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heya reddie how ya doin

@hquinzel

Oh shit, hey Harley. I'm good, just got back from the library- it's been a while, you stayin outta trouble?

oh yeah scouts hona. whatdidya get at the library

Were you even a scout?

Checked out Kafka's Metamorphosis again, it's been tuggin at me lately.

For a couple weeks before I got kicked out

Is that the roach one?

Why am I not surprised..

Well it's not actually about the bugs, but sure, yeah it's the roach one

Yeah I know its about dude who wakes up and hes a roach its got a deeper meaning or something I read it in school but I forget it now

heya reddie how ya doin

@hquinzel

Oh shit, hey Harley. I'm good, just got back from the library- it's been a while, you stayin outta trouble?

oh yeah scouts hona. whatdidya get at the library

Were you even a scout?

Checked out Kafka's Metamorphosis again, it's been tuggin at me lately.

For a couple weeks before I got kicked out

Is that the roach one?

heya reddie how ya doin

@hquinzel

Oh shit, hey Harley. I'm good, just got back from the library- it's been a while, you stayin outta trouble?

oh yeah scouts hona. whatdidya get at the library

segamascott

could be us

aminetko

Don't interrupt them from kissing💋

yeah i dont think i will be able to bite you. youre too sweet. have a cookie instead.

you know what have em all *hands you a basket full of cookies*

oh yay! thank you kindly

well im the anon who said HIIIIIIIIIIII. so yeah thats me

fair enough, sure why not go ahead and bite me

What will happen if I ate more pills then I should? Like it says "eat one two times a day" but let's say I ate three this morning. I'm not saying that I did it.

@dickgraysonfr

now why would you do that

you'll be ok, just dont go out and operate any machinery or patrol cause you might get dizzy and fuzzy.

"hey i already said its better than full pig" she put her hands up in surrender "i mean it. i still dont get why youd wanna go that way but yknow if youre happy i guess im happy"

"I just like helping people besides I'm a pretty good detective so why not using that?" He shrugged.

"I just feel like there's better ways to do so." she had never been a fan of cops especially those in gotham, they're useless "Are Bludhaven cops at least a little more competent?"

He thought for a moment. "Well they are better after I first joined the police, they weren't giving me a chance but I proved them wrong so now we do have better cops, I train some sometimes"

she sighed "well at least theyve got a good teacher now"

"Well, I haven't had any complaints yet." He ate some popcorn again after he spoke.

"that's because you're the Dick Grayson"

He chuckled. "Right. How long do you have your cats by the way?"

"I've had them for a long time now. Got them a couple years ago as a present from- you know who. Then when I got outta arkham I had to do a bit of a rescue mission for them."

"ohh okay" he looked at the cats who are sleeping and not fighting. "They are really cute but I think they are a bit troublemakers"

"they're just enjoying being loved for a change." she looked at them too, she really did love them to the ends of the earth. "i might let them get away with it too much but i cant help it, they deserve it"

"yeah I spoil Haley a little too, but not as much as Bruce. Sometimes I think he loves this dog more than me." He chuckled.

"I'd be more than happy to add to her spoils, she really is precious"

"I'm training her right now, she's doing great at this by the way"

she looked at him confused "you mean to tell me.."

"like sit or giving her paw, kinda high-five and where to hide when there is danger...unfortunately" he thought for a moment. "Also how to behave in public because she liked to run away when she was first with me but now she's not doing that."

"oh good for a second there i thought you meant you were training her to be a vigilante"

He just looked away without saying a word.

she knew that look. she turned and looked at him "Dick. you aren't"

"I-I mean she's a good helper!" He looked back at her but quickly turned away.

"what if she gets hurt!" she wasnt mad mostly just concerned for Haley. She let Bud and Lou go out fighting every now and then but they're hyenas

"she has a protective gear! And I'm by her side all the time" he really tried to explain. "I can't leave her alone all the time."

"most people would get a crate Dick"

"...I'm not most people."

"Yes I know hon." she calmed herself down and laid back onto the couch "I know youre being safe about it so I won't nag you but so help me if that baby gets hurt"

"she won't get hurt I promise. I'm overprotective towards her so she will be fine"

"I trust you Dick dont worry I was mostly just pulling your leg"

He sighed. "She's not going out many times, I only took her, I don't know, five times maybe? So yeah, she's doing well" he looked at her cats. "I believe they are safe too"

"They're so safe. I'll admit I take them out aswell but I feel like they can handle it sometimes better than I can. Theyre just my big scary dog privileges" she spoke in a baby voice which made Bud perk up from where he was laying and he sauntered over climbing onto the couch and flopping across her lap to which she rewarded with scratches

"yeah" he just stared at the cat, not really knowing what to do cause he didn't want to die but also he won't hurt him, at least he thought.

"He won't hurt you, Lou on the other hand. Lou might take a nibble but Bud here is a real sweetheart" she aggressive pet the cat's head as a demonstration to which Bud just purred

"oh, alright" he gently pet the cat on it's head. He was more stressed than scared.

Bud purred at the attention leaning into it and closing his eyes "aww he loves you"

He chuckled. "That's cool." He continued to gently rub the cat's head.

"do you want to stay on the couch tonight or the bed?" she had a feeling she knew what his answer was going to be but she wanted to give him the choice anyway

"couch is fine" he smiled while still stroking the cat. He actually preferred to sleep on the couch.

she moved Bud off of her lap to stand "Alright, let me get you some blankets and- one pillow or two?" Bud hopped right back up onto the couch to lay across Dick

He looked at the cat and didn't move for a second but eventually ge started scratching him again. "One is totally fine"

"One pillow it is then" she went to the other room and grabbed a couple soft blankets and a pillow bringing it back for Dick. She smiled when she saw him with Bud and gave the cat scritches "do you want me to keep them locked in my room for the night?"

"yeah you can take them. I don't think we'll fit on this couch" He laughed. Haley was taking half of the bed sometimes and she's 3 times smaller than Harley's Hyenas.

She laughed, "Bud would find a way." she whistled to get their attention and they both perked up and followed her as she pointed in her room. They went inside and she closed the doorblooking back to Dick, "Need anything else?"

He gave a thumbs up and smile d. "I'm good!" He layed down more comfortably and covered himself with the blanket.

she smiled and gave a thumbs up aswell, "alright if you need anything just knock and don't forget you pinky swore"

"I know I know. Goodnight Harley." He turned his back on her and tried to fall asleep.

"goodnight Dick! I'll sick Lou on you if you leave" she gave a peace sign then went into her bedroom

She got changed and then crawled into bed with bud and lou cuddling with them and working on falling asleep.

What will happen if I ate more pills then I should? Like it says "eat one two times a day" but let's say I ate three this morning. I'm not saying that I did it.

@dickgraysonfr

now why would you do that

you'll be ok, just dont go out and operate any machinery or patrol cause you might get dizzy and fuzzy.

"hey i already said its better than full pig" she put her hands up in surrender "i mean it. i still dont get why youd wanna go that way but yknow if youre happy i guess im happy"

"I just like helping people besides I'm a pretty good detective so why not using that?" He shrugged.

"I just feel like there's better ways to do so." she had never been a fan of cops especially those in gotham, they're useless "Are Bludhaven cops at least a little more competent?"

He thought for a moment. "Well they are better after I first joined the police, they weren't giving me a chance but I proved them wrong so now we do have better cops, I train some sometimes"

she sighed "well at least theyve got a good teacher now"

"Well, I haven't had any complaints yet." He ate some popcorn again after he spoke.

"that's because you're the Dick Grayson"

He chuckled. "Right. How long do you have your cats by the way?"

"I've had them for a long time now. Got them a couple years ago as a present from- you know who. Then when I got outta arkham I had to do a bit of a rescue mission for them."

"ohh okay" he looked at the cats who are sleeping and not fighting. "They are really cute but I think they are a bit troublemakers"

"they're just enjoying being loved for a change." she looked at them too, she really did love them to the ends of the earth. "i might let them get away with it too much but i cant help it, they deserve it"

"yeah I spoil Haley a little too, but not as much as Bruce. Sometimes I think he loves this dog more than me." He chuckled.

"I'd be more than happy to add to her spoils, she really is precious"

"I'm training her right now, she's doing great at this by the way"

she looked at him confused "you mean to tell me.."

"like sit or giving her paw, kinda high-five and where to hide when there is danger...unfortunately" he thought for a moment. "Also how to behave in public because she liked to run away when she was first with me but now she's not doing that."

"oh good for a second there i thought you meant you were training her to be a vigilante"

He just looked away without saying a word.

she knew that look. she turned and looked at him "Dick. you aren't"

"I-I mean she's a good helper!" He looked back at her but quickly turned away.

"what if she gets hurt!" she wasnt mad mostly just concerned for Haley. She let Bud and Lou go out fighting every now and then but they're hyenas

"she has a protective gear! And I'm by her side all the time" he really tried to explain. "I can't leave her alone all the time."

"most people would get a crate Dick"

"...I'm not most people."

"Yes I know hon." she calmed herself down and laid back onto the couch "I know youre being safe about it so I won't nag you but so help me if that baby gets hurt"

"she won't get hurt I promise. I'm overprotective towards her so she will be fine"

"I trust you Dick dont worry I was mostly just pulling your leg"

He sighed. "She's not going out many times, I only took her, I don't know, five times maybe? So yeah, she's doing well" he looked at her cats. "I believe they are safe too"

"They're so safe. I'll admit I take them out aswell but I feel like they can handle it sometimes better than I can. Theyre just my big scary dog privileges" she spoke in a baby voice which made Bud perk up from where he was laying and he sauntered over climbing onto the couch and flopping across her lap to which she rewarded with scratches

"yeah" he just stared at the cat, not really knowing what to do cause he didn't want to die but also he won't hurt him, at least he thought.

"He won't hurt you, Lou on the other hand. Lou might take a nibble but Bud here is a real sweetheart" she aggressive pet the cat's head as a demonstration to which Bud just purred

"oh, alright" he gently pet the cat on it's head. He was more stressed than scared.

Bud purred at the attention leaning into it and closing his eyes "aww he loves you"

He chuckled. "That's cool." He continued to gently rub the cat's head.

"do you want to stay on the couch tonight or the bed?" she had a feeling she knew what his answer was going to be but she wanted to give him the choice anyway

"couch is fine" he smiled while still stroking the cat. He actually preferred to sleep on the couch.

she moved Bud off of her lap to stand "Alright, let me get you some blankets and- one pillow or two?" Bud hopped right back up onto the couch to lay across Dick

He looked at the cat and didn't move for a second but eventually ge started scratching him again. "One is totally fine"

"One pillow it is then" she went to the other room and grabbed a couple soft blankets and a pillow bringing it back for Dick. She smiled when she saw him with Bud and gave the cat scritches "do you want me to keep them locked in my room for the night?"

"yeah you can take them. I don't think we'll fit on this couch" He laughed. Haley was taking half of the bed sometimes and she's 3 times smaller than Harley's Hyenas.

She laughed, "Bud would find a way." she whistled to get their attention and they both perked up and followed her as she pointed in her room. They went inside and she closed the doorblooking back to Dick, "Need anything else?"

He gave a thumbs up and smile d. "I'm good!" He layed down more comfortably and covered himself with the blanket.

she smiled and gave a thumbs up aswell, "alright if you need anything just knock and don't forget you pinky swore"

What will happen if I ate more pills then I should? Like it says "eat one two times a day" but let's say I ate three this morning. I'm not saying that I did it.

@dickgraysonfr

now why would you do that

you'll be ok, just dont go out and operate any machinery or patrol cause you might get dizzy and fuzzy.

"hey i already said its better than full pig" she put her hands up in surrender "i mean it. i still dont get why youd wanna go that way but yknow if youre happy i guess im happy"

"I just like helping people besides I'm a pretty good detective so why not using that?" He shrugged.

"I just feel like there's better ways to do so." she had never been a fan of cops especially those in gotham, they're useless "Are Bludhaven cops at least a little more competent?"

He thought for a moment. "Well they are better after I first joined the police, they weren't giving me a chance but I proved them wrong so now we do have better cops, I train some sometimes"

she sighed "well at least theyve got a good teacher now"

"Well, I haven't had any complaints yet." He ate some popcorn again after he spoke.

"that's because you're the Dick Grayson"

He chuckled. "Right. How long do you have your cats by the way?"

"I've had them for a long time now. Got them a couple years ago as a present from- you know who. Then when I got outta arkham I had to do a bit of a rescue mission for them."

"ohh okay" he looked at the cats who are sleeping and not fighting. "They are really cute but I think they are a bit troublemakers"

"they're just enjoying being loved for a change." she looked at them too, she really did love them to the ends of the earth. "i might let them get away with it too much but i cant help it, they deserve it"

"yeah I spoil Haley a little too, but not as much as Bruce. Sometimes I think he loves this dog more than me." He chuckled.

"I'd be more than happy to add to her spoils, she really is precious"

"I'm training her right now, she's doing great at this by the way"

she looked at him confused "you mean to tell me.."

"like sit or giving her paw, kinda high-five and where to hide when there is danger...unfortunately" he thought for a moment. "Also how to behave in public because she liked to run away when she was first with me but now she's not doing that."

"oh good for a second there i thought you meant you were training her to be a vigilante"

He just looked away without saying a word.

she knew that look. she turned and looked at him "Dick. you aren't"

"I-I mean she's a good helper!" He looked back at her but quickly turned away.

"what if she gets hurt!" she wasnt mad mostly just concerned for Haley. She let Bud and Lou go out fighting every now and then but they're hyenas

"she has a protective gear! And I'm by her side all the time" he really tried to explain. "I can't leave her alone all the time."

"most people would get a crate Dick"

"...I'm not most people."

"Yes I know hon." she calmed herself down and laid back onto the couch "I know youre being safe about it so I won't nag you but so help me if that baby gets hurt"

"she won't get hurt I promise. I'm overprotective towards her so she will be fine"

"I trust you Dick dont worry I was mostly just pulling your leg"

He sighed. "She's not going out many times, I only took her, I don't know, five times maybe? So yeah, she's doing well" he looked at her cats. "I believe they are safe too"

"They're so safe. I'll admit I take them out aswell but I feel like they can handle it sometimes better than I can. Theyre just my big scary dog privileges" she spoke in a baby voice which made Bud perk up from where he was laying and he sauntered over climbing onto the couch and flopping across her lap to which she rewarded with scratches

"yeah" he just stared at the cat, not really knowing what to do cause he didn't want to die but also he won't hurt him, at least he thought.

"He won't hurt you, Lou on the other hand. Lou might take a nibble but Bud here is a real sweetheart" she aggressive pet the cat's head as a demonstration to which Bud just purred

"oh, alright" he gently pet the cat on it's head. He was more stressed than scared.

Bud purred at the attention leaning into it and closing his eyes "aww he loves you"

He chuckled. "That's cool." He continued to gently rub the cat's head.

"do you want to stay on the couch tonight or the bed?" she had a feeling she knew what his answer was going to be but she wanted to give him the choice anyway

"couch is fine" he smiled while still stroking the cat. He actually preferred to sleep on the couch.

she moved Bud off of her lap to stand "Alright, let me get you some blankets and- one pillow or two?" Bud hopped right back up onto the couch to lay across Dick

He looked at the cat and didn't move for a second but eventually ge started scratching him again. "One is totally fine"

"One pillow it is then" she went to the other room and grabbed a couple soft blankets and a pillow bringing it back for Dick. She smiled when she saw him with Bud and gave the cat scritches "do you want me to keep them locked in my room for the night?"

"yeah you can take them. I don't think we'll fit on this couch" He laughed. Haley was taking half of the bed sometimes and she's 3 times smaller than Harley's Hyenas.

She laughed, "Bud would find a way." she whistled to get their attention and they both perked up and followed her as she pointed in her room. They went inside and she closed the doorblooking back to Dick, "Need anything else?"

What will happen if I ate more pills then I should? Like it says "eat one two times a day" but let's say I ate three this morning. I'm not saying that I did it.

@dickgraysonfr

now why would you do that

you'll be ok, just dont go out and operate any machinery or patrol cause you might get dizzy and fuzzy.

"hey i already said its better than full pig" she put her hands up in surrender "i mean it. i still dont get why youd wanna go that way but yknow if youre happy i guess im happy"

"I just like helping people besides I'm a pretty good detective so why not using that?" He shrugged.

"I just feel like there's better ways to do so." she had never been a fan of cops especially those in gotham, they're useless "Are Bludhaven cops at least a little more competent?"

He thought for a moment. "Well they are better after I first joined the police, they weren't giving me a chance but I proved them wrong so now we do have better cops, I train some sometimes"

she sighed "well at least theyve got a good teacher now"

"Well, I haven't had any complaints yet." He ate some popcorn again after he spoke.

"that's because you're the Dick Grayson"

He chuckled. "Right. How long do you have your cats by the way?"

"I've had them for a long time now. Got them a couple years ago as a present from- you know who. Then when I got outta arkham I had to do a bit of a rescue mission for them."

"ohh okay" he looked at the cats who are sleeping and not fighting. "They are really cute but I think they are a bit troublemakers"

"they're just enjoying being loved for a change." she looked at them too, she really did love them to the ends of the earth. "i might let them get away with it too much but i cant help it, they deserve it"

"yeah I spoil Haley a little too, but not as much as Bruce. Sometimes I think he loves this dog more than me." He chuckled.

"I'd be more than happy to add to her spoils, she really is precious"

"I'm training her right now, she's doing great at this by the way"

she looked at him confused "you mean to tell me.."

"like sit or giving her paw, kinda high-five and where to hide when there is danger...unfortunately" he thought for a moment. "Also how to behave in public because she liked to run away when she was first with me but now she's not doing that."

"oh good for a second there i thought you meant you were training her to be a vigilante"

He just looked away without saying a word.

she knew that look. she turned and looked at him "Dick. you aren't"

"I-I mean she's a good helper!" He looked back at her but quickly turned away.

"what if she gets hurt!" she wasnt mad mostly just concerned for Haley. She let Bud and Lou go out fighting every now and then but they're hyenas

"she has a protective gear! And I'm by her side all the time" he really tried to explain. "I can't leave her alone all the time."

"most people would get a crate Dick"

"...I'm not most people."

"Yes I know hon." she calmed herself down and laid back onto the couch "I know youre being safe about it so I won't nag you but so help me if that baby gets hurt"

"she won't get hurt I promise. I'm overprotective towards her so she will be fine"

"I trust you Dick dont worry I was mostly just pulling your leg"

He sighed. "She's not going out many times, I only took her, I don't know, five times maybe? So yeah, she's doing well" he looked at her cats. "I believe they are safe too"

"They're so safe. I'll admit I take them out aswell but I feel like they can handle it sometimes better than I can. Theyre just my big scary dog privileges" she spoke in a baby voice which made Bud perk up from where he was laying and he sauntered over climbing onto the couch and flopping across her lap to which she rewarded with scratches

"yeah" he just stared at the cat, not really knowing what to do cause he didn't want to die but also he won't hurt him, at least he thought.

"He won't hurt you, Lou on the other hand. Lou might take a nibble but Bud here is a real sweetheart" she aggressive pet the cat's head as a demonstration to which Bud just purred

"oh, alright" he gently pet the cat on it's head. He was more stressed than scared.

Bud purred at the attention leaning into it and closing his eyes "aww he loves you"

He chuckled. "That's cool." He continued to gently rub the cat's head.

"do you want to stay on the couch tonight or the bed?" she had a feeling she knew what his answer was going to be but she wanted to give him the choice anyway

"couch is fine" he smiled while still stroking the cat. He actually preferred to sleep on the couch.

she moved Bud off of her lap to stand "Alright, let me get you some blankets and- one pillow or two?" Bud hopped right back up onto the couch to lay across Dick

He looked at the cat and didn't move for a second but eventually ge started scratching him again. "One is totally fine"

"One pillow it is then" she went to the other room and grabbed a couple soft blankets and a pillow bringing it back for Dick. She smiled when she saw him with Bud and gave the cat scritches "do you want me to keep them locked in my room for the night?"

What will happen if I ate more pills then I should? Like it says "eat one two times a day" but let's say I ate three this morning. I'm not saying that I did it.

@dickgraysonfr

now why would you do that

you'll be ok, just dont go out and operate any machinery or patrol cause you might get dizzy and fuzzy.

"hey i already said its better than full pig" she put her hands up in surrender "i mean it. i still dont get why youd wanna go that way but yknow if youre happy i guess im happy"

"I just like helping people besides I'm a pretty good detective so why not using that?" He shrugged.

"I just feel like there's better ways to do so." she had never been a fan of cops especially those in gotham, they're useless "Are Bludhaven cops at least a little more competent?"

He thought for a moment. "Well they are better after I first joined the police, they weren't giving me a chance but I proved them wrong so now we do have better cops, I train some sometimes"

she sighed "well at least theyve got a good teacher now"

"Well, I haven't had any complaints yet." He ate some popcorn again after he spoke.

"that's because you're the Dick Grayson"

He chuckled. "Right. How long do you have your cats by the way?"

"I've had them for a long time now. Got them a couple years ago as a present from- you know who. Then when I got outta arkham I had to do a bit of a rescue mission for them."

"ohh okay" he looked at the cats who are sleeping and not fighting. "They are really cute but I think they are a bit troublemakers"

"they're just enjoying being loved for a change." she looked at them too, she really did love them to the ends of the earth. "i might let them get away with it too much but i cant help it, they deserve it"

"yeah I spoil Haley a little too, but not as much as Bruce. Sometimes I think he loves this dog more than me." He chuckled.

"I'd be more than happy to add to her spoils, she really is precious"

"I'm training her right now, she's doing great at this by the way"

she looked at him confused "you mean to tell me.."

"like sit or giving her paw, kinda high-five and where to hide when there is danger...unfortunately" he thought for a moment. "Also how to behave in public because she liked to run away when she was first with me but now she's not doing that."

"oh good for a second there i thought you meant you were training her to be a vigilante"

He just looked away without saying a word.

she knew that look. she turned and looked at him "Dick. you aren't"

"I-I mean she's a good helper!" He looked back at her but quickly turned away.

"what if she gets hurt!" she wasnt mad mostly just concerned for Haley. She let Bud and Lou go out fighting every now and then but they're hyenas

"she has a protective gear! And I'm by her side all the time" he really tried to explain. "I can't leave her alone all the time."

"most people would get a crate Dick"

"...I'm not most people."

"Yes I know hon." she calmed herself down and laid back onto the couch "I know youre being safe about it so I won't nag you but so help me if that baby gets hurt"

"she won't get hurt I promise. I'm overprotective towards her so she will be fine"

"I trust you Dick dont worry I was mostly just pulling your leg"

He sighed. "She's not going out many times, I only took her, I don't know, five times maybe? So yeah, she's doing well" he looked at her cats. "I believe they are safe too"

"They're so safe. I'll admit I take them out aswell but I feel like they can handle it sometimes better than I can. Theyre just my big scary dog privileges" she spoke in a baby voice which made Bud perk up from where he was laying and he sauntered over climbing onto the couch and flopping across her lap to which she rewarded with scratches

"yeah" he just stared at the cat, not really knowing what to do cause he didn't want to die but also he won't hurt him, at least he thought.

"He won't hurt you, Lou on the other hand. Lou might take a nibble but Bud here is a real sweetheart" she aggressive pet the cat's head as a demonstration to which Bud just purred

"oh, alright" he gently pet the cat on it's head. He was more stressed than scared.

Bud purred at the attention leaning into it and closing his eyes "aww he loves you"

He chuckled. "That's cool." He continued to gently rub the cat's head.

"do you want to stay on the couch tonight or the bed?" she had a feeling she knew what his answer was going to be but she wanted to give him the choice anyway

"couch is fine" he smiled while still stroking the cat. He actually preferred to sleep on the couch.

she moved Bud off of her lap to stand "Alright, let me get you some blankets and- one pillow or two?" Bud hopped right back up onto the couch to lay across Dick

What will happen if I ate more pills then I should? Like it says "eat one two times a day" but let's say I ate three this morning. I'm not saying that I did it.

@dickgraysonfr

now why would you do that

you'll be ok, just dont go out and operate any machinery or patrol cause you might get dizzy and fuzzy.

"hey i already said its better than full pig" she put her hands up in surrender "i mean it. i still dont get why youd wanna go that way but yknow if youre happy i guess im happy"

"I just like helping people besides I'm a pretty good detective so why not using that?" He shrugged.

"I just feel like there's better ways to do so." she had never been a fan of cops especially those in gotham, they're useless "Are Bludhaven cops at least a little more competent?"

He thought for a moment. "Well they are better after I first joined the police, they weren't giving me a chance but I proved them wrong so now we do have better cops, I train some sometimes"

she sighed "well at least theyve got a good teacher now"

"Well, I haven't had any complaints yet." He ate some popcorn again after he spoke.

"that's because you're the Dick Grayson"

He chuckled. "Right. How long do you have your cats by the way?"

"I've had them for a long time now. Got them a couple years ago as a present from- you know who. Then when I got outta arkham I had to do a bit of a rescue mission for them."

"ohh okay" he looked at the cats who are sleeping and not fighting. "They are really cute but I think they are a bit troublemakers"

"they're just enjoying being loved for a change." she looked at them too, she really did love them to the ends of the earth. "i might let them get away with it too much but i cant help it, they deserve it"

"yeah I spoil Haley a little too, but not as much as Bruce. Sometimes I think he loves this dog more than me." He chuckled.

"I'd be more than happy to add to her spoils, she really is precious"

"I'm training her right now, she's doing great at this by the way"

she looked at him confused "you mean to tell me.."

"like sit or giving her paw, kinda high-five and where to hide when there is danger...unfortunately" he thought for a moment. "Also how to behave in public because she liked to run away when she was first with me but now she's not doing that."

"oh good for a second there i thought you meant you were training her to be a vigilante"

He just looked away without saying a word.

she knew that look. she turned and looked at him "Dick. you aren't"

"I-I mean she's a good helper!" He looked back at her but quickly turned away.

"what if she gets hurt!" she wasnt mad mostly just concerned for Haley. She let Bud and Lou go out fighting every now and then but they're hyenas

"she has a protective gear! And I'm by her side all the time" he really tried to explain. "I can't leave her alone all the time."

"most people would get a crate Dick"

"...I'm not most people."

"Yes I know hon." she calmed herself down and laid back onto the couch "I know youre being safe about it so I won't nag you but so help me if that baby gets hurt"

"she won't get hurt I promise. I'm overprotective towards her so she will be fine"

"I trust you Dick dont worry I was mostly just pulling your leg"

He sighed. "She's not going out many times, I only took her, I don't know, five times maybe? So yeah, she's doing well" he looked at her cats. "I believe they are safe too"

"They're so safe. I'll admit I take them out aswell but I feel like they can handle it sometimes better than I can. Theyre just my big scary dog privileges" she spoke in a baby voice which made Bud perk up from where he was laying and he sauntered over climbing onto the couch and flopping across her lap to which she rewarded with scratches

"yeah" he just stared at the cat, not really knowing what to do cause he didn't want to die but also he won't hurt him, at least he thought.

"He won't hurt you, Lou on the other hand. Lou might take a nibble but Bud here is a real sweetheart" she aggressive pet the cat's head as a demonstration to which Bud just purred

"oh, alright" he gently pet the cat on it's head. He was more stressed than scared.

Bud purred at the attention leaning into it and closing his eyes "aww he loves you"

He chuckled. "That's cool." He continued to gently rub the cat's head.

"do you want to stay on the couch tonight or the bed?" she had a feeling she knew what his answer was going to be but she wanted to give him the choice anyway

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now why would you do that

you'll be ok, just dont go out and operate any machinery or patrol cause you might get dizzy and fuzzy.

"hey i already said its better than full pig" she put her hands up in surrender "i mean it. i still dont get why youd wanna go that way but yknow if youre happy i guess im happy"

"I just like helping people besides I'm a pretty good detective so why not using that?" He shrugged.

"I just feel like there's better ways to do so." she had never been a fan of cops especially those in gotham, they're useless "Are Bludhaven cops at least a little more competent?"

He thought for a moment. "Well they are better after I first joined the police, they weren't giving me a chance but I proved them wrong so now we do have better cops, I train some sometimes"

she sighed "well at least theyve got a good teacher now"

"Well, I haven't had any complaints yet." He ate some popcorn again after he spoke.

"that's because you're the Dick Grayson"

He chuckled. "Right. How long do you have your cats by the way?"

"I've had them for a long time now. Got them a couple years ago as a present from- you know who. Then when I got outta arkham I had to do a bit of a rescue mission for them."

"ohh okay" he looked at the cats who are sleeping and not fighting. "They are really cute but I think they are a bit troublemakers"

"they're just enjoying being loved for a change." she looked at them too, she really did love them to the ends of the earth. "i might let them get away with it too much but i cant help it, they deserve it"

"yeah I spoil Haley a little too, but not as much as Bruce. Sometimes I think he loves this dog more than me." He chuckled.

"I'd be more than happy to add to her spoils, she really is precious"

"I'm training her right now, she's doing great at this by the way"

she looked at him confused "you mean to tell me.."

"like sit or giving her paw, kinda high-five and where to hide when there is danger...unfortunately" he thought for a moment. "Also how to behave in public because she liked to run away when she was first with me but now she's not doing that."

"oh good for a second there i thought you meant you were training her to be a vigilante"

He just looked away without saying a word.

she knew that look. she turned and looked at him "Dick. you aren't"

"I-I mean she's a good helper!" He looked back at her but quickly turned away.

"what if she gets hurt!" she wasnt mad mostly just concerned for Haley. She let Bud and Lou go out fighting every now and then but they're hyenas

"she has a protective gear! And I'm by her side all the time" he really tried to explain. "I can't leave her alone all the time."

"most people would get a crate Dick"

"...I'm not most people."

"Yes I know hon." she calmed herself down and laid back onto the couch "I know youre being safe about it so I won't nag you but so help me if that baby gets hurt"

"she won't get hurt I promise. I'm overprotective towards her so she will be fine"

"I trust you Dick dont worry I was mostly just pulling your leg"

He sighed. "She's not going out many times, I only took her, I don't know, five times maybe? So yeah, she's doing well" he looked at her cats. "I believe they are safe too"

"They're so safe. I'll admit I take them out aswell but I feel like they can handle it sometimes better than I can. Theyre just my big scary dog privileges" she spoke in a baby voice which made Bud perk up from where he was laying and he sauntered over climbing onto the couch and flopping across her lap to which she rewarded with scratches

"yeah" he just stared at the cat, not really knowing what to do cause he didn't want to die but also he won't hurt him, at least he thought.

"He won't hurt you, Lou on the other hand. Lou might take a nibble but Bud here is a real sweetheart" she aggressive pet the cat's head as a demonstration to which Bud just purred

"oh, alright" he gently pet the cat on it's head. He was more stressed than scared.

Bud purred at the attention leaning into it and closing his eyes "aww he loves you"

HIIIIIIIIIIIII

its me again

is it okay if i bite you? not the hurting type?

depends who me is, I have a short memort

What will happen if I ate more pills then I should? Like it says "eat one two times a day" but let's say I ate three this morning. I'm not saying that I did it.

@dickgraysonfr

now why would you do that

you'll be ok, just dont go out and operate any machinery or patrol cause you might get dizzy and fuzzy.

"hey i already said its better than full pig" she put her hands up in surrender "i mean it. i still dont get why youd wanna go that way but yknow if youre happy i guess im happy"

"I just like helping people besides I'm a pretty good detective so why not using that?" He shrugged.

"I just feel like there's better ways to do so." she had never been a fan of cops especially those in gotham, they're useless "Are Bludhaven cops at least a little more competent?"

He thought for a moment. "Well they are better after I first joined the police, they weren't giving me a chance but I proved them wrong so now we do have better cops, I train some sometimes"

she sighed "well at least theyve got a good teacher now"

"Well, I haven't had any complaints yet." He ate some popcorn again after he spoke.

"that's because you're the Dick Grayson"

He chuckled. "Right. How long do you have your cats by the way?"

"I've had them for a long time now. Got them a couple years ago as a present from- you know who. Then when I got outta arkham I had to do a bit of a rescue mission for them."

"ohh okay" he looked at the cats who are sleeping and not fighting. "They are really cute but I think they are a bit troublemakers"

"they're just enjoying being loved for a change." she looked at them too, she really did love them to the ends of the earth. "i might let them get away with it too much but i cant help it, they deserve it"

"yeah I spoil Haley a little too, but not as much as Bruce. Sometimes I think he loves this dog more than me." He chuckled.

"I'd be more than happy to add to her spoils, she really is precious"

"I'm training her right now, she's doing great at this by the way"

she looked at him confused "you mean to tell me.."

"like sit or giving her paw, kinda high-five and where to hide when there is danger...unfortunately" he thought for a moment. "Also how to behave in public because she liked to run away when she was first with me but now she's not doing that."

"oh good for a second there i thought you meant you were training her to be a vigilante"

He just looked away without saying a word.

she knew that look. she turned and looked at him "Dick. you aren't"

"I-I mean she's a good helper!" He looked back at her but quickly turned away.

"what if she gets hurt!" she wasnt mad mostly just concerned for Haley. She let Bud and Lou go out fighting every now and then but they're hyenas

"she has a protective gear! And I'm by her side all the time" he really tried to explain. "I can't leave her alone all the time."

"most people would get a crate Dick"

"...I'm not most people."

"Yes I know hon." she calmed herself down and laid back onto the couch "I know youre being safe about it so I won't nag you but so help me if that baby gets hurt"

"she won't get hurt I promise. I'm overprotective towards her so she will be fine"

"I trust you Dick dont worry I was mostly just pulling your leg"

He sighed. "She's not going out many times, I only took her, I don't know, five times maybe? So yeah, she's doing well" he looked at her cats. "I believe they are safe too"

"They're so safe. I'll admit I take them out aswell but I feel like they can handle it sometimes better than I can. Theyre just my big scary dog privileges" she spoke in a baby voice which made Bud perk up from where he was laying and he sauntered over climbing onto the couch and flopping across her lap to which she rewarded with scratches

"yeah" he just stared at the cat, not really knowing what to do cause he didn't want to die but also he won't hurt him, at least he thought.