[huff--le--puff]

Do I think he's hot or do I want to be him except I'm aroace and the answer's obvious

[childish-himbino]

a video of me aggressively photographing mushrooms went viral on tiktok and tbh this is how i wanna be remembered.

[im-not-trash-im-compost]

Audio transcription:

Person filming: " having gay friends is all fun and games until they need to take a picture of a mushroom"

Person kneeling desperately to take picture of mushroom while friend films: "UUUUGH it's a bunch though! It's a family Megan!"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You don't have to be 'special' or extraordinary talented to do the things you love. There exists plenty of space in the world for the creation of new things of all shapes and sizes.

When you have made a thing, you have made a thing. And there exists somewhere some person who would love and cradle it close to their chest.

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[cute-electrocute]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the gods set the universe on autopilot and never looked back

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“I don’t wanna talk about it” I say, ignoring the obvious fact that I was in actuality the person who brought it up to begin with

[delmars-archived]

i miss tony

[wadey-wilson]

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

[wackd-archive]

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

[wackd-archive]

fair

[itswalky]

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

[zingoogniz]

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

[zingoogniz]

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

[silver-tongues-blog]

okay listen, theres a reason intelligence and wisdom are two different stats

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

[streetkit]

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

[huff--le--puff]

Someone buy me plants

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

[feniczoroark]

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no, but it has this thing!

[raymondcest]

Don’t forget about this other thing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and these things!

[frogtrenchcoat]

i really like this thing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I love the holographic special editions!

[luidilovins]

Come down the trenches! We have

Plastic bags

Old Man McGregor

Sea Swine

Underwater Lipstick

This Geek

Sheepshead Fish because Peopletoothed Fish was taken

A dick

Seizure machines

Seamus who I met at a Rave in downtown Seattle once.

Cosmic Brain if nothing was going on in there

And Much Much More

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what the fuck

[mcu-headcanons]

Carol: Okay, let me get this straight, who all thought that Fury was my dad?

Carol: Fury, put your hand down.

[avengersincorrectquotes]

Tony: Are any of you happy?

Bucky: I cross the street without looking

[lifevialoving]

Tony Stark: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Everyone, collectively holding their breath:

Tony: Actually, it’s going to bug me if I don’t.

[huff--le--puff]

What if Happy goes back to being called Harold because Tony’s the one who gave him the nickname and he can’t handle the reminder

[huff--le--puff]

Being surprised at my stupidity is like being surprised that birds fly at this stage