JuanArcTheThird

Just another RWBY fan from Latin America. New account, previous one was hidden for everyone that was not folowing me. So created a new one to make sure everyone can see it.

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My Stories (so far)

My stories are already accumulating a lot of space so I divide them into 6 parts.

My Stories 1 of 5

An Opportunity Has Arrive / They Kidnapped Jaune! / Jaune At The Carnival / The Things You Make Me Feel / Crazy Love / The Queen of the Grim can't be this cute (Jaune x Salem) / Milf's / Send Nudes /

My Stories 2 of 5

Jaune OF / My Nyaster / Pyrrha Is Getting Bold / Living with My Pervert Wife / What can I get You? / The Arc Family / She Didn't See That Coming / The Sex Games! / Handholding stuff / That "Shadow" Stuff /

My Stories 3 of 5

A Jaune of All Trades / Juan Arcos, Detective Privado (Private Detective) / InFamous X RWBY / We Are Married Now! / How To Get Your Man / Jaune Is Not Allow To Drink Alcohol / Send Nudes (Alternative Universe) / AAA (Arc Ass Anonymous) / Captain Arc and the Schnee Treasure (name in progres) / I'm Dating Your Sisters / Help, I'm Stuck! (Name in progress) /

My Stories 4 of 5

I Accept Your Proposal! / Jaune meets.... (Alternative universe) Name in progress / The New Guy / FMK Game / Please Give Us Money! / Meeting the mother-in-law / The Year of the Rabbit 🐇 / The Lucky One / How do I look? / Valentine's Day / Love Confession / My Favorite Things / Nora's Motivation of the day / Don't leave your MILFs unattended

My Stories 5 of 5 (New added)

Birthday Spankings / The Crown is Never Wrong / I send my nudes to whom?! / Innocence not found / Dr. Arc / Are you winning, ___? / Blowing the Birthday "Candle" / THICC NOTE / I need you to... (!!)

My Stories #6

Know Your Audience / What is wrong with you?! / Jaune is a Slut for money / We're just going to cuddle, I promise / Blake is Thirsty / Just listen to my voice~ / The great baby fever / After the Ever After / Nora the Mad Scientist / I know all your Secrets! / Be My House Husband / You called? (Name in progress) / Never leave those two alone / Be My House Husband (Jaune x Fem Character) / I have a license for that! / Gray Sweatpants are dangerous! / The Arc's Wrath!

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Nature is...

Nora: *Deep in thought*

Jaune: Hi Nora, what are you thinking about?

Nora: Nature is freaky as fuck.

Jaune: What?

Nora: Sun kisses us, Frost bite us, Wind blows us, and Heat strokes us.

Jaune...

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Jaune & Nora: *Deep in thought*

Ren: What are you guys thinking about?

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Evil Plans

Salem: Okay, the villains' meeting is in session. First business order, plan our next evil act. Any ideas?

Cinder: What if we rob a bank?

Everyone: Ohh! Nice Idea. I Like it.

Arthur: Create a virus that disables communications

Everyone: So evil. Really nice. I like it.

Tyrian: We can carry out an attack on a very important government building.

Everyone: Wow! So bad~. I like it.

Suddenly one of the Medusa Grimm approaches Salem, giving her a message.

Salem: Yes?.... I see. I have just been informed that we have an spy among us.

Everyone: *Evil Gasp!*

On the other side of the table is a person who looks like Jaune Arc but has black hair and an evil eye patch.

Jaune Juan: *Worry* Whaaaat?

Arthur: Well, it can't be me! I killed people. *He says proudly*

Tyrian: It has to be Cinder! She has pictures of that blond guy who's with the silver-eyed girl in her room!

Cinder: *Fluster* What?! Of course not! I don't have any pictures of that idiot!

Everyone: *Arguing amongst themselves*

Salem: Juan...

Juan: *nervous* Y-Yes?

Salem: You've been very quiet…

Juan: *Sweating*

Salem: A sign of a villainous mastermind!

Everyone: Oh yes! That's true. True villainy.

Salem: What villainous things are you thinking, Juan?

Juan: Um... When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's wounds?

Salem:...

Everyone:...

Salem: *Smiles* A clever method of torture!

Everyone: Oh yeah. So evil. Truly a villain.

Cinder: So who is the spy?

Tyrian: It can't be me, I literally killed a lot of people in Vale for the organization.

Salem: Vale?

Tyrian: No! Wait, I made a mistake! I meant Atlas! I had a layover in Vale for my flight! I really meant Atlas!

Salem: Take him away!

Grimm appears from the floor and they take Tyrian out of the meeting to God knows where. The only thing that can be heard are his screams as he leaves the room.

Tyrian: I'm not the spy! I'm not! I swear!!!....

Salem: Okay, with that out of the way. Let's get back to evil ideas.

Cinder: OH! Stealing candy from orphaned children!

Everyone: Oooh. So evil. Evil indeed.

Juan: (Holy shit, Nora's disguise actually worked!)

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Adrian: *nervous* Uncle Jaune, I h- I have to tell you something.

Jaune: *Calm* Sure, what happen?

Adrian: I... I killed someone.

Jaune: Me too.

Adrian: April 1st! Jajaj-!

Jaune: *Serious* March 27, 2021

Adrian: *Concern* Do you want me to call Ren, uncle Jaune?

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Yu-Gi-OH!

At an Anime convention.

Weiss: *Walking around* Where did he go?

Out of nowhere, she bumps into someone.

Weiss: My apologies, it wasn't m- Ren?

Ren: Weiss? What are you doing here? I didn't expect to run into you in a place like this. Are you a fan?

Weiss: Actually, no, I'm here with my brother. But I lost sight of him. I assume you're here with Nora and Jaune? Is it possible that the three of you can help me find him?

Ren: Of course, follow me. I'll take you to them and we'll start searching for your brother.

Weiss: Thank you.

They both walk towards the cosplay area and notice a lot of people in one spot.

Weiss: What's going on there?

Ren: A popular cosplayer is probably posing for photos. It happens quite often.

Without changing their course, they pass by the group and happen to hear something.

???????: This is the end for you, Yugi! You're nothing but a loser, just like your disgusting grandfather!

?????: *Ofended* Hey! Nobody makes fun of my disgusting grandfather.

Weiss: Wait...

Ren: That voice...

Weiss/Ren: Whitley!/Jaune!

They both join the group and make their way to the front. In the middle of it all, on one side they see Whitley dressed as Seto Kaiba and on the other side Jaune dressed as Yugi.

Whitley: Pay attention Yugi, I summon my three blue-eyed white dragons!… and a Charizard.

Suddenly behind him, holograms of the three blue-eyed dragons appear… and a Charizard.

Whitley: You're finished, Yugi. Admit it, you have nothing in that pathetic deck that can defeat me.

Jaune: *Worry* (Kaiba's right, these cards suck… unless…)

Suddenly Nora appears dressed as Yugi's grandfather.

Nora: Yugi! Don't forget the heart of the cards!… And stop by to buy some maple syrup on your way back.

Jaune: That's right! *Suddenly his hand begins to act on its own* The heart of the cards is making me pull an Exodia out of my pocket! I can't help it!

Whitley: Hey! That's cheating!

Jaune: You're lying! How dare you doubt the heart of the cards!

Whitley: I saw you take it out of your pocket!

Jaune: *With his exodia now activated in hologram form behind him* Really?… Um well… Exodia, kick his ass!

Exodia attack, completely destroying Kaiba (Whitley).

Whitley: NOOOOOO!

People are screaming with excitement at what they have just seen.

Weiss: How did they manage to do all that?!

Penny: *Wearing a suit full of tech and sewing supplies* Salutations!

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I just watched Project Hail Mary and now I'm obsessed with a rock.

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Nora: Thanks Jaune for inviting me to eat tacos.

Jaune: Of course.

Waiter: "Disculpen, todo bien?" (Excuse me, is everything alright?)

Jaune: "Te molesto con otra agua?" (Would you mind getting me another glass of water?)

Waiter: "Por supuesto, no es molestia" (Of course, it's no trouble at all)

Jaune: "Gracias" (Thank you) *Looks at Nora*

Nora: *Holding her weapon in her hands*

Jaune: Are you ok?

Nora: *Worry* Who is getting molested?

Jaune: That's not what we said!

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Weiss: You're hot!

Jaune: Oh well thank you, weiss. I didn't know you thouth of me that way.

Weiss: I don't, I think you have a fever.

Jaune: Whatever, I take it as a win.

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The boys hanging out in the looker room in atlas.

Winter: *Walks in angry* Hey Arc!

Jaune: *turns around* Huh?

Winter: Get your hairy ass in to my office NOW! *Leaves*

Jaune was stunned from a moment and start to walk towards the door. In the moment everyone there start making noise to mess with him about being yell at.

The boys: Ooooooo!

Jaune just turns around to look at them and says.

Jaune: Every single one of you knows my ass isn't hairy. Yet non of you spoke up. And I'll never forgive you.

Jaune leaves and the room felt quiet for a moment until Sun spoke up.

Sun: *Feeling bad* He's right... We're cowards.

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It's like spooning…

Pyrrha: Hey Jaune, can we spoon while we sleep?

Jaune: No, I'd rather sleep like a empanada.

Pyrrha: An empanada?

Jaune: It's like spooning…

Pyrrha: *Smiles* Okay. *She turns over*

Jaune: *He leans close to her ear and whispers* …But with the meat inside.

Pyrrha: *Her eyes widen as she feels "something" inside "her"* Oh~💕

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Real Talent

(this is something stupid)

Beacon Academy is holding a talent show. Most people came to have fun, while others tried to win. I say "tried" because of one of the competitors, none other than Weiss Schnee.

She was the second to last to take the stage. Her voice was so incredible that those before her already knew they wouldn't win. When she finished her song, she gave a small bow, and the audience stood up to applaud her. It was a sure thing: she had won the competition.

The host, Professor Ozpin, approaches the stage to congratulate Weiss on her performance.

Ozpin: Excellent performance, Miss Schnee. Let's see what score the judges give her.

The judges, Professor Goodwitch, Professor Port, and Dr. Oobleck, gave Weiss a near-perfect score; the average was 9.9 overall. The audience wasn't happy with that, but even with a perfect 10 they would never have been satisfied anyway.

Weiss simply bows in thanks for the score.

Ozpin: The best score of the entire competition so far. But we still have one more participant to go. Ladies and gentlemen, Jaune Arc.

As he said that, not many people clapped. It was obvious that the crowd was just waiting to see Weiss declared the winner. Meanwhile, Weiss walked backstage and saw Jaune walking towards the stage carrying an accordion.

Weiss: *She stops him* Wait, what are you going to do with that accordion?

Jaune: Well, I'm going to play it.

Weiss: I don't mean to offend you, but that instrument isn't very popular with many. It will only do you more harm than good.

Jaune: That's what you say, but I haven't seen anyone play this bad boy yet.

He starts playing a few notes, and they sound like bagpipes. This only makes Weiss look disgusted.

Weiss: Believe me, I don't need to see you play.

Ozpin is then heard calling Jaune up onto the stage once more.

Ozpin: Please Mr. Arc, come on stage.

Jaune: Okay, Weiss, the crowd's calling me. But don't worry, I'll let you touch my trophy when I win.

Weiss: *Sarcastic* Sure.

Jaune enters the stage and approaches the microphone.

Jaune: Hello, my name is Jaune Arc, and I'm going to play a song for you. I hope you like it.

Most of the audience didn't applaud, everyone remained silent. Only a small group of Jaune's friends could be heard cheering him on.

Nora: You can do it, Jaune! Show them what good music is!

Pyrrha: Do your best, Jaune!

Ren: Show them who's boss!

Yang: Yes! Don't let the Ice Queen win!!

Ruby: Yang! She's our teammate!

Yang: Yeah, but I don't like that kind of music.

Jaune smiles at that. He then braces himself by taking a deep breath and closing his eyes. After a few seconds, he opens his eyes and lets out a scream.

The energy Jaune brought to the stage was so powerful that people who hadn't expected anything from him ended up singing along. Even the judges weren't immune. Weiss could only watch in amazement how the crowd was enjoying this.

Weiss: H-H-How?!!

When Jaune finished his song, the audience stood up and applauded him. Jaune, breathless, could only stand there and smile.

Ozpin: Although I don't approve of the language at the beginning, I must say it was impressive. Judges?

Without wasting any time, the three judges gave Jaune a perfect 10! The new high and final score of the night. Making Jaune the winner.

Weiss: WHAT?!

Yang/Nora: In your face, Ice Queen!

Ruby/Pyrrha: Yang!/Nora!

Ozpin: Congratulations Mr. Arc, you're the winner of the competition!

Weiss: NOOOO!

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Random shit #1

Jaune: Nora, fire a warning shot

Nora: Jaune, this is a high-caliber grenade launcher.

Jaune: Uhg, potato potato. Just fire it, Nora.

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Pyrrha: *Lying in her bed staring at the ceiling* I haven't spoken to Jaune since he went to visit his grandfather. There's probably no phone signal out there.

Meanwhile, in the countryside:

Grandpa Arc: *Holding a machete* Ready to fight the devil?!

Jaune: Of course, Grandpa!

The Devil: Get off my mountain, you sons of bitches!

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Jaune: You wanna make... "Love"?

Pyrrha: *With a reddish face and nodding her head several times in embarrassment*

Jaune: *Clueless* Do we got the ingredients for that?

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The Year of the Horse has begun

Yang: This year is the year of the horse, and you know what that means~

She then looks at Jaune and wiggles her eyebrows

Jaune: *Confuse* What is that supposed to mean?

Yang: Well, you know…

Jaune: Know what?

Yang: Blake, help me here.

Blake: What Yang is trying to say is that this is your year.

Jaune: How? My Chinese year animal is not the horse.

Blake: I was referring more to your… Um… Ruby?

Ruby: W-Well...

Jaune: *Looks at Ruby*

Ruby: I can't stand the pressure!! Weiss, say something!

She says while hiding behind her.

Weiss: What my teammates are trying to say is that you have the build of a horse. Strong, hardworking, and have an impressive… She takes a quick glance at his crotch without Jaune noticing… height.

Jaune: OH!... Well thank you! You girls just make my day. Well I need to go. *Leaves* Oh man, today is going to be a great day

The girls wait silently until Jaune is no longer in sight.

Yang: Nice save, Weiss.

Weiss: Thank you.

Blake: So… are we going to fuck him?

Y/W/R: Definitely/Absolutely/Yes

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Outside Salem Tower, Team RWBY be the number of Grimm they have to fight just to reach the entrance.

Yang: How the hell are we going to get to the castle? It's surrounded by an army of Grimm!

Ruby: Yes, but we have to get to the castle.

Blake: Fighting head-on is out of the question.

Weiss: Yes, only an idiot would do something like that.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the castle

The "Hijueputas" from Team ORNJ staring at the Grimm head-on.

Jaune: It smell like Bitch in here.

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Pyrrha: I have to say Blake, I'm surprised you were able to get Jaune and Nora to read a book that isn't a comic book.

Blake: It's nothing. It just took time to find something they both liked.

Pyrrha: Seriously? What book did they choose to read?

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Jaune and Nora reading The Divine Comedy

Nora: Well, it's not exactly funny…