Lifty

Lifting since February 2017.

[strawberriesandlifting]

Another “haul” lol. $10.50

[stargirllifts]

$10.50??? For a bottle of nail polish??? Holy shit

[thatonegaylifter]

me showing up to ulta in disguises so I can fuck up the store one more time this week

[liftfairy-deactivated20190514]

I’m running out of places to lift from. Fuck small cities

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

what a fucking mood lmaoo I thank god I visit family in another state every couple months

[livfting]

which one of y’all did this 😂😂😂

[lilliftie]

For us that don’t reblog from the outside community :v I love this

[criminal-hanzo]

Okay guys I’m gonna tell you a secret. Bags like this are my favorite to use when lifting from a mall. The structured bags hold more but they’re a lot easier for others to peek into and see all your stolen goods. the handles on THESE bags are close enough to the top that you holding it will close the top off so nobody can look inside easily. So it doesn’t look too empty or weird, when I start a mall haul, I put one of my own thick sweaters at the very bottom before dropping stuff in; that way it already looks like I’ve done some shopping. Also, the soft material helps cushion the noise of the stuff you’re lifting when you drop it down.

[pretzel-lift]

y'all so this is weird but keep reading

so I work with cops but not for the police department. (don’t ask lol.) anyway, I was taking to this one cop who can make weird noises really well. he can imitate our Target’s alarm seriously dead-on. so he says sometimes he will stand outside of target in the mall and make the sound of the alarms going off just to fuck with people. he says “you can catch shoplifters that way because they’re the ones who keep walking through.” uhhhhhh they’re onto us lol

[wentlifting-blog]

Today

Today i got caught. I was at walmart, i was reckless, i checked and checked for cameras, i didnt see a single one. Somehow i was still on camera. I was dumb. I regret every second of it. I hate myself. I was almost sent to jail. I have to go to court. I have a ticket. Im scared shitless. If my parents ever find out im completely fucked. I dont know what to do. Ive contacted a lawyer. In my state its a misdemeanor on anything less than $500, up to 90 days in jail, and up to $1,000 in fines. I dont have that kind of money, nor do i have that kind of time to be away. Im leaving tumblr. Im deactivating. Learn from me. Do not be cocky, always, always, always quadruple check for cameras. Good luck babes.

[heavenlylifter]

oh my god i’m so sorry about how this has turned out for you! i hope you can get through this alright and that everything works out in the end. good luck out there!

[liftybih-blog]

I GOT SLOPPY. CAUGHT/ALMOST CAUGHT STORY.

hey guys, don’t worry, i’m good, nothing more than a confrontation happened, now time for the story. i went out for lunch with some friends and we unexpectedly went into an u/t@ afterwards to pass time, and i was not planning on /ifting. we were walking around and i was looking at b3nifit eyeliners and i noticed one box was empty and that someone must have /ifted it because the rest were there and i was like… if they can do it i probably can too (this was my first mistake. mind you this was my first time in an u/t@ EVER let alone this one). so, i picked it up and held it behind my sleeve next to another eyeliner that i was actually buying, eventually we got to the one blind spot i found in that entire store and my friend was genuinely just standing there looking at a face mask and i started (without looking at it) unpackaging the eyeliner (which was another mistake, i absolutely should not have tried to leave a package behind). i ended up getting it out, throwing it into my sleeve and then we were walking out of the aisle (none of my friends knew what i was doing, one of them /ifts and one does not). i was telling my friends we should go pay and at the same time i tried to put the package on a random shelf, an SA walked by, and as i saw her walk by i knew i was done. basically she picked up the package and obviously realized it was empty and i saw her talk to another worker w the package in her hand and i went to my friend (the one who /ifts), i said their name and showed them i was putting the liner under an aisle just so they knew why i was panicking. i was standing in line to pay for the liner i was buying when that worker (idk if she was an SA or floor manager) came to me with the package and said “was there an eyeliner in this” and i told her that i never checked and she basically asked the same question again and i said the same thing and she went behind the checkout counter and stared me and my friends down. i was waiting in line shaking, hoping the cashier wouldnt try to buy time and ask a bunch of questions, and i could hear the worker saying in her microphone “did you see it on camera’ and i knew she didnt because i did check for blind spots, but i was obviously still terrified. the one thing i know they DID get was when i put the eyeliner under the aisle by checkout. i payed for the liner i had and left without anybody stopping me and it was a breath of fresh air. anyway, the one time i was sloppy i was confronted. i’m definitely taking a break because i was shaken up, but it’s not for good. MORAL OF THE STORY: DO NOT GET SLOPPY. DO NOT ASSUME YOU’RE INVINCIBLE. 

[pretty-little-lift]

I 100% support women stealing beauty products instead of throwing every spare penny she has away chasing after an impossible pipedream sold to her since the moment she was born.

[liluzilift]

For My LOVES ✨ I’ve been working with this method and trying to perfect it so it’s secure and helps my babes avoid any trouble 💛, for this concealing method you need 2 things, but 3 for extra security; make sure your hand is out of the way of the camera, the wallet helps but 🤷🏾‍♀️ can never be too careful

• scarf (extra security) • 6-8” wallet (make sure it’s kinda wide too) • old bag (one you wouldn’t mind cutting up)

- OKEI, so dis how you secure the FUCKING BAG!!!, take a old purse or any purse you don’t mind cutting a hole in the side of (preferably a black bag bc you’re less likely to see a tear in a black bag bc CAMO BINCHES), or maybe a cute little cloth bag bc they can be easily manipulated and it’s tough to see imperfections, depending on what you plan to grab and it’s size, make the hole big enough so when it’s time to conceal you can easily slip items into it, make sure the hole willingly opens when you push items into it, I recommend testing the resistance MULTIPLE TIMES before going out, I just want you guys to be SAFE!

- when shopping hold your wallet in the hand that’s on the same side of the hole side of your purse (the wallet helps bc not only does it help you hide the concealing process, it makes you look like an honest shopping customer, grab two items but one at a time, and hold one item behind the wallet and another one to make it look like you’re examining it.

- THIS IS WHERE A SCARF WOULD HELP, NOT NECESSARY BUT IT HELPS OK! With the item still behind the wallet, kind of hold the wallet close enough to the hole then BOOM BITCH! MORE SLIPPERY THAN THIS PUSSC, it slide it behind your wallet using your fingers/finger tips to push it right into your hole (no pun intended but LMFAO), a scarf just adds extra layer just bc and to make motion a lot less detectable if cameras are present, ESPECIALLY wearing a black scarf.

IN ADDITION 💞

- ZIP! YOUR! BAG!!!! The hole on the side should be the only way of entry of you bag, bc it makes it hard for them to accuse you of shit if you come in with a zipped bag, shop, and LEAVE with a zipped bag, remember, we’re honest shopping customers, the only time your bag would be unzipped is if you’re paying, unless you make some last minute decisions (which we’ve all done before) and decide to grab an item that’s maybe too big for your pre-made hole, THEN I recommend the typical blind spot method and feel free to unzip then re-zip, but be smart about it ! ALSO make the hole kinda high, a few inches below the rim of your bag so your hands won’t have to move too much to gain entry. PLUS, WE DONT NEED SHIT FALLING OUT BC YOU PUT THE HOLE TOO LOW!!!

TIP‼️: don’t look down at your hands while you’re doing this !! If you can find the hole use the item for feel around for it, maybe move your wallet around closer or whatever is necessary so your item can slip right in.

Idk if this method has already been told, if so I’m sorry to whoever bc I promise I’m not trynna jack your shit or get clout off your method, but ik this is a lot of info, there’s a video attached so maybe you guys don’t need written information but I want you guys to have a full understanding of this method so you’ll fully enjoy your shopping trip, okay love y’all bYeEEeee 💕💕💕

DISCLAIMER: IM NOT PROMOTING STEALING, ALL RP.

[sicloudlifting]

Today’s haul, done completely on body! Missing condoms and lube. Note: stop hating on Covergirl 😂 I know your mom uses them and they haven’t updated their packaging since the 90’s but they have some hidden gems in their line 👀👀👀

[rains-lifts-blog]

“missing condoms and lube” wOndEr wHerE tHoSe wEnt

[sadlftng]

Almost Caught AKA Why I Made That Post About Being Cocky

So I was at a CVS and I saw this expensive ass (>$70) toothbrush I’ve wanted for a long time, sitting on a self with no spiderwrap, so I just impulsively decided to lift it. Mistake number one, I usually never impulse lift and I have a good idea if the things I want are source tagged or not. I concealed in a blindspot then walked out and as I walked out I beeped. The manager came out and said “Hey ladies, I think maybe something one of you bought wasn’t deactivated at the register.” and we turned and looked at her and I said “Sorry, we didn’t buy anything :/” and kept walking to the car, she just repeated that and stepped back into the store. Then as we were in the car she stepped off the curb and into the parking lot looking around for us I suppose, but that was as far as she got. I’ve been so cocky this entire trip, I lifted a whole duffle bag, so many pairs of shoes, I’ve lifted from Sephora, Ulta, Lulu, MAC, just such crazy places and I need to not get ahead of myself. I need to ask myself before I do some impulsive lifting, would I want to go to jail for it? And the answer will always be no. 

[heavenlylifter]

it’s good that you came to a realisation - that’s what will stop you from becoming one of the lïfting nightmare tragedy stories on here

[call-me-stickyfingers]

My Friend Robbed Ulta Blind…Then Got Caught A Week Later. Storytime.

To the lifting community!! Pay!! Attention!! Do NOT get greedy like my friend did at Ulta. Let’s call her Becky. Becky is on welfare with 2 kids. She works 10 hours a week and can’t afford to put her kids in daycare. So, she works when she can and boosts in her spare time.

Let’s just say..Becky ROBBED Ulta blind.

It’s the only Ulta in rural Tennessee for 30 miles. It’s convenient and gets most of the business of surrounding towns. That being said, shrink is probably not much of an issue. LP there is minimal to the best of my knowledge, and they barely even tag.

Becky is a newbie lifter but has been my apprentice. I taught her everything she knows but she got GREEDY AS FUCK. Please, don’t be like Becky.

So, before my 24 hour rampage, I took Becky out on what I thought would be a rather mild lifting session. She was in need of some new foundation, and I was simply in the need of a fun afternoon activity. Becky left her kids with her mom and took off with me, her boosting bag in hand.

Becky and I walk in, dressed nicely and looking normal. We browse a while and Becky is looking at foundations. I gave her the signal and she dropped one in her purse, easy as pie. We browsed for a few minutes after and I asked her if she was ready to go. She seemed focused elsewhere, and she told me to go browse in another isle while she scoped more.

Shrugging, I went to the hair section and pretended to take interest in the big sexy hair bottles. Whatever. Becky came back with me after a few minutes and said she was ready to go. The SA’s were all busy and preoccupied, so we left without beeping. Becky has an impeccable booster bag so that isn’t a concern. You could put the mars rover inside beckys bag and the towers would still not go off.

We get to the car, and I dump out a few lipsticks I casually tossed in my pockets. I asked to see what else she took, thinking she snagged some eyeliner to go with her new foundation.

Low and behold folks.

Stuffed to the BRINK of her bag was naked palettes. I shit you not. I gasped. There had to be at least 30 in there, it’s a very deep bag.

Becky looked smug, telling me she was almost sure she’d be caught but did it anyway, glowing that it had worked out.

Immediately I knew this was a bad sign. One naked pallets won’t hurt nobody, 30 is ROBBING THEM BLIND. Someone will definitely notice FUCKING 30 PALLETTES GONE. My ASS was right alongside her, they will take note of me too.

People like Becky, I drop. I acted nonchalant about it, but in the back of my mind I knew I could no longer be associated with someone so reckless.

Fast forward a week later. Becky called me in tears. She went back to the SAME FUCKING ULTA and tried the same thing again but with benefit products. She stuffed an entire display of benefit crap in her bag. Talk about stupid. She now has to pretend to be mentally insane in order to get out of a felony. They caught her with her booster bag too, and an additional $2k of stolen goods in her car.

[grapefruitlifter-blog]

oh.. my.. god..

[heavenlylifter]

what not to do

[klyftsit-blog]

Not l!ft!ng but straight boys never fail to amuse me

I’m jus tryna sell a bra y'all

[klyftsit-blog]

There it is.

[sadlftng]

i love… straights??

[httpzeldaxx-blog]

Fred Meyers

Any tips on lifting from Freddy’s? I haven’t seen like anything to do with them

[lifting-diamonds-and-chanel-blog]

Stop being a greedy bitch @ ulta

Okay so I went their today and got a few things. Only a few because I already have a shit ton of make up and I have make up literally collecting dust rn because I don’t use it.

So I wanted 2 modern renaissance pallets (one I could use and another one I could put in my make up drawer of un opened make up.) and I asked her where they were at and she said “oh we keep them at the register now.” And I just said “oh okay (:” and kept doing my business. tHEN another worker asked why they kept them By the register and she said “because people are stealing them buy 5’s” and I’m just like?

Guys stop taking a ton of pallets from places. It’s honestly effecting everyone. Just take one or two. Like your ass Doesn’t need 5+ pallets. Even for boosting just take two from each ulta and hit a few different ones.

This is why I’m gonna have to start hitting my local Sephora. It’s 10X harder but fuck they always have the stuff I wanna lift. Like dude stop taking so many pallets at one time from One store. And it’s not even the modern renaissance it’s every urban decay and too faced pallets. So just stop being greedy.

[tht-liftingbaddie-blog]

THANK YOU!! Being greedy also makes it way harder for everyone else to lift because stores will quickly realize their stuff has gone missing and put more effort into enforcing better cameras, LPs/SAs, and crazy tags on palettes and such (like those white beeping square tags with a fucking CAMERA on them).