liviamunn·:
Okay, that’s rude — you know what? Go serenade yourself! I’ll take my talents where they’re appreciated. I’ll give our good pal, Joel, a call. I’m sure he’d love to have me sing Bruno Mars’ songs to him, jackass. You think I’m scared of your face squeezing? Please. I’ve suffered worse. You’ve got nothing I haven’t already dealt with. Try your worst, Sammy. Don’t question it! Have a little faith, will ya? If we’re going for timeless and iconic, we need full confidence in ourselves.
You don’t mean that and you know that. You do realise every time you’re a little mean to me, it’s kind of the most hilarious thing I’ve seen, right? Excuse me, the whole serenading badly was supposed to be my thing, you can’t do that. ––– Alright, let’s seriously try and be as iconic as them, but if it fails, I’m blaming you.














