✧ h u r r i c a n e ✧

★⋆ ** ;; ocean ;; ** ⋆★ ✧---... i drive fast, i am alone in midnight. been tryin' h a r d not to get into t r o u b l e, but i've got a war in my mind. so i ride, i just r i d e.

[fteden-blog]

you think so? oh! i don’t drink beer often but when i do, i drink dos equis. right? something like that. i’m not sure. my brother never really believed what the rest of my family believed, he still doesn’t, and i like to think that once he gets to those pearly gates, he will be given the option to believe. like an eye opener of some sorts. she’s not weird, ocean! eccentric. they’re two different things. oh jeeze, i could help pull that off for you. i do have an extra uniform in case of emergencies. you have a point. it’s unfortunate, really.

[httpsocean-blog]

i know so. yes, exactly. isn’t he called the coolest guy in the world or something ?? i don’t know, but you sound a lot like him. yeah, they say that once you die, you meet with god no matter what your fate is, and i think that’s great. i don’t know if it’s because he wants to give you a second chance or because he wants to say ‘listen, you little crap, i’m real’ but.. it’s probably the first one. have you read the books about the people who have died, gone to heaven or hell, but the revived ?? it’s truly interesting. especially those who have seen hell and then realized, oh my g, i have to get my stuff together. eccentric is a synonym for weird, according to google, so. really ?? that would be sick, and if anyone questions me, i can just pull the pity card and be all like ‘what, you don’t remember me ?? i’ve worked here for two years, i’ve listened to your problems, how could you not remember me ??’ they would be really confused, i’m sure. i know, remind me again why we keep up with them ??

[tarimfr]

not everyone. there are a lot of submissive people in this world. this is not a challenge, this is a lifestyle. you have to keep up with this lifestyle. um, you don’t know how a getaway car works, do you? if there is any threat to me, i have to leave you. you’ve seen the seize the day music video with avenged sevenfold, haven’t you? he got left behind because he wasn’t quick.

[httpsocean-blog]

really ?? i couldn’t imagine who would want to be submissive. well if i keep keepin’ up with this lifestyle you’ll soon see me on the news with the headline ‘crazy blue haired girl steals from the local 7/11 once again’. no, you have to stay loyal to me. we can start a new trend, asshole. i haven’t actually watched the video, since i heard the song enough with you blasting it. but i feel like you just spoiled it for me, so why would i watch it now ?? thanks a lot. but if you leave me i will find you, tarim, and beat you with the wooden spoon. 

[httpsocean-blog]

group chat ; everyone

kai: ......... who took a shit and didn't clean the toilet

ocean: that's pure disgust

ocean: was it that ba D ?

ocean: i'm never using that bathroom again i will walk to the seven 11

[tarimfr]

then you’ll be let down. simple enough, innit? i had a feeling you’d like it. then do it. go to the gas station right now and do it.

[httpsocean-blog]

i suppose i would, yeah. wouldn’t anyone ?? hey, fine. i’m always up for a challenge. as long as you’re driving the get away car. and you have to wait for me to get in the car before you drive off, just a heads up.

[fteden-blog]

i am a gentle flirt. i do not do it often but when i do, i mean no harm. that is what we are taught. not everyone will and that is okay. personally, i don’t understand it but who am i to tell people what to believe in? no, she’s just very odd. she’s eccentric. it’s the only downside. the upside are the food parties everyone decides to throw. so many treats, it’s my personal paradise. all of you are, it’s impossible.

[httpsocean-blog]

you’re a cute flirt. you sound like that one commercial, but it’s for beer. yeah, it’s a bit scary, isn’t it ?? or, i don’t know, for them, anyway. like.. if they don’t have faith, then where do they go after they die, you know ?? eccentric, what a nice way of calling someone weird. i’m sure everyone knows people like that, though. hey, wow, that’s cool. we don’t get food parties, what the heck ?? maybe i should just come in and pretend i work there on the days you have the parties. i’ve noticed that, it doesn’t help much when we try to figure things out. everyone wants one thing and doesn’t want to change it for someone else. 

[fteden-blog]

… okay, no. it was a minor flirt. a flirt that was short lived. yeah. there are times when you wonder if he really does know your strength but he knows best or so i have been taught. i think you’re doing rather well, my dear ocean. i want a boss like that. i mean, mine is really nice and all. she brings us coffee from dunkin donuts all the time and i have to remind her they are our competition. me either. but i can at the same time, people love dressing up as scream and i’m terrified of him. wow. all that begging for nothing.

[httpsocean-blog]

a flirt, nonetheless. and you have to live up to your flirts, eden. yeah, i get it. things will all be worth it in the end. thanks, i think i’m doing better than my freshman year self. she was a mess who believed in no god. oh my, is she old ?? she seems confused. or is she blonde ?? oh, yeah, i forget people like dressing up as scary things on halloween.. shoot. hey, you should have known from the start you were getting nowhere. i am very hardheaded at times.

[tarimfr]

don’t get used to it, it’s just apart of the package. and boring as fuck. who stole us three bags of chips on the road trip? me. we would have starved without my daring self.

[httpsocean-blog]

well, what if i do ?? i like being in control, it’s a very nice feeling. hey, i’m just as capable as stealing chips as you are.

[fteden-blog]

a little flirt, psh. i am not a flirt. i am anything but a flirt, really. i don’t know how to be a flirt. sounds like something that would be correct though i’m not too sure. i know he doesn’t give anyone more than what they can handle. he does push those limits, for sure. model? oh, i don’t know. we’ll see. if there is a free swim suit in the making, i may be able to. wouldn’t it? i pride myself in that kind of thing. pleaaaase?

[httpsocean-blog]

really ?? you’re sticking to that ?? because that would make you a flirt and a liar, eden. yes, i have heard people say that before. i think that’s a great thing. how he knows when enough is enough, and how he offers a light at the end of the tunnel and stuff, i don’t know. i’m still pretty new with this faith thing, but, you know. of course, my boss let’s me get away with everything really, i feel like i’m stealing, but she’s just so chill. now i can’t wait for halloween, wow. i’ve been working on my magic conch impression, here it goes ---.. no. 

[tarimfr]

yeah and god. sounds like something i’ll be hearing a lot tonight, eh? i’ve been told, but you put up with me so i don’t worry.

[httpsocean-blog]

shut up or i’m not coming over, idiot. yeah, we kinda all have to. i have no idea why, we just do. i’ve tried to get the squad to ditch you, but they said no, how sad.

[fteden-blog]

i do my best to flatter fellow ladies. there needs to be at least one of them in the group. unfortunately, we were cursed with two. i have yet to see such a sight. you’re taking me to the pool tomorrow and i will witness this. oh my goodness, that sounds like a wonderful idea. she’s going to hate us. that would be a nightmare. do it! you have to. don’t resist it.

[httpsocean-blog]

ah, so it just comes easy for you ?? are you flirting with me, eden ?? i know, jeez, maybe it was because god knew that we had someone as patient and understanding as you in the group, so he was like sure, they can go with these guys. ooh, of course !! pool time is always fun, besides i have yet to use my new swim suit. i got it from work. she really is, but it’ll be worth it because we will all be so cool !! nope !! it’s not happening.

[tarimfr]

it’ll be worth it. i’m not letting you humiliate me but if it gets you off, well.

[httpsocean-blog]

yeah, yeah, whatever. god, you’re such an idiot.

[tarimfr]

nah, you can come to me, princess. bring the wooden spoon.

[httpsocean-blog]

wow, what a gentleman you are. yeah ?? you want me to spank you with it ?? didn’t think you were into that, tarim.

[fteden-blog]

not you, silly. you may be one of the few that doesn’t get annoying. the more i think about it, tarim and tarik might be over three quarters of the annoyance in this apartment. that is true. your hair does give away most of your personality. we’ll have to persuade her. we can do that. i think we would do much better sharing the title. that way our cuteness doesn’t overpower anyone. sometimes, yes. ocean! say it!

[httpsocean-blog]

really ?? wow, i’m flattered. that’s true, they’re literally just double the annoying, it’s crazy. i know, it’s great. i always feel like a mermaid with my hair, especially when i go swimming. oh just stick the dress on her and hope for the best. true, true, we don’t want to overwhelm anyone with how cute we are. no !! i refuse !!

[tarimfr]

go ahead and do both, i don’t mind.

[httpsocean-blog]

.. alright, so are you going to come to me, or what ?? i am way to comfortable to get up. 

[fteden-blog]

who doesn’t, though? i don’t think i’d trade any of them for the world. hey, i gotchu, too. and blue is totally yours, i see how well this is working out. you think so? maybe i should go buy some. pink ones, of course. you’re cute. why weren’t we friends who watched them together when we were younger? point taken, actually. still what? hm?

[httpsocean-blog]

that’s true, i can be very annoying at times. really ?? none of them ?? at all ?? i know, it’s a given, considering it’s my hair color and all. yes, totally. we should also be the powerpuff girls for halloween, and force kai to do it even if she doesn’t want to. wow, i’m flattered, but we all know you’re the cute one around here. because the universe works in cruel ways. exactly. still nothing, i just don’t want to admit you’re right, shut up. 

[fteden-blog]

unfortunately, she says. it does make a bit of a difference, but you don’t have to. i appreciate it, either way. as much as i hate to say it, i would be blossom. i was always a fan of buttercup, myself. sounds frightening. what grown man is obsessed with legos? he would politely shush, i’m sure. people are noisy in the presence of jesus, i would assume.

[httpsocean-blog]

they can get rambunctious and irritating at times. it’s fine, i gotchu, boo. you would, because pink would so be your color, your very responsible, you’re the leader, and you’d look the cutest in a bow. really ?? i liked them all the same, they each had their own wow factor. weird ones, tarik. need i say more ?? that may be true, but still.

[tarimfr]

how so?

[httpsocean-blog]

like.. i wanna give in but i also wanna hit you upside the head with a wooden spoon.