absjakdk this was such a noble persuit,,,, i was a dumbass and read the first 5000 pages in a few days, then didnt read at all for like two weeks, then read the other 3000 in a couple days ABKDNSKSKD my sleep schedule was fucked
that’s really how it be sometimes 😔
yeah for me it was like, i played hiveswap at the end of march, which made me read through fucking over 3000 pages in what seemed like a DAY. then i dropped it for 3 months then read through everything else, also in like a few days. i was DESPERATELY sleep deprived for that entire week, oof.
anyways hell yeah, us binge reading hs and fucking up sleeping 🤝
my friends... today’s the day. today, homestuck ENDS.
oh yeah. that’ll show lord english. really tell him who’s the boss around here. mmhm good job.
finally... she can be Soft again. (:
THE REUNION AGHH
they’re so HAPPY LOOK AT THEM,
*hangs my arm over your shoulder and leans in real close, but like in a bro way
SOMEONE PLEASE GET HIM HIS PANTS ALREADY
oh god,,
oh my god,,,, that’s the best Dad Hug i’ve ever fucking seen,,,,
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS
INTENSE PM
look it’s a long video and making a separate post last time took way too long, so just know the entire time, i’m just sitting there, grinning like an idiot
oh but this... this punched me right in the fucking heart. every time.
1. the fucking,, windchimes playing, looking out at the sky, seeing the title above the clouds, and walking through john’s new home... punched yet again
2. i heard that the site updated a bunch of stuff recently, fixing old errors and other stuff, but since then it’s not let me play any flashes?? like, at all. usually it gives me the youtube video/gif and has an option above to switch to the flash version, but now that option is just gone entirely?? also going back to other interactive pages, meenah’s walkaround area is fine, but not jane’s planet?? hello???
yes. i’m including the credits video. it’s very cute and makes me happy (:
and so... that’s it. that’s homestuck. a tale about a boy and his friends and a game they played together. about 8,000 pages.
it’s... it’s been fun. i’ve gotta say, i’ve just generally had a lot of fun since i got into homestuck earlier this year. lol, the first hs content i consumed was playing hiveswap, of all things. played through it, loved the characters, the setting, the whole vibe of it all, and decided, yknow what, why don’t i give that old cringey webcomic a try? and i think, maybe, that was a good idea. since then i’ve made some new friends, had a blast talking through stuff like classpects and parts of the game, and even now, i just started a MSPFA!! i actually started posting a story about some ocs of mine!!! who would’ve thought that’s what i’d be doing at the start of the year?
anyways, what i’m trying to say is, it’s been really nice having something to think about, taking up all the space in my brain all day, during a time like this. i’ve enjoyed being able to think of these characters, their world, their stories, instead of my own, for a little while. and uh, from what i’ve heard from some long-time fans, something about this series just has its way of really sticking in your head for a while, lmao.
OH FUCKING. HEY! didn’t expect to see you uh, all the way out here??
first of all: how the fuck did you just, fly all the way out here, second of all: do you like, need some help??
*glares at epilogues/hs^2
🥺🥺 <3
first a SMOOCH
then a STAB
*fucking EXPLODES with hearts and heart eye emojis,,
haha happy reunion times!!! friendship!!! hugs all around!!!
W H A T
DORKS DORKS DORKS DORKS DORKS
he is Here
and he’s PISSED
hold on look at karkat’s face, fuck he’s CUTE,-
...holy shit.
puppy is ANGERY
hoLY SHIT, fucking LOOK AT THIS. who would’ve expected art like this coming a comic that started out, well, how it did.
my adorable boy i fuckin,, love u,,,
OH AND THE SQUAD IS STANCED UP
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my GOD- okay seeing as this a whole 18 minute video, i’m just gonna be like, liveblogging my reactions? alright here we go:
*edit: lol there was no fucking way i’d fit everything onto the end of this post. so, there’s a lil bonus for ya (:
roxy you badass, i love you,,,,,,,,,,
dad must have been crazy confused about everything, but he still just fucking, punched through a wall and started beating people’s asses. king.
OH NO YOU KNOW I’M WEAK FOR PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS-
...and, somehow, even jack himself gets a semi-happy ending. good for him, i guess?
just compare the detail and lighting of the statue to the air balloons in the back. the dichotomy of the homestuck art style
SHOW THEM HUGGING, YOU COWARD.
oh my god we’re here we’re here we’re HERE
all you need in life is: SWORDS,
jbasgljkdgbafgvj
oh god, he’s gonna get into it,,
5 pages later:
... ouch
...
*glares at ult!dirk
,
the virgin bro strider vs the chad post-scratch dave
🥺🥺🥺
this has been my desktop background for a few months now, sometimes i just kinda, sit and look at it.
that’s the most offended i’ve ever seen dave. like, his entire CHARACTER is basically “being the cool guy” and someone comes along and says, that he’s not???
AAHVGJKSHVAGLBKJDHBSVLJSOVHJAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM PRESENTLY. FEELING EMOTIONS. WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE NOW.
...i’ve calmed down a bit, so now we can get back to the, actual comic. orb time!!
day 77? i’m reading homestuck at 7am when i haven’t slept yet? is this just how my life is now?
the reason why you gotta take a bitch swimming on the first date-
they’re literally the evil kermit pic
oof, dont you just hate being vaporized by the mother of all monsters? #relatable
...ouch,
oh but suddenly, a friend arrives !!!
and with a very special present !!!!!!!
i LOVE them holding HANDS
kanaya, no, it’s not the time right now for vampire shenanigans
me: *furiously writes down notes on their analysis of their own aspects to use on my ocs later*
it’s rare to see karkat so open like this, but. man. i love him.
oh yeah i’ll protect you sure *immediately knocks him the fuck out*
but then she gives him headpats so everything’s forgiven (:
rose is S U F F E R I N G
so wait jasprosesprite is actually... the first Ultimate self?? fascinating
sorry WHAT
and suddenly, they have legs?? yeah, sure, why not
aw jasprose loves her (:(:
i’ve mentioned it on another account, and maybe this one before, but when either of them are drawn as just a plain white silhouette with the big ol glasses, it always makes me lose my shit. i love them so MUCH/
jake is just, unimpressed
and there she goes, into the void... 100% going to go bring back nepeta.
ok so i know i’ve mentioned something being my “favorite part in the whole comic” like a million times by now but, these two talking, here on this rooftop, is legitimately my favorite. i’ve reread their convos so many times by now, it just. agh i loVE THEM
even if, they uhh, arent really “saying” much yet
you nerd just talk to him already, it’s so AWKWARD HERE,,,
look at roxy showing off her best friend (:
now these two get it
wow you just, instantly jinxed yourself. good job, (vriska).
oh what i wouldnt give for another wacky johnsprite
by god she does say a Lot of Things
(:
he’s, uh... he’s going through some stuff. yknow how it is
[shit fuck i hit the image limit again. why do i do this, there isnt even that much for me to like, talk about.]
so basically this is all just Prime Dave Content™️
UHHHH WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. ROSESPRITE>??????
yeah MOOD
real smooth, karkat. you absolutely destroyed her. totally
:D
wow ok you just, yeah. i mean he’s right
holy shit man you have a problem
its fucking what, 6am, and this shit is actually making me laugh out loud, STOP
they sit (:
god i finally got through all that, now its time for like, actual things to start happening again
amazing, insulting dave AND yourself at the same time. impressive
remember when jack was the major antagonist? now there’s like, at least 3 of them, and pretty much none of them are even worth talking about. they’ll just kinda, be there
KJBGSKAJBGAKLJBJBAKBLJKHL
you,,,,,
YOU’RE FUCKING, TOO SWEET, WHAT THE FUCK,,,,
his name is fucking FOUR letters long, how are you having THIS much trouble with it
the wallet and the 8-ball... together they can hold an entire fucking PLANET. what the FUCK
soon it’s time for things to Happen
what the actual Fuck is up with that gun
OH SUDDEN STRIDER REUNION. there’s just, a lot of, issues between these two that i cant wait to get to
oops there they go
OH FUCK YES A LIGHT SLIDE
*pop*
):
[ah. i seem to have hit the image limit once again. how the fuck do i keep doing this surely there isnt that much to talk about-]
it’s day 75 and holy shit it just dawned on me how close to end we are,,,
under a read more bc this post got so long tumblr literally wouldnt let me edit it anymore and i dont wanna murder someone’s dashboard
oh god why did this send chills down my spine, it’s just fucking VRISKA showing up again
me to my friends: did you know homestuck has a lot of music along with it? there’s some really beautiful stuff, real tear-jerking pieces, love it- and, uh, it can be, i guess, creative sometimes, -
VINE??????
“what’s homestuck? is it like a book or comic or a game-” “haha it sure is something (:”
jake got mad that caliborn was beating up dirk and LITERALLY FUCKING HOPE-SPLODES
UH HUH
oh no the souls get SUCKED
i am livid that lil cal is legitimately the most important character in the entire fucking series. lil cal is responsible for literally every single bad and evil thing to happen in this comic. FUCKING. LIL CAL. THE PUPPET. THIS MUSIC IS NOT HELPING ME CALM DOWN
OH nevermind, we got the vriskagram. this makes me go (: [fun fact: this is bookmarked in my hs folder as <3<3]
THE GANG’S ALL HERE, almost-
tavros, you cant just,, break the panel layout like that,,, cmon man
(;
GUYS,,,,
ah there’s the karkat we all know and love
AND SO THEY FINALLY ARRIVE-
(oh god of fuck he’s here he’s really here, uhh shit what do i say uhhhhh) “sup (:”
ma’am, why are your lips,, like that,,,
:D
hug (:(:(:(:(:(:
terezi, you,,,,,
:D :D :D :D :D
jake, my boy, i fuckign love u,,,,,
BEST BROS REUNION
B U N P
i also have this bookmarked as “chats (:”, and i’ve just kinda gone through this a few times when i want a lil smile (:
the first thing you say to the guy after all this time is “i had a crush on you but now i dont, totally, absolutely the truth. we’re chill and we’re bros. cool.”
......,,,,
s u f f e r i n g
of course that’s what gets your fucking attention
PLEASE stop having fun writing and character interactions, this post is already so long i LITERALLY CANT EVEN EDIT IT ANYMORE-
[seriously i think i hit the image limit, to add something to this post i gotta go back and delete something else. ):]
(:
kanaya pls i’ll hire you
you cant just drop that in the middle of conversation and just IGNORE IT-
jake, my boy,
okay tumblr literally isnt letting me edit the post anymore, so even thought i had MORE TO SAY, that’s it, oops
well its not technically day 71 but... day 71. bite me.
john. look at her. can’t you tell she’s 100% perfectly fine n dandy?
HEADBUTT THE EGBERT
FIX THIS SHIT, NOW
oh the trollsonas... did jade just give herself bigger, longer versions of her own ears
also i’m digging this short hair jade
perhaps it’s more than just “looks”
oh of course terezi had to loot the DEAD CORPSE of a dear friend to take her sparkly red shoes. makes sense
oh if only you could have seen game over
):
terezi: people are DEAD stop being STRAIGHT
:tereziThink:
oh john you nerd
mind powers ACTIVATE
-and, uh. deactivate, i guess
:egbertSad:
oh this style is so cute n soft, i love it
):):):
oh no no no jade dont you fucking dare start that
WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR INTERMISSIONS AROUND HERE JADE, even if the consort friends are very cute and good ):<
the planet...
oh, calliope,,,
O: !!! and THATS where every little drop of oil throughout the ENTIRE comic is from, thats why i was surprised and brought it up a few times, because it all happened right here, on page 7090.
this shit... hits different. also its just, [S] John: Play haunting piano organ refrain.
and so, they walk, through the now cleansed planet.
DAY 70. NO I DID NOT MISS A DAY YOU’RE HALLUCINATING THAT, anyways, back to the bullshit
and what a way to start off with, returning with GAME OVER.
so recap of literally just this vid alone: karkat got cane-shanked by gamzee and is dropped into the FUCKING LAVA, jake got psychic-katana stabbed trying to protect evil!jane who also just got stabbed and killed anyways, kanaya CHAINSAWED GAMZEE RIGHT THE FUCK IN HALF, kanaya gets disintegrated via alien fish bitch hitler’s eye lazers, dave is double-dog-stabbed trying to protect jade’s already dead corpse, oh yeah did i mention that aranea and the condesce are throwing literal PLANETS AT EACH OTHER, then terezi is self-cane shanked from aranea’s bullshit manipulation bullshit, and rose definitely gets a trident through the chest but is voided out with roxy’s cool new powers. and that’s all in, what, 4 1/2 minutes?
and then she fulfills her promise of stealing that damned gold ring
this whole thing is so fucking raw, i like cant handle it
(:
and now he has to catch up on everything that happened while he was beating the shit out of caliborn... oh john...
haha, yknow, kinda a lot
wow guess who’s throwing a grumpy lil tantrum right now
...i’d call it something a bit different, but yknow, whatever floats your boat
john just flying through the wreck and carnage of everything, just, always hurts me. god.
...
finally, there’s a familiar face out there
.
you cant just sucker-punch me in the chest then fade away into the glitch like that, dirk. come back. please,
well, at least there’s someone else around here, right?
at least one other living person out here
,
no,
...john, no, please,
yeah you can fucking say that again
roxy...
dont give up hope yet, because we still got at least one not-evil troll still standing (well, crashing)
