Slytherin Things

[pauleonotis]

Can we please for a moment talk about how real a Drarry endgame actually would be?

‘Cause I refuse to believe I would look at someone I hate the way Draco does when he sees Harry. You can literally see his face light up like the sun just came up. Just-

Not to mention the fact that Draco was also literally checking him out!

Also… seeking for attention? Like really the whole damn time? And one time Draco doesn’t try to get Harry‘s attention Harry is like: wtf is happening? Why doesn’t Draco try to get my attention by annoying me or whatever?

*sees Draco in the great hall turning around and walking away* oh nope- YOU BETTER COME BACK HERE AND AT LEAST LOOK AT MEH!

Yeah, that must be pure hatred. *cough*

[shitslytherinssay]

Just saying the greatest wizard of all time, Merlin, was a Slytherin

Heck ya he was.

[shitslytherinssay]

Can u relate or is it just me... other people: omg you’re a slytherin? I didn’t know u were secretly conniving and ambitious me: I mean it’s not a secret idk what to tell you

Sometimes it’s good to keep your ambitions on the DL! Like hello people I’m not gonna tell you my master plan 😂 I think it’s better if people aren’t aware of your plans 😉

[hpslytherinthings]

Sometimes I'm not even aware of my plans until they happen and I'm like

Ohhhhhhh thats what i was trying to do

[shitslytherinssay]

I had a roommate who was a Ravenclaw who always says that I'm not really a Slytherin because I'm not one of the edgy, cold jerks, because I'm too nice. I'm always like, I'm not sure you understand just how ambitious I am, and how much pride I have of that fact.

Edgy, cold jerks: broke

Ambitious as fuck: woke

[shitslytherinssay]

Let’s do the twitter trend rn and type “JK Rowling reveals” and tap the center button till it forms a sentence.

(Send via ask or below!)

[hpslytherinthings]

JK Rowling reveals a bunch

[toastoat]

why is jk Rowling in my mind literally that mosquito reporter woman from her own books

[acetrek]

it’s her self insert character

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #132

Slytherin: “I don’t like people”

Hufflepuff: *walks by*

Slytherin: “I like one people”

[shitslytherinssay]

I never realized how pressed people got about me saying “one people” 😂😂😂

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentines Day: #5

Instead of Valentines Day, we should have a second Halloween.

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #190

Gryffindor: Wanna hang out tonight?

Slytherin: Sorry, not this evening.

Gryffindor: Busy?

Slytherin: No.

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #197

Silence is golden

Duct tape is silver

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #200

Slytherin: Alexa, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Alexa: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Slytherin: … Siri, how do I get-

[slytherins-slither]

The houses as MoonPie tweets:

Gryffindor

Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw

Slytherin

[hpslytherinthings]

Hogwart Houses and Revenge or getting equal

Gryffindors: Challenge to a duel.

Ravenclaws: "Karmas a bitch."

Hufflepuffs: "I'm not your friend anymore." /"I know all your secrets."

Slytherins: Puts into action a plan they have had perfected for this exact situation since ages before the situation actually occurred.

[hpslytherinthings]

Mass post of good Hogwarts as vines things and stuff

[hpslytherinthings]

Hogwarts Houses as Vines

Not my video yo

[hpslytherinthings]

Slytherin Things #16

[hpslytherinthings]

Slytherin Things #15