Ah hi my name is epic i new in tumblr but i big fan of RWBY,undertale,chainsaw man and other midias and i hope i could make some good friends or expericies here.
I do some ships quotes and other things i hope you guys likes.
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Ah hi my name is epic i new in tumblr but i big fan of RWBY,undertale,chainsaw man and other midias and i hope i could make some good friends or expericies here.
I do some ships quotes and other things i hope you guys likes.
Sun/Jaune: *arm wrestling* 😖
Sun: *through gritted teeth* H-had enough yet, Arc…?
Jaune: *straining* No way…! This isn’t even my masturbating arm…!
Sun: Really? Same Here!
Jaune: Let's Switch then!
They Switch which arms they're using
Sun: *Slams Jaune's arm on the table*
Jaune: *Sideways*
Sun: ... Damn. You're strong.
Jaune: ... Apparently I am.
The reasons why jaune is soo strong:
Sun/Jaune: *arm wrestling* 😖
Sun: *through gritted teeth* H-had enough yet, Arc…?
Jaune: *straining* No way…! This isn’t even my masturbating arm…!
Sun: Really? Same Here!
Jaune: Let's Switch then!
They Switch which arms they're using
Sun: *Slams Jaune's arm on the table*
Jaune: *Sideways*
Sun: ... Damn. You're strong.
Jaune: ... Apparently I am.
Pyrrha: ...My life is already over. I accept that I will never truly be your boyfriend's number one. Especially after everything that went wrong at Beacon. But I still love Jaune Arc with all of my heart and soul.
Pyrrha: THAT'S WHY I WAITED UNTIL YOU WERE SEPARATED FROM THE MAN I LOVE, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE WHAT I INTEND TO DO TO YOU, THE ONE HE LOVES MOST OF ALL. I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU IN THE MOST BRUTAL WAY POSSIBLE, AND THEN I'M GOING TO SUCCUMB TO MY DARK URGE AND DRINK ALL OF YOUR FUCKING BLOOD. (Slurps~!)
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Pyrrha: (Sees Jaune)
Jaune: (Looking around) Weiss?
Pyrrha: (Drops Weiss, Flies down to Jaune)
Jaune: !
Pyrrha: (Runs, Hugs him) I'm sorry~!
Jaune: I... I'm not mad!
Pyrrha: You should be!
Jaune: (Hugs her) I missed you...
Pyrrha: (Pulls away) Listen to me; after that night, I made a deal with one of the Brother Gods; all I have to do is prepare Remnant for his return and we can be together again! That's why I'm here now; I'm here to- I'm here to say that you don't need me anymore.
Jaune: Pyrrha...
Pyrrha: I still hate myself for what happened that night. And after seeing what happened to you, I only hate myself even more. I'm here to tell you to be happy now! You deserve only the best, Jaune. You deserve to be with someone who can love you with more than her heart, someone who can protect you without the loss of her life!
Jaune: Wait, don't... Don't I get a say in this?
Pyrrha: The way I abandoned you... I was no different than Weiss with how I hurt you.
Jaune: ...
Pyrrha: ...I know she's been comforting you since I left. I know how... close you two have grown since. How tightly she holds you and how fast you make her heart beat. (Turns) I hate her for it. She treated you so horribly and now she expects you to love her? I hate her, and I hate her team, and I hate everyone you've surrounded yourself with. Let me get rid of them for you-
Weiss: (Approaching)
Jaune: (Reaches) DON'T-!
Pyrrha: (Slaps his hand away) Get out of here, Jaune. (Goes forward)
Weiss: ...After Pyrrha died and we saw each other at Haven, you told me to never touch you again. The night after the battle, your hands slid across my skin like those words never left your mouth. (Stands) If you don't want me emotionally, Jaune, then why do you accept my affection for you?
Jaune: ...
Weiss: Why string me along to the point that I thought I was chasing you, when in reality it was the other way around?
Pyrrha: (Standing in front of Weiss)
Weiss/Pyrrha:
Jaune:..Look, I have no problem being with both of you at the same time, I just hope a third option doesn't appears out of now-
The trio would hear an explosion and see Ruby, who would quickly embrace Jaune, her face filled with love.
Ruby: Jaune! You were like a childhood best friend to me! You helped me through the toughest times in my life, so let me repay you~
Jaune:...OH COME O-
When the battery charges more than expected ⚡️
When the battery charges more than expected ⚡️
Jaune: *shirtless*
Weiss:
CROSSOVER JAUNE SHIPS (#4)
Aw shit... Here we go again~!
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MECHA PETE
Thanks @mgl1206 for this one! Get it? Because instead of Pumpkin Pete its Mecha because D.Va's robot and bunny emblem are similar to Jaune's pumkin pete?
Also, Jaune getting a gamer girl~?
RAGNA-ARC
Jaune needs a woman who will start a fight between gods and humans just to save him!
HOLY BLOOD
Come on now, in the words of a German cat-boy, "They'd make wonderful children~!"
ROYAL HUNTERS
This one was suggested to me by @densharr but I think it could work, I see the appeal!
HOT FOR SECRETARY
Ok! Just imagine it! Jaune become the Big Brother of the Powerpuff girls after landing in townsville and he meets Ms. Bellum and she falls in love for his knightly charms (Nora: Its totally the hair)
SPYCRAFT
Need I say more~?
PACK GUARDIAN
I needed to put a werewolf baddie on here, and Bam! Here she is! I can't ship Jaune with just Vampires; I need more monster girls!
Holy Blood
Seras reuniting with Rusted Knight Jaune
Seras: Jaune...
Jaune: Seras... is it really you... please. Please let it really be you.
Seras: Jaune, it is me. I'm here, love. (Caresses Jaune's face.)
Jaune: (Leans into her hand, her touch warming Jaune's heart despite her stone cold flesh, inhaling her scent.) Gods. I was afraid that you were just another illusion. Either made by this place or I was finally going insane.
Seras: You're not, Jaune. And I'm not an illusion. (Leans in for a kiss but is stopped. Seras looks at Jaune questioningly.)
Jaune: (Looks away in shame) How can you still want me, Seras?
Seras: Wha-? How can you ask me that?
Jaune: Look at me, Seras. When you told me what you were, how you didn't age, the dumb, shallow kid I was just thought "this woman i love will look young and beautiful forever". But in the back of my mind, a small voice would say how I would grow old while you remained as you were. I always squashed that voice, never paid it much attention. Just happy that someone as amazing as you would want a screw-up like me. I never gave it a second thought how you would have to see me grow old. But now look at me.
Seras: Jaune... you are a right pillock.
Jaune: Seras-
Seras: Did you really think i hadn't thought of that as well? The only difference is I wasn't afraid of you becoming an old man, as if you'd grow ugly in time. I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to grow old and die with you. I was afraid that in my eternal curse to walk the world, i'd lose the candle that kept me warm. To a vampire, age is the ultimate desire for them, because it is something we can't have. A privilege we threw away in our desperate desire to live. My Master always envied the old, because they never gave into the fear of death, they lived their life to the fullest, never taking the chance for immortality.
Jaune: Seras, im not the same person. Look at me.
Seras: Oh no. My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.
Jaune: Seras-
Seras: I want you as you, Jaune Arc. Young. Old. Skinny. Strong. Novice. Skilled. I want you, forever.
Jaune: Seras...
Seras: And... (hands trail over Jaune's body) maybe it's the vampirism or it's something about me I never knew about, but the beard, the voice, and the grey streaks of hair? (Bites her lip with a flushed face) It is doing something to me.
Jaune: (chuckles with love and pulls Seras flush against him, enjoying her squeak and the familiar yet long missed feel of her chest on his) I'd sometimes think about my favorite things to eat, and how I couldn't wait to taste them again when i got home. Like dino nuggets. Pizza. (Hand wanders south, squeezing Seras' ass) You.
Seras: And I can't wait to see if you having a beard will make your mouth feel even better.
Jaune: I may be out of practice.
Seras: I don't mind re-educating you~
(Team RWBY watching like: 🤬😳)
@madman479r
weiss:
TAG GAME to get to know your buddies,, 😳
i’ll. heh. go first
1. top five movies?
brokeback mountain, my own private Idaho, dead poets society, the talented mr ripley, scream
2. one character that describes you?
todd anderson,,, 😢
3. favorite song at the moment?
in the aeroplane over the sea – neutral milk hotel
4. all time favorite album?
grace – jeff buckley
5. favorite fruit?
apples who could have guessed
6. favorite time of day?
morning!!!
Okyes ummm i’m sorry these are kind of boring questions but hi guys @jealousguy-blue @apocolypticvamp @googoomeister @jakegyllenhaalsteeth/@teeth-sucker @trentreznorsbutthole @ziggysbolterxx @viansparkles @becausetheyaremyshoes2 @noodlezxy @fatboytitstoucher @dannyelfmanstattos @freakyolivelady ,,, anyone else who wants to join,,,
Thank you @missmoonlight1997 for the tag :))
1. Top five movies:
Sinners, last house on the left, Tangled, Funny games, No country for old men.
2. Character that describes me:
Remmick from Sinners.
3. Favourite song at the moment:
Losin' Streak from Hazbin Hotel
4. All-time favourite album:
Hamilton the musical.
5. favourite food:
It really changes alot but recently it's been Chickpea curry and fried vegetables.
6. Favourite time of day:
Five minutes to 7pm idk
I nominate: @worldstar-whitley @tumblingxelian @the-archivist-14 @inkrotcalico @seventyoceans @sundowner-76 @howlingday @lonelytartcake @mjthesilly
Thanks, @inkclot ~!
1. top five movies?
Oof, that's a tall order. I don't really have a metric, so I'll just name five movies that I really, really like, in no particular order; Rango, The Simpsons Movie, The Big Lebowski, Dragon Ball: Battle of the Gods, Ed, Edd, N Eddy: Big Picture Show
2. one character that describes you?
Hm... I dunno, it's kinda hard to really point at a character and go, "That's totally me~!" But if I had to choose one character that I relate most to, I'd say; Kasuga Ichiban from Yakuza: Like A Dragon
3. favorite song at the moment?
I've got a couple of songs on my mind, earworms and all that, the loudest of them being; Show Me by Melv
4. all time favorite album?
I was gonna say something like one of the NSP albums, since they're my favorite band, but I'm gonna instead give it to the album that I can't think of a single bad track to it; Star Lord: Space Rider from the Guardians of the Galaxy video game
5. favorite fruit?
Apples. Always apples. Bananas are a close second, but bananas don't have over a dozen varieties that I also love. Oh, favorite food? In that case, then I'd say pierogis. It's mashed potatos inside of a pastry~! What could be better~?!
6. favorite time of day?
Out of the whole 24 hours? Hm... I guess I'd say 7pm, since it's the end of the workday, bath/shower is done, and there's still plenty of time to relax with a game or book or other hobby.
Now, who's next to be learned about?
@sketchfan85 , @jojorinqueen , @gorillageek27 , , @spectralpixelsredone , @truedarksword , @itsupermanti , @itsouttherenow , @epic-arc , and @palaceofpassion
And everyone else who finds this~!
thanks @howlingday
1-top five movies?
2. one character that describes you?
3. favorite song at the moment?
4. all time favorite album?
5. favorite fruit?
tangerine!!
6. favorite time of day?
Hmmm idk really
@infoglitch @intooned @rwby-encrusted-blog @watcher-servant @spahhzy
Pyrrha: I wish Jaune Arc loved me more than anyone in the world... *Snap*
NOOOOO PYRRHA NOOOOOOO!!!
NO NO BAD ROCKNROLL BAD!
"Jaune..."
He felt a hand caress his face, and his eyes slowly opened, and when they did, he was looking up at the night sky. He turned his head only to see her, lying next to him, her body facing toward him.
"Jaune..." She called out again.
Jaune couldn't believe his eyes.
She was here, lying next to him.
She was here.
"Jaune..." She called out again, as if begging him to come closer.
Jaune reached out for her slowly, his hand wanting to caress her face and tell her what he couldn't before.
However, the moment he touched her cheek, she vanished in the blink of an eye, and in her spot lay Crocea Mors, still sheathed in its scabbard.
His hand hovered over the blade temporarily and with hesitation. But soon, he gripped the handle of the blade and stood up, quickly hooking the belt to his hip and deciding to continue to explore.
The sun was just finally rising, casting a morning glow over the world.
He ventured forward, alone.
As he did, a single thought crossed his mind.
'I wonder if she's safe...'
Weiss lay unconscious in the space between the paths and the Ever After. In her mind, she found herself waking up in a place very familiar to her: Schnee Manor. She wandered through the empty mansion, unsure if what she was seeing and experiencing was reality or merely a figment of her imagination. She heard the sound of footsteps like those of a small child running through the house and followed the noise out to the manor's backyard. The sunlight was blindingly bright, yet she managed to make out two silhouettes: a little girl and a knight. Confused by the scene, she heard the knight’s voice calling her closer; as she approached, the glare of the sun subsided, faintly revealing the knight’s face to be Jaune’s but just as she was about to see his face clearly, she woke up on the beach of the Ever After. ''I wonder if he is safe...''
Home
Jaune: *Walks through the front door* Finally home.
Ruby: Oh Jaune, look what I made for dinner. *Gestures to a pan of Dino nuggets and a pot of mac and cheese*
Jaune: ...
Later
Ruby: *Is getting railed, the bed frame long reduced to splinters*
Jaune: Someone broke into my dorm last night and stole all my fruit.
Yang: That sucks.
Jaune: It left me peachless.
Yang: ...
*CLICK*
Jaune: Why'd you lock the door?
Yang:
OTP: Jaune, why is your sword glowing?
Jaune: Apparently, they don't like the idea of me having sex; because they're a fucking buzzkill!
Crocea Mors: You have to understand, Jaune, you can't focus on trivial things like relationships, you need to focus on your training and become strong like—MY GOD, WHO IS THAT GODDESS?! Jaune looked toward where Crocea was pointing and saw Myrtenaster; to Jaune, it was just Weiss's weapon, but in Crocea Mors's view, it appeared like this (ignore Crescent Rose).
Jaune: Oh, that's just Weiss's weapon, Myrtenaster.
Crocea Mors: Weiss Schnee, I give you permission to stay with my master for as long as you want!
Weiss: Deal! Jaune: Wait wha- The scene cuts to Weiss summoning one of her knights to carry Jaune to her room; Crocea Mors would be placed beside Myrtenaster.
Crocea Mors: Hello, my goddess~ What's your kill count for Grimms?~
"Ignore this"
Ruby: There you are~! (Picks up weapon) Was wondering where you ran off to! (Glances) Oh, Jaune and Weiss's weapons are on top of each other here. They're probably inside doing the do. Haha, gross. Later, besties~! (Leaves)
Crocea Mors: (Under Myrtenaster) Do you think she noticed?
Myrtenaster: (Atop Crocea Mors) Neither do I know, nor do I care. Now continue.
...if we go by this logic would that mean if bmblb was a thing technically should we count Ember Celica as two different weapons.
Should we go with the assumption gambol shroud is getting double teamed?
Ahhhh yes
ahhh but you forget Gambol Shroud is ALSO two weapons, the katana pistol and the machete/cleaver sheath. meaning it's twins on twins action
@howlingday @infoglitch
Now i started to think...
CRESENT ROSE WITH FLOATING ARRAY IS A 10x1?!
...I'm not apologizing.
And penny can hear everything beacause she is also a weapon....
OTP: Jaune, why is your sword glowing?
Jaune: Apparently, they don't like the idea of me having sex; because they're a fucking buzzkill!
Crocea Mors: You have to understand, Jaune, you can't focus on trivial things like relationships, you need to focus on your training and become strong like—MY GOD, WHO IS THAT GODDESS?! Jaune looked toward where Crocea was pointing and saw Myrtenaster; to Jaune, it was just Weiss's weapon, but in Crocea Mors's view, it appeared like this (ignore Crescent Rose).
Jaune: Oh, that's just Weiss's weapon, Myrtenaster.
Crocea Mors: Weiss Schnee, I give you permission to stay with my master for as long as you want!
Weiss: Deal! Jaune: Wait wha- The scene cuts to Weiss summoning one of her knights to carry Jaune to her room; Crocea Mors would be placed beside Myrtenaster.
Crocea Mors: Hello, my goddess~ What's your kill count for Grimms?~
"Ignore this"
Ruby: There you are~! (Picks up weapon) Was wondering where you ran off to! (Glances) Oh, Jaune and Weiss's weapons are on top of each other here. They're probably inside doing the do. Haha, gross. Later, besties~! (Leaves)
Crocea Mors: (Under Myrtenaster) Do you think she noticed?
Myrtenaster: (Atop Crocea Mors) Neither do I know, nor do I care. Now continue.
...if we go by this logic would that mean if bmblb was a thing technically should we count Ember Celica as two different weapons.
Should we go with the assumption gambol shroud is getting double teamed?
Ahhhh yes
ahhh but you forget Gambol Shroud is ALSO two weapons, the katana pistol and the machete/cleaver sheath. meaning it's twins on twins action
@howlingday @infoglitch
Now i started to think...
CRESENT ROSE WITH FLOATING ARRAY IS A 10x1?!
The true harem mistress, crescent rose and her collage of wives that all look identical to eachother.
And if we think penny is also a weapon soo she can hear her 10 daughters with their wife...
OTP: Jaune, why is your sword glowing?
Jaune: Apparently, they don't like the idea of me having sex; because they're a fucking buzzkill!
Crocea Mors: You have to understand, Jaune, you can't focus on trivial things like relationships, you need to focus on your training and become strong like—MY GOD, WHO IS THAT GODDESS?! Jaune looked toward where Crocea was pointing and saw Myrtenaster; to Jaune, it was just Weiss's weapon, but in Crocea Mors's view, it appeared like this (ignore Crescent Rose).
Jaune: Oh, that's just Weiss's weapon, Myrtenaster.
Crocea Mors: Weiss Schnee, I give you permission to stay with my master for as long as you want!
Weiss: Deal! Jaune: Wait wha- The scene cuts to Weiss summoning one of her knights to carry Jaune to her room; Crocea Mors would be placed beside Myrtenaster.
Crocea Mors: Hello, my goddess~ What's your kill count for Grimms?~
"Ignore this"
Ruby: There you are~! (Picks up weapon) Was wondering where you ran off to! (Glances) Oh, Jaune and Weiss's weapons are on top of each other here. They're probably inside doing the do. Haha, gross. Later, besties~! (Leaves)
Crocea Mors: (Under Myrtenaster) Do you think she noticed?
Myrtenaster: (Atop Crocea Mors) Neither do I know, nor do I care. Now continue.
...if we go by this logic would that mean if bmblb was a thing technically should we count Ember Celica as two different weapons.
Should we go with the assumption gambol shroud is getting double teamed?
Ahhhh yes
ahhh but you forget Gambol Shroud is ALSO two weapons, the katana pistol and the machete/cleaver sheath. meaning it's twins on twins action
@howlingday @infoglitch
Now i started to think...
CRESENT ROSE WITH FLOATING ARRAY IS A 10x1?!
Bleiss & Yukikaze's Sexy Maid Outfits
Bleiss: 'Heh' I Win.
Yukikaze: I'm not flustered about the outfit! I'm Flustered About The Emblem You Tattoo'd on me!? Do You Really expect me to go outside like this!?
Bleiss: Oh shut it, it's a stickr, though now that I ~won~ Maybe that'll be what I make you do for losing.
Yukikaze: Are You Insane!?
Bleiss: Your right. cart before the horse, once you've been hollowed out by Darling's Bitchbreaker you'll beg to have one to match mine.
Yukikaze: WHAT!?
Bleiss: And just when Pedobait was starting to beat me in the chest department you walk on into Beacon for the Vytal Fest, it was like a sign from The Brothers themselves.
Yukikaze: HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS FROM THE BEGINNING!!!???