fancy dinner with Ichiro's yakuza family- just for one night, Ichiro insisted- but it slowly turned into many, many nights. And later Samatoki learns his sex-on-legs yakuza crush is not so experienced after all when Ichiro cums before he even put his mouth on him..

Jiro/Saburo, crossdressing, mistaken identity

Saburo dresses as a girl to sneak into a party. he unexpectedly runs into Jiro there, but Jiro doesn't recognize him and tries to flirt with him as if he's a cute girl, so Saburo goes along with it and they end up having sex. Filler can decide if or when Jiro himself ever realizes the truth or if he just thinks he's hooked up with a hot trans girl, but I need it to stay a secret from the rest of the partygoers, and maybe a scene where Jiro's friends are congratulating him afterwards.

new fills:

Dice (+ Gentaro), divison battle kink, masturbation, slight voyeurism Ichiro/Samatoki, age swap, fake dating, premature ejaculation

fills with new comments:

Dice (+ Gentaro), divison battle kink, masturbation, slight voyeurism

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HPMIDKB 02.22.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Samatoki/Kuko - Cheating

I’ve really been interested in the idea of these two fucking behind Ichiro’s back. Could be one of them is dating Ichiro or maybe even they’re the ones getting two timed by the guy with each other 👀 pref. Kuko bottom but otherwise have some fun with it!

Any, Division Battle Kink

Pretty much what it says on the tin. I think at least one of these guys gets a raging hard on after a rap battle. Maybe it's the person they're rapping against, maybe it's the degradation, maybe it's all the attention, maybe it's just adrenaline, maybe it's a combination. Can either be dealt with via masturbation, fucking a team member, or fucking the opponent.

Any, secret crush, voyeurism/masturbation

want to see any combination of voyeur + a couple, in which the voyeur regularly watches the couple have sex because they have a crush on one (or both?) parties involved, and then pathetically masturbates alone while imagining they were involved.

Big Man/Kuko - Power Bottoming

When I say Big Man, I'm thinking like Rio, Rei, Hitoya, Samtoki, someone tall and strong and Kuko power bottoms them. Trans male Kuko is a delight, Cis Kuko is also a delight, just put him in control and getting it please!

Samatoki/Ichiro, masturbating to scent/object

can't stop thinking about Samatoki pathetically masturbating all by himself with like Ichiro's forgotten jacket or sweaty T-shirt or something, and probably getting angry about having a one-sided(?) crush on him too. maybe it's like a high school AU and they accidentally traded gym bags or something idk. he can get caught in the end or not, up to filler

ReiJiro - Breeding

Obsessed with Rei fucking Jiro in an attempt to knock him up whether its actually possible or Rei is just horny for Jiro

Any*/Jiro, praise kink with stickers

Someone* decides to help Jiro out with his studies by trying an approach of rewarding him with those cute little stickers (you know like Good Job!, Nice Try!, gold star etc) and he discovers he's Really into that.

new fills:

Samatoki/Ichiro, post-canon, pseudo-incest (shiro/goro)

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HPMIDKB 02.20.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Rio/Dice, Belly Bulge

Dice fucked so deep into Rio so much so you can see a bulge coming from his stomach and it somehow turns Rio on even more. Bonus points if Dice tears up a little bit and is pathetic

Ichiro/Samatoki, Highschool AU, Almost caught, Closet Sex

High-school (hypmi academy) ichisama fuck in the janitors closet after the school festival. They almost get caught by their siblings but continue fucking nonetheless. Bonus points for whiny bratty Samatoki

Ichiro/Samatoki, jerking off to music, can't come any other way, degradation

As a wise crustacean person once said, "Ichiro would be the type of guy who jacks off to music" and I wholeheartedly agree, and am willing to die on this hill. He's got the headphones for easy access, he's a music guy and he knows true beauty when he hears it.

Ichiro/Samatoki, mermaid(s), weird biology/mating rituals

I really really want to see Ichiro and/or Samatoki as a mermaid and getting it on with each other. either they can both be mermaids and we can see what their mating ritual is in its natural habitat, or maybe only one of them is a mermaid and they both get culture shock from their different customs but are excited to explore each other's biology. if one is a human, I think the mermaid should be the top, because I'm haunted by horny visions of the human straddling and riding the mermaid tail, but I don't really mind whether it's samaichi or ichisama

Doppo/Hifumi, Massage

Doppo arrives home exhausted from work, and Hifumi gives him a massage to relax his tense muscles. I want to see Doppo relax for once; who knows, it feels so good he might even get an erection. The writer decides whether this remains platonic, whether Hifumi notices this, or whether he does anything about it (or not).

Ichiro + tentacles

Ichiro for some reason gets attacked by tentacles! it can be a fantasy setting or virtual reality or a mic attack or whatever you want! you can also have someone from the main cast make an appearance if you wish, maybe the tentacles belong to them or maybe they rescue Ichiro from it (or he just thinks about them while he's getting fucked) or it can be solely Ichiro focused

Ichiro/Samatoki, Alternative Universe, Incubi and Priests, Breeding Kink

Ichiros a priest and accidentally summons Samatoki who's an incubus. In an attempt to 'exorcise' him, ichiro, for lack of better term, tries to fuck the 'evilness' out of him (it doesn't work and he accidentally gets himself hooked)

new fills:

Hitoya/Jyushi, omegaverse, heat/rut, pheromones and smells, sex during mating season mermaid!Ichiro/human!Samatoki, weird biology/mating rituals

fills with new comments:

Hitoya/Jyushi, omegaverse, heat/rut, pheromones and smells, sex during mating season mermaid!Ichiro/human!Samatoki, weird biology/mating rituals

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HPMIDKB 02.14.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

The Dirty Dawg, Orgy

So it doesn't have to be during The Dirty Dawg days but can be if you want. I just didn't want to have to write all that out ya know? Anyway, exactly what it says on the tin. I want to see those four getting down and dirty with each other.

Jiro/Kuko dub-con, infidelity sex

Kuko is Ichiro's boyfriend, but Jiro is jealous, damn it! He wants to enjoy the monk too. During a visit by Kuko to the Yamada house, Ichiro has to leave for an emergency job at Odd-jobs Yamada, and Jiro seizes the opportunity. Anything goes (except diapers and toddler ageplay). Consent is questionable at first, but Kuko ultimately ends up enjoying the sexual encounter.

Male client/Hifumi non-con, dirty talk, humiliation, rough sex.

Although Fragrance does not accept men as clients, they make an exception for a millionaire who pays a large sum of money for a date in the VIP room with Hifumi for one night. It starts off awkwardly, with dirty talk and unwanted touching. Until the man decides to fuck him, Hifumi cannot refuse if he does not want to lose his job.

Ichi,Jiro/Kuko + Saburo cam, double penetration, sex cam, voyeurism

the Yamada brothers subdue Kuko on the living room sofa. He is fucked by both Yamada brothers while Saburo tapes everything with his cell phone and watches them, horny. I just want to see Kuko crumble with pleasure and shame. Ichi and Jiro can take turns pleasuring him, or each penetrate his ass or mouth (any ideas are welcome), but in the end there has to be double penetration. Bonus if Saburo touches himself while filming.

Rio/Saburo, military fetishism, orders, military language

Saburo has a military fetish; he loves it when Sergeant Rio gives him orders and sees him in uniform. During a sexual encounter, the soldier treats him like a soldier, giving him orders (to undress, touch himself, suck his cock…) and forcing Saburo to call him sir or sergeant.

Jiro/Kuko, watching gay porn

While watching silly videos on the internet, a spam video of two men having sex pops up. At first they are embarrassed or make fun of them, but then they become curious and get horny and hard. Free will as to what might happen (whether it's just arousal while watching, touching each other, or even something more).

Samatoki/Ichiro, oral sex, fingering, first time

Ichiro is a virgin and has never even gotten a blowjob before, and Samatoki sets out to remedy that little by little, so he gives Ichiro the best head of his life, including fingering his ass at the same time. Up to filler whether it's an established relationship, or if this is their first step to starting one, but either way I would prefer if the two stop there for now (trying to take it slow or whatever). bonus if Samatoki praises Ichiro a bit and takes cares of him. 3x bonus for pierced tongue Samatoki

new fills:

Samatoki/Ichiro, Only One Bed, Frottage

fills with new comments:

Doppo/Hifumi, government mandated sex tape, public sex Samatoki/Ichiro, Only One Bed, Frottage Samatoki/Ichiro, Tickling Kink, frottage Ichiro/Samatoki, Handyman and Homeowner

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HPMIDKB 02.11.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

TDD/Samatoki, Omegaverse, Samatoki-centric

Samatoki goes in heat and thankfully his fellow team members are there for him. Just some good samatoki loving, Would prefer if ichiro is last in order.. (Not many limitations, just wanna read about TDD and more bottom sama :3)

Jiro/Kuko, A single bed

It doesn't have to be sexy; I also like it as a tender atmosphere. It's a good method for tender and awkward moments or for some non-sexual physical contact that awakens something in them. It's also fun if they feel a little embarrassed by their bodies' reactions (erections, etc.) or if they touch each other and instantly find themselves kissing passionately (there may or may not be sex, as I said above).

Jiro/Kuko, sex pollen, aphrodisiac

They are exposed to a strange magical substance (possibly through a hypnosis mic) that acts as a powerful, uncontrollable aphrodisiac. This substance induces a state of extreme and urgent sexual desire, forcing the characters to have sex to alleviate the effects. It can affect both of them, or just one of them.

Ichiro/Samatoki, Kink Discovery, exhibitionism

Samatoki sucks Ichiro off under his desk in Odd Jobs Yamada while Ichiros brothers try interrogating him if he's seeing anyone (or, aka, that 'samatoki'guy. ) I don't know if this technically counts as exhibitionism, but I want samatoki to realize in that moment just how thrilling it is to almost be caught and once ichiros brothers leave, he ushers him to do 'more'.

new fills:

Doppo/Hifumi, government mandated sex tape, public sex

fills with new comments:

Hitoya/Jyushi, seduction by a siren, supernatural AU, rape by deception Rei/Samatoki, noncon, Alpha forced to be Omega, full warnings below Doppo/Hifumi, government mandated sex tape, public sex

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HPMIDKB 02.04.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Samatoki/Ichiro, Shiro/Goro, pseudo incest

I realize it's not officially any shirogoro (4/5 esc) day or big brother day (one can argue 2/3 for nii-san but anyways) but I feel the world always needs more shirogoro and the incest-y nature of it

Saburo/Jiro, Dirty Talk

Basically what it says on the tin. Personally I was thinking something like Saburo trash talking during a video game or something and Jiro just being like Wrow…hot 😳 but that's incredibly lengthy to put in a topic line

Ramuda/Any, Biting

I just think it'd be neat if Ramuda used someone like his personal chew toy lol. Maybe it's an ABO setting, maybe it's a Vampire setting, maybe he just really likes leaving his mark on things because he's having an existential crisis, maybe it's all of the above! Filler's choice.

new fills:

Rei/Samatoki, noncon, Alpha forced to be Omega, full warnings below Hitoya/Jyushi, seduction by a siren, supernatural AU, rape by deception

fills with new comments:

Doppo, Torture and Gore, explicit violence, anxiety Ichiro/Samatoki, Handyman and Homeowner Rei/Samatoki, noncon, Alpha forced to be Omega, full warnings below Hitoya/Jyushi, seduction by a siren, supernatural AU, rape by deception Doppo, Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Masturbation, Orgasm, Suicidal Thoughts

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HPMIDKB 01.31.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Rio/Saburo, sex while cooking

What have I to say? Saburo distracts Rio from preparing his survival meals near the campfire in his base or even in da kitchen in the Yamada household.

Samatoki + any, sickfic

can be with any character of your choosing, romantic or platonic, but I just wish to see samatoki absolutely miserably sick, with the flu or something that has him bedridden and delirious with fever and all that jazz

Jiro/Saburo, Sleep talking

I think it'd be neat if Saburo comes across Jiro sleeping and Jiro is sleep talking while having an erotic dream about Saburo. Maybe Saburo jerks off about it, maybe he gets Jiro off as well, maybe Jiro wakes up and they fuck about it. Dealer's choice.

Any/Rio, Fuck or Die

I'll be honest, I really just wanted to write the phrase Survival Fucking lol. Anyway, let's have Rio go through that good ol trope fuck or die! Dealer's choice on why he ends up that way.

new fills:

Samatoki/Ichiro, Tickling Kink, frottage Ichiro/Samatoki, Handyman and Homeowner Doppo, Torture and Gore, explicit violence, anxiety

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hello dear mod, I hate to be a bother but I think you might have missed adding the last two fills to the fills post? only because you usually do it so promptly, but I hate to sound impatient if you've just been busy 🙇

BELOVED DKBER YOU HAVE MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES i was afflicted by a disease called new gacha game umu

the new fills are all in the fills post now and a round-up will be coming in a few minutes! THRILLED TO SEE ALL THESE NEW FILLS AND PROMPTS i am so looking forward to reading (and hopefully writing more as well!) once i've recovered from my affliction

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HPMIDKB 01.23.2026 ROUND-UP

new prompts:

Any/Any, Womb Tattoo

As I sit here up to my ears in fantasy anime this season, I find myself wanting to see something with womb tattoos. Could be for real, could be for play. I just wanna see someone horny for dick and cum.

Any/Any, Magic Healing Penis

You know those scenarios where a character gets injured or falls sick or something and another character then has to have sex with them? Would love to see that. It's technically different than sex pollen but I mean, I'm not opposed to that either lol.

Ichiro/Samatoki, Service Top

Exactly what it says on the tin. I wanna see Samatoki boss Ichiro around and get dicked down, and Ichiro to be more than happy to oblige.

Kuko/Jyushi, eggpreg, oviposition, dubcon

Kuko is a dragon hybrid teaching Jyushi to be stronger. Part of his training regimen involves breeding Jyushi full of eggs. Jyushi has no choice but to accept it as his duty to his master, and he quickly learns how good it feels taking clutch after clutch of dragon eggs. Bonus points if Jyushi has an actual womb and pussy, either because he’s transmasc or just because.

new fills:

Jakurai/Samatoki, gunplay, face-fucking, undernegotiated kink