Was thinking earlier about those two guys who I've seen do the really stylized Harry and Kim cosplay online and I was like, "man that's sick, I'd love to see other DE characters get cosplayed more"
And that thought turned into, "which characters would be cool to see? Cuno would be funny... Evrart would definitely be recognizable"
And THAT thought turned into, "Fuck me I would love to see a 1:1 Garte cosplayer dancing to disco music"
I know I made that Pacific Rim 2 post about the precursors crushing on Hermann because drifting is a two way street like a week or so back but I wanted to expand on it specifically in the direction of fanfiction
Because while my initial thought was funny, the thought of it in actual practice lends itself so well to both comedy and hurt comfort
Precursors: Nyaarg! Foiled again! We must retreat back into the breach!
"Can we take that cute angry guy with us?"
"Fuck yeah we're taking him with us"
So like a massive kaiju opens the lid of the shatterdome like a barbie playset or some shit and carefully plucks Hermann out (who is screaming and shouting and he KNOWS this is somehow Newt's fault)
MEANWHILE the precursors get completely pushed off the wheel in Newt's brain*, so he's stuck in the naughty chair screaming and crying and throwing up like THEY'RE TAKING MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA THIS FUCKING CHAIIRRRRR
*"Hey noone tell that gay ass scientist we're taking Herms with us"
Newt, who has been trapped in the corners of his mind for like a decade: what did you just fucking call him*
Or, you could take the route of a complete rewrite of Uprising (audience applause) and have Newt:
drift with the brain, precursors invade his mind, and then they try to force Hermann to drift to have a better chance with their plans (I may be a sucker for evil Hermann but also the idea of both of them being possessed and being constantly worried about each other and them trying to figure out how to tell when the other is possessed so they can talk to each other to try and save themselves and the world ahhhhh)
And you fuckers thought I was done there but no
Newt gets possessed and does the ten year separation (GUYS WE CAN'T BE THINKING ABOUT HERMANN ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TO CONQUER EARTH. I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS. LET'S JUST LEAVE)
and when they meet again, the precursors see him smile and so happy to see Newt again and are like, ?????? fuck, I guess ten years wasn't enough? whatever, we can destroy earth but leave a little house for the two of us???
Precursor with big evil crown on its head, rubbing its hand together evilly: hee hee its time for plan P
other precursors: what's plan P
Precursor: polycule
Do you think the drift would make the precursors experience Newt's feelings about Hermann so they would in turn gain those feelings or do you think they would experience that emotion and get addicted to it, making them think that THEY love Hermann and not Newt cause Imma be honest Im a sucker for it either way
Ok but being dead serious my playthrough of Disco Elysium was fucked not because I got a bad ending, but because when I started looking into fanart and fanfic after the fact, I learned about the Pale for the first time.
Somehow I COMPLETELY missed everything about the Pale like I wonder if I accidentally missed a line of dialogue. I think you learn about it through Soona and Joyce, which I happened to not talk to Joyce or help her as well as not finish the church side quest because I kept failing the freezer skill checks (LIKE THREE OR FOUR TIMES LOL)
So here I come into tumblr, having a good time about two detective homies and BOOM. Fog of unpleasantness. Still don't really know what it is tbh but as a TMA fan my thought immediately went to the Lonely
Anyways I started writing a fic where Harry stays over at Kim's apartment for the night and when Kim wakes up, he discovers Harry exhaling fog in his sleep. Living room covered in fog. A white line with red, blue, purple, and yellow bubbles circles Harry's head like a halo. Kim wakes Harry up and everything disappears.
I don't know what to put in the middle, but I want the fic climax ending to be that Kim and Harry go to the edge of the Pale because they figure whatever is going on can only be deduced by the source (they have no other ideas, the fog has been getting worse when Harry sleeps, and some of Harry's memories from after Martinaise are gone)
Harry and Kim talk, then Harry freezes, starts walking into the Pale in a trance. The white halo is back, the colored bubbles popping above his head frantically. Harry's skills have no idea what's happening, and are unable to stop Harry.
The bubbles grow and pop like plastic easter eggs, dropping small humanoid figures. Harry's skills have been kicked out of his head (love the idea of his skills being in the real world, but the idea hit me at 6 AM that instead of being human sized or even them having different sizes, the skills would all be mouse sized. like a cartoon angel and devil on your shoulder. Except there's 24 of them and they look really fucked up)
Harry's skills are all just aspects of Harry. So obviously they crowd at Kim's feet asking for help (UPPIES GIVE US UPPIES) ((Kim fits as many as he can into his pockets. The leftovers ride on his shoulders and in his hands))
Kim goes into the Pale after Harry. He's kinda freaking out because he's being confronted with real proof that Harry is telling the truth about voices in his head. And also Harry could very well disappear, meaning he'd lose another partner.
Whatever is happening to Harry might not even have a solution, but Kim can't entertain that thought.
Anyways I've been toying with the ending and so far I've got, "Kim rescues Harry with the power of friendship and/or love" because sad endings make me sad (bars)
Kim taking Harry's hand to lead him back home. The Pale parts for him, trying to keep its clutches on Harry in the process, but with a sharp look, the fog slinks back. (gay)
anyways this is just ONE fanfic idea I have if anyone wants to talk about Disco Elysium fanfic ideas or whatever for the love of ANTYHING MESSAGE ME I NEED TO TALKKKK
I don't know why I've been thinking about Hunter X Hunter recently cause I haven't even touched it in so long but I do have to say I find it very funny how my thoughts can be boiled down to:
"Man they did Leorio fucking dirty the whole damn time"
Was thinking about Gon in the hospital and like. From a writing standpoint look at it like this. It hadn't shown Leorio for a while. We know he's studying to be a doctor. Why the fuck did we not take the route of "Leorio is reintroduced and has learned some healing nen and at least ATTEMPTS to try and heal Gon". What we got was fucking Leorio runs for president and his campaign runs off of punching Ging in the face which is fucking funny but come on man
Like fuck you. Here's another Killua sibling who is extremely powerful who would have guessed it and she can grant wishes (I do like her character but come on you really expect us to just sit down and accept that essentially Killua saves the day because of his magical sister and not Leorio who's WHOLE CHARACTER ARC IS ABOUT GAINING WEALTH TO HEAL THOSE WHO CAN'T AFFORD IT???
AND THEN YOU PUT HIM IN A SITUATION WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH WEALTH HE HAS, BECAUSE ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS IS IN SUCH A BAD CONDITION THAT THERE'S LITTLE TO NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO AND AAAAAAAAAA
His whole backstory pushed him to become a doctor. He's put into a situation where another one of his friends is sick but this time he has the means to heal. But he can't. He can't and no one else can and they didn't even give Leorio anything at all fuck you Hunter X Hunter
trying to write a fic where Deadman and Higgs meet after the first game but I keep laughing because every dialogue I come up with essentially boils down to:
Higgs: yeah heh me and Sam kinda got a history (thinking about their fistfight in a gay way)
Deadman: oh :( ... I thought Sam and I had a special friendship. He hugged me, you see and-
Higgs: he fucking what
LIKE I don't ship Higgs and Sam but I like the idea that Higgs has a crush on him and Sam just fucking hates him
I mean who in universe DOESN'T have a crush on Sam you see this fucking guy carrying a whole tower of packages, going up a steep ass hill like its nothing and its like.... wow......... Sam Porter BridgesTM.......
Deadman ABSOLUTELY has a crush on Sam and I like the idea that Sam CAN'T STOP thinking about Deadman after he basically ghosts the whole world but they're both too stupid to figure themselves out
BUT THEN Higgs and Deadman hang out for a while and Higgs is like "Hm I see why Sam likes you hee hee can I get a checkup doc ;)" and Deadman is like "Sam PLEASE help"
I keep deleting this next bit but I'm laughing too hard thinking about it. Higgs using crayon and paper to figure out the best positions for everyone in the threesome. He keeps asking Deadman for his opinion.
Higgs: I think you would be best in the middle, don't you think?
Just finished Death Stranding for the first time! I enjoyed it a lot and wish I had tried it sooner. I let a lot of online opinions shape my thoughts on the game before I had a chance to judge it myself (now, not saying it was perfect, Hideo Kojima, but I did have fun lol).
Fuckin love you Deadman. Wish he and Higgs had met idk why I feel like that would have been funny.
Love that when I look up the Benji Dunn tag on here it shows me an unlimited number of posts of that gif of him and Ethan's foreheads touching, only to watch the movie and find out that it got cut. Guys. Where is the outrage. I'm fucking pissed.
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