i just wanna be somebody to someone

hudson hale basically everyones big brother, i live to annoy hank and tj

[hudsonhale]

princessmccoco​:

“that’s not a problem I generally deal with myself. I do have a taser though, just in case.”

“not gonna lie sometimes i take joy in dealing with those myself, but that is definitely a good call.”

[hudsonhale]

princessmccoco​:

“Really? I like the sad drunks. I feel like I vibe them with on a cosmic level.”

“yeah well they’re okay at first until they turn into the aggressive asshole drunks after one too many then i’ve actually gotta deal with them.”

[hudsonhale]

“while everyone is getting so excited for the big holiday season i am not so secretly dreading all the drunks at the bar, not that i don’t love the money i just hate seeing sad drunks.”

[reggrob]

I don’t have many regrets in life. I like to think things happen for a reason. But one thing I do regret, and immensely so, is not buying the house that has a garage. My car is covered in leaves and bird shit. 

[hudsonhale]

having to clean off your car every morning is probably the worst way to start a day, and if that’s happening for a reason i’d like to know what that kind of aggravation does to make my life better.

[hudsonhale]

bennetthale​:

“yeah i don’t know about that - but i would like to see you try.”

“oh you are really doubting me here kiddo, i can be very persuasive.”

[bennetthale]

“you’d think that when someones hires you as their lawyer - they’d listen to the advice you give them, no? why the hell would you pay me to not only defend you - but advise you in your case if you’re not going to listen to what i have to say. i don’t understand people.”

[hudsonhale]

“i mean i wouldn’t, but that’s just because i love to annoy the piss out of you.”

[andy-clutterbuck]

Today Show | 2017