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tfw your vacation is thwarted by the lovecraftian whale you encountered when you were 14
Writing Prompt #2692
"If you didn't understand, why didn't you ask me to explain?"
"I thought I'd look dumb."
"Yeah, well, you look pretty dumb right now, so that didn't work out for you."
Edit Note: I'm really amazed by how much love this post got. Guess it just shows we're all in the same boat. I do have other humorous writing memes on this tumblr under the same tag, if you're interested. Never give up writing! ❤️
Edit Note 2: I can't believe this has reached 10000+ notes. Been on tumblr for almost ten years (different account) and nothing like this has ever happened before. Thank you! 😊
second chances can only get you so far
“Mr. Potter, that gesture may be sweet and touching but please remember you two are in class and not in your own world. I do not tolerate sleeping in class so please wake Mr. Malfoy up. I’ll see the both of you in my office after class.” - Professor McGonagall
(scene inspired from wzxz/fake slackers 🥺🫶)
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
the reviews are in
"We met next day as he had arranged, and inspected the rooms at No. 221B, Baker Street, of which he had spoken at our meeting. They consisted of a couple of comfortable bed-rooms and a single large airy sitting-room, cheerfully furnished, and illuminated by two broad windows."
今日は…づかれちゃった。ねむたい。
What’s that ship dynamic where there’s two people who are so gut-wrenchingly complicated that only they can truly understand each other. Like the world could mischaracterize them and/or misperceive their intentions to hell & back but at the end of the day they know themselves & only they can understand each other. Sure, they won’t always get along as a result of their unique dispositions, but they will always return back to each other. They will never feel alone so long as the other simply lives & breathes
hi artists on tumblr,
can anyone draw a horse head with a lamp on top but with human skeleton body? And like the legs and arms are a horse's?
Thanks 🐴
making healthy choices (like fucking your coworker on the DL)
#2, self-prompt
cw: injury, aurors!drarry
Harry collapses onto the couch, tossing his wand onto the coffee table and kicking off his Auror-grade combat boots.
"That was brutal," he groans, pressing his hand against a blooming bruise on his thigh. "But Merlin, you were so fast with that Stunner." He snags the decanter of whiskey off the table, pouring two glasses.
This is their routine: high on the adrenaline of a successful case, they end up together at Harry's. They drink, talk about the case, and then they end up on the bed, on the couch, on the floor, and at least once on the open balcony. They don't have to talk about it -- some things are better left unstated.
Harry tries to pass him a glass, leaning over the back of the sofa, but Draco’s clutching his side and he hasn’t taken off his shoes or coat. Draco nods at it, blinking fast, but he doesn't reach to take it. And then he sways, and suddenly, Harry would swear he's turned even paler.
Harry stares for a second too long, tired brain slow to process. "Malfoy?"
"I'm fine," Draco says too quickly. He makes a half-hearted attempt to turn away. "Really.”
Harry moves fast, off the couch and around, and then he's sliding an arm under Draco's to keep him steady. "Easy now.” Harry walks him to the couch, stomach sinking at the clammy, cold press of Draco’s skin against Harry’s. "You didn't say you were hurt.”
"I can handle it,” Draco breathes, eyes screwed tight.
"You're an idiot," Harry mutters, tugging at the bottom of Draco’s shirt. Harry tries to keep back a gasp when he sees the rough curse wound, but he can’t keep it all in. "Merlin, Draco. You're an idiot. We should’ve had the Healer look at this."
“It’s not that bad,” Draco tries, but stops speaking when Harry catches his eye with a sharp glare.
Harry curses under his breath as he Summons a med kit and kneels down. "You’re a stubborn, stupid bastard," he grumbles as he disinfects the wound and wraps it in a charmed gauze. "Can’t believe you wouldn’t tell your own partner you were hurt.”
"I know," Draco murmurs. "I didn't want to give them any reason to—"
"If they dare take you off our cases I'll fucking quit," Harry snaps as casts a quick wandless, wordless healing charm. "We earned these cases fair and square, and they don't get to retaliate against you out of some stupid idea of who you are."
"Some of it is earned," he winces as the charm shimmers across the bandage.
"I don't care," Harry adds, quieter, running gentle fingers over Draco's unblemished hip. It's almost possessive, if it weren't so tender. "I wouldn't want a different partner."
"See?” Draco says weakly. "You’re the idiot if you’d throw away a guaranteed Head Auror position for this.” Draco presses two fingertips to Harry's lips. “Don’t say something sappy.”
Harry rolls his eyes. “I make my own choices. And you need to slow down and take care of yourself when you’re hurt.”
“Look at me! I’m resting, I’m tending to my wounds, being good and all that. I am taking care.”
“No, I am." Harry says it sharply first, then softens. “Taking care of you, I mean."
"I could do it myself."
"You could." Harry presses the last piece of tape down over the edge of the gauze. "Would you rather that? Deal with all of it alone?"
"No," Draco says. He takes Harry's hand and runs a single finger over Harry's bruised knuckles, tracing the familiar lines of Harry's hands. "I think together is preferable."
The earth shattering, bellowing roar was nothing like hero had ever heard before. They were sat across the table from villain, who was still cuffed to the table in the interrogation room. The noise was so loud it completely drowned their previous conversation.
Hero furrowed their eyebrows in confusion.
Villain went white as a sheet.
"You need to let me go, right now," the criminal said urgently, the panic written clear as day on the usually calm and collected villain.
"Excuse me!?" Hero sputtered in disbelief, "why the hell would I-"
"Because if you don't, no one in this whole building will be leaving alive,"
Before hero could respond, one of the head officers burst through the door, slightly out of breath "hero, there- theres a, what appears to be a-"
"-dragon"
"Dragon,"
The criminal and officer said at the same time.
Suddenly there was another bellowing roar that rumbled through the building, loud enough to shake dust down from the ceiling.
"Open the cuffs you idiot!" Villain snapped when the hero and officer just stood frozen, thrusting their wrists forward in emphasis, "she's here for me!"
The hero officer looked at each other for a moment, before the hero jumped up and clicked the cuffs open.
"Where is she?" Villain asked the officer as they stood up, urgency still clear in their tone.
"This, this way-" the officer replied, brain struggling to comprehend what was happening. Then, they turned, quickly jogging down the hall, leading the others out past multiple security stations, whom they had to assure villain was with them, before they finally breaking through the front door.
Hero almost couldn't believe it. There was a dragon. An honest to god, giant, scaly, fire breathing dragon.
Multiple military were firing at the beast, but the bullets simply ricocheted off it's scales, only seeming to agitate it more. Half the yard was already up in a blaze,
"Tell your men to stand down if they want to live!" Villain yelled over the commotion before taking off-
straight toward the beast.
The dragon let out another screech, taking a deep breath like they were about to spew another wave of flames, but a distant sound made them stop.
"Draeia!"
The dragon's ears perked up, as bullets finally seemed to stop firing. Its head turned, and as soon as its eyes found the villain running toward them, it started running too.
They collided, the dragons head nearly knocking the villain completely off their feet as the beast pushed their forehead into them.
"I know, I know," the criminal calmed as the dragon continued pushing her head against them happily, "it's okay, I'm right here, it's alright, you found me,"
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