Sarcastic with a Dash of Indifference

24. Navy Baby. Avid reblogger. Sarcastic with a dash of indifference.

[midnight-charm]

[sergle]

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

[37q-archive]

have you tried yelling

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

[fuselii]

legends 

[asmakamara]

Asma Kamara

photographed by Bryant Woolcock

@rainwata

[with-practice]

Albert Einstein teaching at Lincoln, the United State’s first Historical Black University, 1946

[seawitchedd]

[happyblacklegends]

✨💕 Adut, Naomi, Anok 🍫✨

[tinglingpeter]

RIP Godfrey Gao (1984-2019)

[mysharona1987]

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[tiktokarchive]

[hoenn-spired]

The duality of man

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[miiriya]

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[kevinwastaken]

things are heating up in the spongebob fandom , huh

[lokileolena]

Is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that the original post is calling squidward out as a virgin??

[powerfulwizard]

I dont think anyone doubts that. I was just confirming the obvious right there.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gahdamnpunk]

Her name is Laetitia Ky and she’s only 23! 😍😍 I’ve already seen a white girl steal her idea so let’s promote tf out of the OG.

Her IG