❝i am still so naïve; i know pretty much what i like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who i am. a passionate, fragmentary girl, maybe?❞ park jiyeon. twenty two. starving artist.
[ to: jackass. ] don’t typically enjoy starting off my day talking to you[ to: jackass. ] what, were you lonely last night?
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ to: jackass. ] fcuk off im gorgeos?????? ur jst bilnd sry for yuo if u dont see ti
Send “✨” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[ to: jackass. ] jsyk i take admissions of interest, lack of disgust, etc via call or text (to spare you from seeing me laugh in your face)[ to: jackass. ] yknow, whenever this back and forth gets boring 😊😊
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[ to: jackass. ] why do you have to be so fucking awful[ to: jackass. ] no seriously /why/. how do you benefit from it any. mayb i’m just a peasant or w/e you wanna try and insult me as but it all just looks like deflection to me
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[ to: jackass. ] my mom’s dog has been a crabby little bitch for the last week until the vet got it some laxatives and now it’s actually bearable to be around and it reminded me of you but like, emotionally constipated instead [ to: jackass. ] anyway tmi lmao but there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel you just have to reach for it xoxoxoxo
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[ to: jackass. ] have you always had that rod up your ass or has it been a new addition?
Send ”😊” for a FLIRTY text.
[ to: jackass. ]i mean instead of wearing that shitty little smirk on your face whenever i talk you could put those lips to use elsewhere and i might leave you be
[ to: jun💫 ] you should stop by today if you can[ to: jun 💫 ] bosslady is out of town so it’s basically a free for all with the menu
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[ to: jun 💫 ] i tried that place you were talking about[ to: jun 💫 ] plates that small shouldn’t cost so much what kind of scam :/
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[ to: jun 💫 ] with no context, if you had to choose between a woman with a really horrible wig trying to pass it off as her own hair, or a woman that constantly carries a dog in her purse, which would you choose?
Send “😏” for a SNARKY text.
[ to: jun 💫 ] ah yes excuse me for my less than speedy response i temporarily forgot that i’m supposed to fawn over you at every given moment. i’ll be sure to remember next time to ditch my practice just to send a few bullshit emojis to appease you, great sir.
[ to: joohyunnie 🎀 💕 ] i’m pretty sure my landlord is trying to set me up with her son[ to: joohyunnie 🎀 💕 ] i’d tell her that i’m not interested in 18 year old dweebs but i feel like she’d double my rent for it
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[ to: joohyunnie 🎀 💕 ] how would i survive without you? 💓💓💓 i’ll be over with food as soon as i get off work!
Send “❗️” for an URGENT text.
[ to: joohyunnie🎀💕 ] my oven is on fire[ to: joohyunnie 🎀 💕 ] i opened it and THERE ARE FLAMES[ to: joohyunnie 🎀 💕 ] image attachment.[ to: joohyunnie 🎀 💕 ] HELP????????
For our opening weekend, we’ve decided to give you guys the gift a meme! Below the cut is a simple text meme that will run until Wednesday, November 9th. If you’d like to participate in the meme feel free to reblog!
i tried my hardest to stay up in time for opening and messages and such but alas, i am a grandma and staying up past 9pm is something i shouldn’t attempt to do. anyways, i’m super stoked to get rping with all if you, but UNFORTUNATELY i have to head off to bed soon and i won’t be back until the afternoon. i have jiyeon’s bio written here, a stats page here, and i have a mostly completed plots page here. if you’d like to plot with this ball of snark, please do let me know! i have quite a few ideas thought up already, but i’m open to brainstorming as well. that’s all i’ve got right now bc fuzzy brain, but i’ll get to any messages that i receive + sending messages to everyone else that i’ve missed when i get home. hopefully you all have a good day/night!
i’m super tired so just.... pardon me if none of this makes SENSE if i’m talking (typing?) complete jibberish just hit me and i’ll clarify tomorrow. BUT. excuse all my writing, i never know how to shut up. ANYWAY.
grew up in anyang with two older siblings and one younger.
her family was poor. very poor. they moved to seoul when jiyeon was about 10 to help take care of one of her old great aunts.
got picked on by all the other middle schoolers for her ratty clothes, etc etc etc.
when her aunt died, her father was left with the woman’s big mansion and an inheritance- for a few years he didn’t do anything with it before starting his business 1DIAL.
1DIAL started off as a delivery service, moreso delivering groceries to those unable to due to illness, no transportation, etc, but over the years it’s transformed into an app that also functions as a taxi service (like uber) and does takeout delivery (like grubhub) as well.
her father’s fortune was small, but the app’s popularity skyrocketed and soon her family as swimming in money.
jiyeon hates it. with a passion. all the kids that picked on her for being dirt poor started kissing her ass now and she was sick of the hypocrisy.
very much inimpressed with her new glamorous lifestyle, besides the fact that she can splurge a little bit on clothes.
still works her waitressing job in a stubborn attempt to not rely on her father’s money and to prove a point. to who? she’s not sure, but someone out there, probably.
certainly you’ve seen her around during her shifts. she does not care if you laugh at her. chances are, she’s watered down your drinks in retaliation.
tries her hardest to keep to herself bc she’s not about that fake friend life. you’ll spot her at those fancy functions and such and that’s PROBABLY one of the main ways to get her to talk bc she’s desperate and dying of boredom.
is most likely side eyeing all your rich people problems and cursing you in her head
her disdain is probably very visible in her face, leading to a lot of awkward moments when someone actually catches her glaring.
it’s been six years and she still has??? absolutely no idea what to do with so much money. catches herself being frugal as all get up bc she truly doesn’t know any better.
currently attending korean national university of the arts and majoring in dance performance. occasionally busks with dance partners, posts youtube videos, books performances at venues, etc to try and get some publicity for herself.
big artsy shit. all about the bohemian lifestyle (all RENT style) and struggling for the sake of art and blah blah blah your typical brooding hipster to be honest
