j.c.

happy healthy human

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🤥closest to a boner emoji

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wish obi wan was my doctor so he could put his finger up my butt

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shiiit sometimes i want to take my dog’s medication

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is there anyone in the galaxy that can out-racist grand moff tarkin?

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peptides to get rid of fear

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going to weenie hut jr’s anyone want anything?

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i feel like such a pussy because i’m terrified of the dark thunder wind and storms. every true goth is laughing at me

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i need a thundershirt and a comfort muzzle

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and a cage with a bed for my safety

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i need a thundershirt and a comfort muzzle

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puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

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the worst thing about spring-summer is that it will be dead calm for most of the day and then you get flashbanged by severe thunderstorms and tornadoes

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some days zero mutuals interact with you and it makes you feel like you are the high school loner again

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just saw someone say howard hamlin suffered worse than jesse pinkman

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i will draw something i will draw something. i will draw something

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no lol

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got some sweet treats

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