storm hammer

thor odinson, prince of asgardia, avenger. [[closed account for the fight as one group]]

[thorvaenn]

Fortunately, I am mighty.

[rescue-49]

Pepper had been staring at the cup of coffee for a solid two minuets now before even looking up,”Fuck. Sorry, hi there.” 

[hridhammar]

“Just be glad Jane has Torunn for once, and thus there is not a four-year-old around to hear you say fuck,” Thor chuckled. “How are you, Pepper? It’s been too long.”

[hridhammar]

silverxsable‌:

“How old is your daughter?” 

“She is four. But she has her mother’s brain.”

[hridhammar]

silverxsable‌:

“Have you ever met a ‘How to Parent’ book?” 

“Those books were not written with my daughter in mind.”

[hridhammar]

silverxsable‌:

“Then perhaps you should not let a four year old walk all over you?” 

“Have you met my daughter?”

[hridhammar]

“I am very tired right now. Torunn decided that turning four is an event worth celebrating a full week.”

[hridhammar]

rescue-49‌:

“She’s four, Thor,” She says dryly and looks over at Thor,”She’s more sensible than Tony.” 

“Not yet, she’s not.” Thor tweaks his daughter’s nose as she giggles. “You don’t get to be a big girl until you have your birthday.”

“But can has cookies?”

“Can make cookies,” Thor reminded her. “And for the record, Pepper, she is exactly as sensible as Tony. So enjoy that.”

[hridhammar]

rescue-49‌:

“The hammer is a lot of responsibility, Torunn,” Pepper kneels down to the girl’s eye level. “Your dad just wants you to be safe. Everyone would be very sad if you got hurt.”

The toddler pouts for a moment before nodding. “I want cookies,” she declared with a quivering lip.

Thor considers, then sighs. “You can make cookies, but you can only eat them if your aunt says so.” He looks at Pepper gravely. “Do not let her have her way without a fight.”

[hridhammar]

rescue-49‌:

Of course, the toddler of the house would be worthy of her father’s hammer. That made about as much sense as anything else did.  “Torunn, sweetie. Maybe if you give your father back his hammer. Maybe we can go make some cookies.” 

“Hamma time!” Torunn laughs, landing on the couch. Thor pries the hammer from her chubby fingers and folds his arms, looking at her disappointedly.

“You are about to be four years old, young lady—”

“Big girl!”

“And while, yes, that makes you a big girl, you are not big enough for Hammer Time yet,” he finished, looking to Pepper for support. “And I’m not sure if I should let you have cookies with Aunt Pepper.”

[hridhammar]

rescue-49‌:

“I thought you were the only one who could lift said hammer?” 

“Anyone whom the hammer deems worthy may wield her and apparently, my daughter is worth— Torunn, drop it!” Thor tries to grab his daughter as she zips past on his hammer, giggling madly.

“Odin’s beard...”

[thorfosterlove]

Thor and Jane in Thor: The Dark World Alternate Ending/Deleted Scene

THE KISS THAT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

[couldbetricky]

     “That seems…unlikely.”

[hridhammar]

“And yet, here we stand.”

[hridhammar]

“No one panic, but....”

“The toddler has the hammer.”

[hridhammar]

akaherosandwich‌:

“I’ll try not to show up on your doorstep with any more emergencies. Or any more newshounds,” Jessica promised, the closest she would get to expressing proper thanks. She ran a hand over Dani’s soft head as the infant flexed her tiny digits at the sensation of Thor pulling his hair away.

“Rhythm, huh? Luke’s got more rhythm than I do. He’s very proud she inherited his strong black genes,” she said, recalling his pride on the day of Danielle’s birth. “I’m still trying to bounce back…downstairs.”

Jessica quieted as she too took a sip of her drink. “I have other adjustments to make. Mostly trying to make sure I don’t make the same mistakes my mother and Dorothy Walker made with me. Still haven’t gotten the maternal instincts figured out.”

“I certainly know that struggle. As much respect as I owe my father, I can’t deny that he overlooked some vital parts of raising my brother and me.” Thor grimaced, thinking of just how wide the chasm between his family now ran. “Our mother did her best to compensate for that, but clearly it wasn’t enough.”

“HI, DAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYY!” Torunn shouted, running past them with two fists of smashed cheesecake waving around, and Thor could not help but chuckle and shake his head.

“She’s going to be four soon. I don’t know where the time went.”

[magnetolurgy]

i’ve also seen thor: ragnarok 5 times so far and i’m a pathetic fool for absolutely everything it is

[donske]

Thor: The Dark World (2013) dir. Alan Taylor

[hridhammar]

madeformischief‌:

“Well, but you were prepared the next time it happened. I like to think I was simply preparing you for your current role as hero and doer of good deeds. One must stay on one’s toes, dear brother, if one wants to stay alive.” Rolling his eyes at the comment about ‘Jellicle cats’, Loki transformed himself into one of the abominations and sprang forward like a snake. “Boo!”

Cackling as he pulled back, the stones passed through his illusion and he returned to his true form. “You really do take all the fun out of things. Have you considered cutting your hair? You’re beginning to resemble one of those baristas with unoriginal tattoos and facial piercings.”

“I’ve been growing it out since Torunn gave up on pulling people’s hair.” Thor rolled his eyes and swatted at his brother. “And your capacity for pettiness and childishness never ceases to amaze me. Doesn’t it get exhausting?”