𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘

jacob. 24. cancer stars, gemini energy. nothing like that nate guy. he's a dick. // rp purposes only — penned by jaq \\

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missmai​:

Alright sounds good. I’ve already gotten into the wine so don’t judge me if I’m not the best tour guide. You may get lost once or twice but I have faith that you’ll figure it out. I may have asked someone else to move in too so whichever one you don’t want he’ll take. No way, I’m not sharing! Besides, you’re way too tall, you’d barely fit. You will however fit in the pool’s built in hot tub. You just have to freeze your ass off getting in and out of it.  

Hey, a nightly house happy hour sounds like just my kinda vibe. If you find mini marshmallows all over the ground in the early days, please don’t move them. They’re my version of breadcrumbs because breadcrumbs are lame and mini marshmallows are awesome. That’s cool with me! Who’s this dude, anyone I know? Oh Miss Maia, I’ll wear you down eventually. The wild shit that hot tub is gonna see...moving in might be the best idea I’ve ever had.

[honeymoonavenue]

jacob elordi in the trailer for the kissing booth 3

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keeksships​:

Hey bestie. Word on the street is you and I were in the same place at the same time and you didn’t say hi to me? That’s pretty fucking rude of you, not gonna lie. @hqelordi​

Keek-a-leek! I go a lot of places. I need you to be a bit more specific, darling. Saying hi is a two-way street, kid. I’m pretty hard to miss in most crowds, just saying.

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missmai​:

I got your a key cut today if you want to swing by and pick it up. The photos didn’t really do the place justice so I can show you around. There are two rooms available and you can pick whatever one you want. The only real difference is one leads out to the pool and the other has its own balcony. The only thing that’s really off limits is the jacuzzi tub in the master bathroom. Secretly it’s the only reason I bought the house. @hqelordi​

Sounds legit, Mai. I’ll swing by for the grand tour later tonight. How’s a guy supposed to choose between direct pool access and a private balcony? I’ll see which space speaks to me. Whoa now, you can’t put the jacuzzi tub on the no-no list! If I bring you some donuts, do I at least get to lay claim one night a week?

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itsbenzash​:

Do you ever have a day where your emotions just take over and you have no control?  That’s been me all day. I got my coffee like I do every morning, and on my way home, I just started crying.  I’ve been full on sobbing for like two hours and I have no idea why.  Please tell me your day is going better than mine. @theglamliststarters

damn, benzo. i’m sorry you’ve had a rough day. sometimes the hormones get all kinds of whacked out. best to just ride it out, so long as there’s no reason behind the sadness. as my mum likes to remind me, the sun will always rise.

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[text] 🤷🏻‍♀️

(text.) how you been, killah?

(text.) been a little mia, miss superstar.

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Hunter 📱 Jakey 📐

Hunter: Hm, well in that case, it's a good thing she agreed to go! Just remember, the sunsets not gonna do all the work. I hope things work out for you, jake. You deserve to be happy.

Hunter: I don't know. He only just came back into my life, but I can't really think about that right now if I wanted too because my heart is set on someone else.

Jake: it took some promises that i wouldn't check her out in her bikinis but she's coming. she drives me nuts but she used to be my best friend so i owe it to myself to try and get some of that back.

Jake: yeh...i get the idea of that. so you must have it pretty bad for old million dollar hair, huh?

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Hunter 📱 Jakey 📐

Hunter: Is it k? Are you guys on good enough terms now to be taken a forgotten anniversary trip together?

Hunter: Yeah...Funny things is reading it back, I don't take back any of it. And I still feel the same way sober. So. I guess that's where I'm at. I'm sorry I worried you though. I didn't mean to do that.

Jake: mm, the one and only kaia g. uhh, no, we're the furthest thing from 'on good terms' which is why this is such a dumb fucking idea. but i'm really hoping a little bit of paradise will help us find a way back to a good place, y'know? i miss having her in my life.

Jake: so now that you're coherent, maybe you can clear things up for me. i know you love joe. do you have feelings for henry?

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[text] 🖕🏼

(text.) 👁👄👁

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Hunter 📱 Jakey 📐

Hunter: I don't think whatever you did makes me any less dumb. It just makes us both dumb. 🤝 I have a hangover so I'm not doing anything on this flight but suffering endlessly.

Hunter: Bali? Fancy. Was it just a vacation?

Jake: i forgot that i booked an anniversary trip to bali for me and my now ex like six months ago and now she and i are going on said trip because we're too cheap to let it all go to waste. THAT'S how dumb i am 🤝

Jake: a hangover should be the least of your worries, kid. you were fucking gone last night. it woulda been hilarious if i wasn't so worried about you.

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𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐠. ✉️ 𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞 + 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬

HAILEY: still working on euphoria? do u guys ever get a break?! UGH i love you, thanks baby. it wasn't so much him but like, the wedding anniversary, like the wedding aspect of it, but thank u.

HAILEY: yessssss baby! where are we going tonight?

JAKE: yep yep yep working and loving every second of it. love u more, sweets. ahh, yeh, i get it. you should do something equally as epic next year on the day so it becomes the anniversary of something better.

JAKE: shit babes, the options are limitless! the city is ours.

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Hunter 📱 Jakey 📐

Hunter: Nah, pretty sure I'm just dumb.

Hunter: Well, I'm on my way home now and I could really use them if you'll be around.

Jake: if you're dumb, what am i? think about that on your flight home.

Jake: i'm around. headed off to bali next weekend because i was dumb and forgot to cancel shit in time to get refunded.

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Hunter 📱 Jakey 📐

Hunter: no. icant becausde i love joe.

Hunter: i k now. i'm so dumb.

Jake: you're not dumb. the mind has no control over the matters of the heart, darling.

Jake: i'm just sorry you're hurting. wish i could give you a hug.

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Hunter 📱 Jakey 📐

Hunter: sort of. actuallyfriends first.

Jake: aight, friends first that turned into that. cool, good on you. but now you've caught feelings?

Jake: sidebar: how could you not? look at the bloke.

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𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐠. — 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 💔

KAIA: mmm sure. not sure i believe that, but okay.

KAIA: working on the acting skills you know?

KAIA: no but, don't we all? ignore how we feel and pretend we're okay when we're not.

KAIA: i don't know. probably shouldn't talk about that now.

JAKE: yeh, maybe so. might be common practice...doesn't mean it should be. and it didn't used to happen between you and me. that's what's so fucked up, kai.

JAKE: alright, no worries. just...don't call off the trip, alright? i need this.

JAKE: g'night, beautiful

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Hunter 📱 Jakey 📐

Hunter: hewas my fuckin sugar daddy, jake. bcause im a lovelss ho.

Hunter: why dose everone keeps aying that like its easy? like is just somefling? how does anoneknow what itwas like or what ide serve when no one even bohtered to know? do ahny of u even ever try have aconversastion with him? oras k me what iwas like with him? allanyone heard asw that hes love twopeople but whena itried to talk about thegood parts icouldnt beacues averyone trated me like i was dumb forfinally falling inlove with soemone cuz they didnt likehow big hissheart is.

Hunter: os now everyone gets hwat htey wanted. except forme. like always. even thow i try to makesure everyone get wht they want. i support beihng happy. butit wasnt okay forme.

Hunter: so now iget to be the fuckup. andalone. like everoone wants.

Jake: ...now i'm more confused.

Jake: hunt, i'm way too fucking stoned right now. my mind can't make sense of this. so just say yes or no for me, love, alright? cus you're clearly hurting and i want to understand and make you feel better.

Jake: so he was your sugar daddy? as in you slept with him and he bought you nice shit?