Science Stuff Probably

A blog dedicated to things the survivors might have said (they speak music, so it's not like we can tell otherwise). Main blog @videogamelover99

[halcyonbot]

repainted over some old wendy and abigail pieces

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Maxwell: I'd prefer to be myself

Willow: That's a very, very bad idea. Do *not* be yourself. You need to be a *better* version of yourself, okay? And I do, too. And out only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd. Think about that

Wilson: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Willow: I said a lot of other nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

[dst-dork]

Wilson edit for @itstheblob! Thank you for all your hard work! Consider this a gift to say thanks!

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Wilson: What are you up to, Wendy?

Wendy: Researching the Geneva Conventions.

Wilson: Oh. 

Wilson, jokingly: Like, for fun? Or are you planning on committing a war crime?

Wendy:

Wilson: Wendy, for fun?

Wendy:

Wilson: Wendy-

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Wilson: Did you know that when you break a bone it will typically heal back stronger than before?

Wigfrid: So what you’re saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible.

Wilson: No, that is absolutely not what I’m saying.

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Wilson: Everything you love is chemicals. Love is chemicals.

Wendy: Chemicals I lack.

Wilson: That's depression.

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Willow: "Wilson? Are you mad at me?"

Wilson: "Mad? I'm dirty, disheveled and humiliated, but no. I'm not mad. It was actually kind of fun."

[lodgefrid]

Prompts: https://bingobaker.com/#06c1b36c8a474b9f

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Wilson: Let's assume for a moment that you are a dishonest man.

Maxwell: Assume away.

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

"Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book."

Wickerbottom

[cipheramnesia]

Everyone in the party is screaming at me, "what are you doing," like isn’t obvious I'm casting heal on a dismembered chunk of flesh to see if it'll make a bigger chunk of corpse or just a fresher one, fuck, come on what are you doing, huh, oh looting the corpses, that's really moving the world of science forward.

[ceescedasticity]

I read all the way to "looting" before I realized this was RPG-related and not another of tumblr's bizarre hypothetical social situations.

[cameoappearance]

Could you keep meat fresh using a heal spell? The second one seems like it'd be incredibly useful for butchers and grocers and people squinting suspiciously into the back of their fridges at cuts of meat they forgot were in there.

[cameoappearance]

#Wilson if he admitted magic was real (via nightmare-cubed)

Wilson if he got to keep the Living Staff in the Gorge

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

"Despite the excruciating pain and the fact I am about to pass out, the science at work here is spellbinding!"

Wilson, after being hit by a Clockwork Rook.

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Wilson: Well. I guess someone should head back to camp and pick up more supplies. Anyone up for a walk?

Willow: Ummm … I'll go, if that's… okay.

Wilson: Sure! I mean, if you want to go… for a walk; you don't… need to feel pressured.

Willow: No, no! I — I'll — I won't…

Wilson: But just to be clear, I didn't officially ask you to go… for a walk!

Willow: Ohhhhkayyyy, but the question was still out there — doesn't that count?

Wilson: Depends. Are you officially asking me to come?

The Others: ಠ_ಠ

Willow: Would that change your answer?

Walani: Hhnn…

Wilson: I don't know — would it change yours?

Willow: Aaaa question's a question…

Walani: Huhnnnnnnn…

Willow: …the answer should be the same either way…

Wilson: Yeah, now I'm confused, Willow; do you want to go for a walk or not?

Willow: … Do you wanna go for a walk?

Walani: UUUGGGGGHHHHHHH! GUYS-

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Maxwell: Is there anything worse than snow?

Winona: Hello, your royal travesty.

Maxwell: I spoke too soon.

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

"I'm not real good with advice. Could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

Wilson, probably.

[incorrectdontstarvequotes]

Someday I will actually post incorrect quotes on this blog again...someday...

[the13thguest]

The 13th Guest now updates weekly on Wednesdays with 3 to 5 pages per update. (Today is a stubby exception because it’s the end of the chapter and didn’t quite split up evenly. I’m taking next week off before resuming)

At this time, I don’t plan to keep up with future DST content updates. However, I’ve been doing this comic a long time and I enjoy it so the 13th guest will continue until I no longer enjoy it or can no longer keep up with it. I elaborate on that here for anyone who wants to know more.

In This Chapter:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 (you are here)

to read this whole thing from the beginning:

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