Imbrandonfarris : google translate makes … sentence starters pt 2
“You’re not getting whiskey!”
“Great question, average insult.”
“I stepped in the bananas again.”
“It’s a lot easier if you just watch.”
“Oh, now I buttered my computer.”
“Aren’t I just the little party platter?”
“What camera angle does life use?”
“Well, there’s only 7 ways to find out.”
“Don’t you dare invite him, ever again.”
“You learn something wrong everyday.”
“Is that what I look like in the sun? Gross.”
“I don’t think my thermostat goes that high.”
“We’re making donuts, it’s not that serious.”
“I don’t think peanut butter can reach 375 degrees.”
“’THE’ is now an appropriate measurement for baking.”
“It’s not very intimidating when only one knuckle cracks.”
”We’ll come back to the mingling thing in a couple weeks.”
“And here we are, the present, that’s why they call it a gift.”
“Kinda looks like a vampire bite. I kinda look like a vampire.”
“That peanut butter is heating to the temperature of the sun.”
“It smells good for being nearly none of the right ingredients.”
“No one told me you could be both of those things at the same time.”
“If there’s one thing I know about pie… it’s that it doesn’t look like this.”
“I’m almost certain there’s a mild case of salmonella on this countertop.”
“I have a feeling if I eat this, it’s gonna come out the exact same way it went in.”
“If you’re anything like me… I’m sorry, you’re short and people must think you’re weird.”
“Two whiskey-whiskeys? It’s like 10 in the morning. How about we start with some water-waters?”
