Hi guys!!! I just wanted to let you guys know that Iām going to be moving blogs. I just donāt feel as motivated on here as I used to be, and I feel like if I move blogs and start fresh then Iāll be able to write more? Idk I feel like Iām wasting time somehow by not posting ?? and a fresh start would really do me good. I wonāt delete this blog tho, since I do have quite a few fics on here that I worked hard on and wouldnāt want to delete, but my activity here will be zero to none.
I decided to keep my username( @httpxyeager simply bc I love it sm and Iām going to also keep my theme(cause I canšŖ)š§āāļøbut yeah, if you wanna follow me there than go ahead!! And Iām sorry to all the people who followed me expecting to see fics, I just wasnāt motivated to write, but hopefully this fresh change can be of help!
does nothing but sit on his ass all day and order takeout for when you get back home from work
always leaves a mess even if all he does is lay in bed all day
picks a sock up and calls it a dayļæ¼
pays other people to clean the house
is needy 24/7
always calls while youāre busy and asking when youāll be back home
whines like a child whenever you tell him youāre working
asks you to skip every time you wake up
and sometimes you do
will give you head everyday after work
instead of coming home to a nice, warm meal
youāre greeted by him on his knees, desperately trying to burying his face in your crotch as soon as you walk through the door.
asks for money all the time
swears heāll buy groceries but then when you get home youāre met with 10 different video games
wants to stay in whenever you have a day off
swears he doesnāt speak to the neighbors but he still goes to their house everyday at the same time to listen to them complain, drink wine and eat cheese
although heās lazy
He always makes sure to wake up before you and give you your morning coffee
very subtly tells you to not overwork yourself while messaging your scalp and rubbing your back lovingly
saves up money to surprise you with gifts
āLevi
Takes the role of househusband very serious
will wake up at the crack of dawn and prepare the both of you breakfast and lunch for work
kisses your cheek when sending you off
always massages your back/feet whenever you come back from work
scolds you for overworking yourself as if you were a child
goes to your work place to drop something off but then distracts himself by cleaning your messy office
heās friends with all the housewives he meets when grocery shopping
gossips with each and every one of them about their husbands
and he has that signature disgust look on his face when they tell him all the shit their good for nothing husbands have done
tells you everything afterwards
uses the money you give him for cleaning products and decorations to make the house look pretty
also, just because heās a househusband doesnāt mean he doesnāt work
he has his own little online tea shop that his housewife friends promote for him
uses the money he makes to spoil you
loves being spoiled but heāll never admit it
heāll act nonchalant whenever you gift him something but on the inside heās having a frenzy
loves being your househusband
āReiner
He tries, he really does :(
wants to be a hubby youāre proud of
but this big himbo wouldnāt even know how to turn the oven on without causing a fire
instead of having dinner prepared for you when you get back
heās butt naked with just an apron on
horse cock just dangling between his legs
mans is so thick that it canāt even stand up fully cause of the weight
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and of course you must attend to your pretty househusbands needs
especially for all his hard work
brings you coffee everyday at work
he has a whole garden to himself
he absolutely loves gardening and will always give you different types of flowers everyday
he even plantās vegetables
but heāll end up giving them to your neighbors because he canāt cook :(
clings to you like a puppy whenever you leave for work
never asks for money
but you spoil him anyway
and the smile and blush he gives you is all worth it
loves when you show him off to your rich friends
If someone asks him what he does for a living heāll proudly tell them that heās a househusband to the most beautiful person he knows
āJean
Heās a spoiled mf
your fault btw
wants to be a bougie househusband so bad
IS a bougie househusband
spending your money on unnecessary shit is his hobby
demands that you show him off at events
heās proud when you show him off to other rich ppl
heās like
āyeah, Iām their babyā
doesnt cook or clean
sorry
heās just like Eren
not bc heās lazy
but bc he thinks heās too good for that
he is
though he secretly loves cleaning and decorating
Goes shopping on your behave bc youāre always busy
gets the most expensive things istfg
buys you a shit ton of lingerie thatās two times smaller than your size
will buy fancy food and set it up prettily on the dinner table for you
is a whore for scented candles
is a pillow princess
sorry I donāt make the rules
āConnie
Is needier than all of them combined
will deadass show up to your work place wanting to spend time with you
but then heās like
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cause he wanāt expecting you to actually be working
will bake instead of cook
he saw a YouTube video on how to make chocolate cake
and after that you lost him
makes you buy him all the materials he needs to make it and will deadass make cake everyday
makes you give your neighbors his cookies
he always invites the other housewives
they bake chocolate cookies while watching cooking shows
will use way to much bleach when cleaning
his nose is burning but he just thinks that itās part of the process
he isnāt the best at cleaning but he always nags at you for making a mess
drys the clothes outside even though you have a perfectly good drying machine
jumps on you the moment you walk through the doors
he makes you lay on the bed while he buries his face in your tummy, demands you message his scalp.
he has a calandra with important dates behind the door
always texts you throughout the day to remind you to take a break
can you write a fic where the reader is a mermaid and gojo is an ocean life animal and he gets turned on by mermaids? like he feels our tail and is like āfuck ur so scaly, disgusting but like also i love itā and he tries to fuck us? but he canāt because he doesnāt have a dick. heās the first animal in the animal kingdom that doesnāt have a dick, so he gets depressed
thanks!
Your imagination is beautifulš§āāļøbut unfortunately gojo makes my pussy dry up so no sorryā¤ļø
